Name things your country is better than the USA

Name things your country is better than the USA.

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not getting cucked by blacks and isis

Pizza

not getting shot

Show me the best local slice

speaking english

safety

Not being so fat (only slightly tho)

Based trips

>Universal healthcare
>Free education
>income equality
>Not getting shot
>Not celebrating being morbidly obese as a "lifestyle"
>Not getting undressed and molested at the airport

Murder rate.

Being popular :^)

Amout of Illegals crossing the border

Life expectancy

No feminism

Blackface

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Can't think of anything to be honest.

Will somebody just nuke this shithole already?!

That crust is fucking ridiculous.

Do it pansy.

what about:
architecture
traditional brewing practices
local cuisine
classical music

>building walls

M8..... I've been to Italy a few times and everytime I've ordered a pizza and it's shit, every fucking time.

Local turk/arab pizzarias here are 10x better than the shit you make

I am not joking

All of these.
this

Going to add
>race relations

Keeping its residents happy.

Celebrating Easter

Having kids.

not suffering a massive terrorist treat

oh wait...

Free healthcare
safest
whitest
bets fiesta
best food
best lifestyle
best cities
best history
best culture
less crime
etc etc etc

Cultural heritage.
Food.
Football.

It's literally under-cooked dough. He ordered thin-crust.

The only thing your healthcare has on ours is that it's free.
I'd rather take a helicopter ride to France to get my daily 9mm out from my moob, which by the grace of God cushioned the force before it could get to my stonified heart.

>food
>women
>aesthetics
>no fucking gun shops everywhere
>no school shootings
>no diffuse and maximum-level stupidity. We're stupid but also smart, not full retarded as in USA
>women

France is better at terrorist attacks apparently.

Easter?

cuck

Ostern?

>turk/arab pizzarias

that sounds really gross lol

swiming

Ostern?

>Local turk/arab pizzarias here are 10x better than the shit you make

just kill yourself you utter plebeian shit

i can't believe i have to hear this type of nonsense from my countrymen

Der Tag der Wiederauferstehung Christus?

Your tastes suck. Your toungue was damaged by the low temperature in your country when you were a child. Now your tastebuds are rotten and you cant feel taste of food, you just have a vague sensation given by the far memories of real taste you have. Dont worry thats normal for a north european.

we are better at celebrating christian and jewish holidays that take place at the end of the Lent

certainly not spelling

There are none. I watch American soldier fucks my mommy

BMI ratio

uhh...

uhhh.......

and hmmmmm...

yea...

*exits the thread*

Clearly not speaking Enlish.

Coffee

Nice

Best pizza I've ever had was from a local place owned by a Mexican guy.

>this thread

Gun laws

siesta

>Enlish.

I thought American women were the most beautiful? :/

everything

Easter

Math

Being white

nothing. we are inferior at everything
dog bless

I think that we can all agree that Canada is the last country to be calling another country a cuck.

Freedom

>can't own guns
>wasted space on data cap from shitty Internet

Easter?

> American reading comprehension

Guns are legal here and the we have unlimited fibre in all the major cities.

being thin
not having riots every other week
knowing how to handle alcohol
luxury cars
wine

Water management
not being divided on literally every issue
life expectancy
Wealth equality
Education
Health care
Cheese
Press freedom
Destroying West-coast African countries
Diplomacy
Democratic system
Sustainable economic policy
Welfare
Health
Beer (Free for every country btw)
Women
Architecture
History
Art
Safety
Aesthetically pleasing cities

Tell that to my 7 guns and unlimited internet you cuck

No fat cops only effay skeletons here .

human bowling

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keeeeeeek

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anime

how is that shit even possible?

>being white
>not getting shot
>not getting PLANE'd
>having democracy