/brit/ - Me and the lads

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korean pop

>Alien robots come to Earth and assert their control over humanity. They claim that they only want to observe humanity. They enforce a strict no one allowed outside rule. They implant humans with a device that alerts sentries to anyone who goes outside and if they refuse to comply they are destroyed. They also employ humans to be their proctors. One of these men is Robin Smythe. He tries to get Kate Flynn to be his wife but she still mourns her husband whom Smythe says died. But her son Sean, doesn't believe it. He sends messages out asking anyone who knows anything about his father to tell him. One day he and three young people are fooling around when they discover that they turned off their implant. That's when they go outside and someone answers Sean's message and tells him where his father is. So he goes out to find him But Smythe pursues him and brings his mother as leverage. And when the robots corner Sean he somehow manages to control them. So the Robots are curious why he can do that. So they tell Smythe to capture him.

sounds like a cracker

Just drove solo for the first time.

It's amazing how quickly the novelty wore off and I remembered how boring driving was.

Gonna try the motorway tomorrow and hope I don't die.

NEED a qt Korean/Japanese Anglophile gf t b h lads.

JUST

>Nicola Sturgeon bangs on about muh EU vote muh taking Scotland out of the EU against its will
>Will take Scotland out of the UK despite Scotland voting to stay

Sturgeon is undemocratic

where do you find these trashy films?

thailand lad is yaba hard 2 get in bkk?

>sunny
she has the best tities

FUCK

no

VERY bad post

arooo as they say

yify

what's drug culture like in thailand, unusual to see amphetamines around?

deep fried MINGE

Korean pop

yify in hell furfag

the Yifmeister does it again!

be safe lad. 7 out of 10 drivers are killed the first time they drive on the motorway

moving to laos

thought her elbow was a boob haha

youtube.com/watch?v=PrakVtJe974

is it bad that i find this song absolutely incredible. it's fucking amazing, what a tune

the lyrics make it even better

>Korean

how do i find the hardcore celebrity sextapes

NEED to see maisie ravaged

some minges look like they've been deep fried 2bh ngl

Less prevalent than the UK, but if you're looking in the right places, you'll what you want. Just don't get stitched up.

Also if you want to see how fast your car will go, take it to a track, don't put other peoples lives in danger.

Cleaning the teeth

Do you mean 70% of people who die driving, or literally 70% of drivers?

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V: 10
A: 10

>WSHH
kek

Would be a blast

What would happen if I poured a bit of alcohol up the gf's bum?
Think it'd be quite erotic to get her dressed up then put some up her and watch her squirm.

>left job three weeks ago
>done literally nothing since then
>except shitpost on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Is this it? Is this the 'life' NEET anons were telling me of?

Someone PLEASE post qt Japanese/Korean Anglophiles. PLEASE.

What's the point of having nukes if nobody will nuke ISIS

i.4cdn.org/f/Nerdy Nummies.swf

it would hurt quite a lot if you use hard liquor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

That's a bad idea

the latter

VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

>actually using Sup Forums and Sup Forums
the fuck's wrong with you

MY

use a tampon soaked in alcohol she'll get wasted af haha

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did the man who invented college go to college?
hm, okay then

In May 2004, a 58-year-old machine shop owner of Lake Jackson, Texas, died after his wife administered an alcohol enema of sherry. In total, the man consumed two large bottles of sherry, containing about three liters of the alcohol. He suffered from alcoholism and had difficulty ingesting alcohol orally because of a painful throat ailment. His wife was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide.[4] In August 2007, prosecutors dropped the charges due to insufficient evidence

>tfw getting yellow fever

>He's fine with collateral damage in the millions
Okay Truman, calm it down.

Atashi wa mondai giru

>pour two liters of alcohol in your husband rectum
>insufficient evidence for negligent homicide

wat

americucks btfo wahey

i.4cdn.org/f/The truth about USA.swf

youtu.be/X_wFLktd2JA this tune is killing me lads

Think I want to live in France one day, somewhere cosy in the South.

Should probably think about learning French, huh.

Jesus made me feel guilty woaaaaah

/brit/? more like /poop/ haha

Sister, her friend and my sister's boyfriend went to find pokemon on pokemon Go, thank God I can now stand up.

so are trucks

Also what's the noral revs you should be at when steady at 30mph

In the lessons it was under 2k, but to get that in this car I need to be in 4th which seems mental

all these songs sound the exact same

>There are terror attacks in Iraq all the time
>There are terror attacks in Lebanon all the time
>There are terror attacks in Turkey all the time
>There are terror attacks in France all the time

Is France a middle eastern country now?

post more kpop please!

Mystic are fucking useless in my area I picked the wrong team

Take pictures you fag

France is an Algerian colony

I'm in the fucking Wild West, gyms change hands every ten mins.

off to wagecuck for the night lads
*dons trillby and leaves house*

dog

Why aren't you just part of Romania?

CHOON
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7SZ5SBzyY

She would have noticed if I had started taking pictures of her underwear.

>spends his whole working life operating machines that could rip a human body apart is a second
>dies from having alcohol poured up his arse

very cucky

is that the SS + gomad guy? lmao

the most redddit performance ive ever seen.

how do i dump a spitter flame in my 1.2 corsa?

sounds like every other tune on that suicide sheep channel

Say a pokeman was there. This is how it starts in porn films

topgear.com/videos/chris-harris-drives/chris-harris-drives-ferrari-f12tdf

crazy car

youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k

Bruce mate! sick one

youtube.com/watch?v=y32TLi-FXrg

My phone is too shit to have Pokemon Go otherwise I would already have it.

First person killed by the terrorist was a Muslim
What do we make of that eh lads

>tfw in love

delicious chocolate milk

I guess Islam is an equal opportunities murder cult

Love has to be mutual mate

sorry to hear that

thai gf sent me another pic lads

shes actually really qt desu

don't know how i'm pulling this off

>see people walking round town in groups staring at their phones (pokemon)
>90% overweight/underweight, poorly dressed adult men

Bin yourselves

With the coco?

3310?

>tfw never been in love

If she's not, it's actually lust.

Post 'em then

yeah, but does she has dark nipples?

This guy dead yet? Last I heard he got shot at whilst in a neighbourhood.

found out today that the work i do gets charged to clients at £700 per day

don't earn anywhere near that lmao this is why i hate working, it's just making other people rich