Why is the Polish language such a mess?

Why is the Polish language such a mess?

proximity to germans

its a long story

Poorland a shit

Inb4
>Shut up chink

...

It makes hunting for ukrainians and false poles much easier

God had spare consonants so he gave them to us

>start Polish on Duolingo
>mężczyźni
>dziewczynki
>ciastko
>ciasteczko
>śniadanie
>owoce
Fucking Russian isn't even this difficult.

>CV[C] syllables, save for one CVCC and one CCV
>difficult

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, living in Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, district Łękołody.

Try this.

it's really hard to learn for me i tried to learn it but i gave it up

this is why nobody likes poles

muh grzegorz meme instead of letting the foreigners learn on easier examples hyhy popacz stara łón ni łumi wymówić hyhy durne te łobce

No wonder. It's one of the hardest languages to learn.

don't forget to masturbate to your digraphs, idiot

Cause its supposed to use Cyrillic

>No wonder. It's one of the hardest languages to learn.
yes it is but i guess finnish also

The loss of the jers did this tbqh

All the vowels immigrated to Finland

nie zesraj sie
kazdy jezyk ma lamance jezykowe

Git gud

>grz
>brz
>chr
>szcz

I don't understand a single polish word and all i'm imagining is my tongue commiting seppuku

think of it as a vendor lock-in

That's because English is primitive in comparison

How the fuck do you pronounce zcsczsz and all that crazy shit?

You can't. We can.

>szcz

It's funny that Russians actually has a one letter for this - Щ

No shit, you must be brillant.

polish "cz" - anglo "ch" as in "choke"
polish "sz" - anglo "sh" as in "shrek"

>Griegoŕ Brięčyščykievič
>Hriąščyrievošyce, poviat Lękolody

hol' up, lemme try polish

Czčćkywskiszlzniečšszwywyzietkćkzwczy Łoł

It's still not mess enough. We should return to medieval orthography.

Thegosznasz domesczisz iezu xpe mili
bichom stoba bili
gdzeszie nam radwya swe nebeszke sily

Bila radosczy bila milosczy bilo vidzene
thworcza angelszke beszkoncza
thwczsze nam swidzalo dyable potampene

Werzisz wtho czlowecze iz iezucristh prawi
czirpal zanasz rani
swa swantho¦ crew przelal zanasz crzesczyani

Odwszy ogrzeyszne sam bog peczo yma
dyablw yo¦ odthima
gdzetho sam krolwye xobyo¦ przyma