/cum/

tom brady edition

buffos are cute

Minnesota

nth for Asian feet.

nou

Leave.

Will America ever be pre-fallout style atompunk, guys?

Did you guys get your HPV vaccinations?

7ith for memes

>go to throw away garbage
>our apartment has two bins
>garbage man is there and already pulled out one of them
>throw my garbage into the other bin

Fuck, I never realized I wanted this

no

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Wasn't atom pink just what we imagined the world would be like in the future un the 50s? All the designs for cars and appliances aren't optimized, they're all goofy as fuck.

>Best friend of 14 years gets a new gf
>She broke her leg two weeks ago
>Literally already gotten fat from only two weeks
>When I'm drunk I tell my friend not too let her get fat
>He's furious and is ignoring me when we were suppose to go fishing today

Fug.

awful general

>He didn't pick team instinct

What's your excuse?

Hmm

Should I buy this """""eames""""" chair

No it's what people in the 50's thought the future would be like until the 60's fucked everything up

Can't you hang out in that thread that has Croatia and shit in it instead of immigrating to this thread to shitpost?

yes! You'll save 10 dollars!

>goofy as fuck
in such an endearing way though. everyone wants to be foolish and not pay the consequences, and that was basically the ideal future society then
>in the future everyone will have space-lookin' robots that pilot their personal rocketships and fly their hot wives to where they can go shopping for more material goods with literal nuclear reactors in them

Not unless the rest of your house is decoraded in the same style.

Well mate the originals are $400

canadians sure are soft

That's what I meant, I just can't words sometimes.

Not the house, commons is whatever but my room is pretty Danish minimalist

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I hate Americans.

I can't enjoy that, user. I'm.....I'm an engineer.

Same

So your mom bought all the furniture in your room at IKEA. Gotcha.

really starting to think russians are just tsundere and want the big amerigan cock

Nah, most of the stuff that didn't come with the room I found at random spots around town including the artwork, luckily it's a brad new apartment and the furniture actually matches the style

Also shut the fuck up faggot

/cum/ is one of the best generals

awful generals are /ita/ and /brit/

>I hate Americans
calm down tovarish, you're just jealous it's okay

daily reminder that on July 13th the three best generals took on the Janny

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'm sure all the second hand IKEA furniture you picked out of the trash from other dorms is very nice.

>check out /balt + ausnz/
>100% /ausnz/
>even the balts in the thread are talking about /ausnz/
truly a cucked general

>I'm.....I'm an engineer
That means you can't suspend your disbelief to have some fun, user?

Minnesota is Canada

It's literally new bathmats and a nice Kate spade shower curtain

The bed and dresser and desk are all new and came with the apartment

Suck all over my penis

You sound like a woman. Post feet.

>hate isp
>want to find new one
>can't search because internet is too slow

>tfw somebody is feminine near you

gl ur current IP probably holds a monopoly in your region

That's exactly what it means. Every time I see anything in a movie or whatever, I think "which property of physics supports this? Can mechanics explain how this functions? What equations would optimize the performance of this?"

It's a curse.

Are you talking about the girl with the Kate Spade shower curtain and new bathmats?

>Our hearts go out to the victims of the attacks in Nice on Bastille Day, and to their families. Out of respect, today's ****** is cancelled.

For fuck sake, I don't even see the correlation. Fuck you lazy assholes.

yes talking about decorating your house is extremely feminine

Pretty sure it does. I have AT&T.

damn nigga ugot any dat dro, dat kush,that mean green, you know what I mean?

Sup familia

havent seen you around in a while

my cat is quite the cuddle monster this morning

Ye been bussy traveling and doing some business, plus wife n' stuff.

cats are dumb and so are people who have cats

omg my asshole is so fucking itchy again

Do smart girls actually exist or do people refer to "book smart" when they say smart girls?

:/

Probably the smart girls are going medical/law/business schools and are starting their careers.

I think you mean dogs. ;^)

You're not wiping well enough or you're wet farting

Eat a container of peanuts, like a whole contwiner. The next time you take a shit, it'll be like shitting out barbed dildos, really scratches that itch amazingly.

You have no fucking idea how long I've been waiting for this exact moment.

terrific post

wow, sexist much??

He's the voice of a generation

Yes

t. smart gril

I wipe perfectly, there is something wrong with my asshole lately REEEEE

Does that really work? I'm gonna try it. Nice Quads.

He's the voice of every future generation to follow also

Do you still consider yourself not a shit skin and genetically+culturally on par with educated white Americans?

I actually found a novel called "night walking" at goodwill yesterday.

It's not sexist, women aren't put under the same pressure by society to learn specific skills. The same way you generally don't find many men with the patience to maintain their physical appearance and social status as well as women do

why does every american cat wear suits way too big?

What do you like to do in your free time?

Literally naked rn

Read Eat Pray Love and watch Twilight films

I'm just joking dudester.

We all know women are just fuckholes

Their heads are as empty as their vaginal cavities

As far as I know, the successful type upper middle class guys are either 10/10 smart and funny, or they are autists who post on Sup Forums. So basically taking care of yourself and success to go hand in hand. Hence the poor the obese and in bad health while the well off have /fit and money.

I know you're just b8ing at this point but that's not what smart people do

>As I pretend to know what smart people do

Unless you're a northern white and wealthy American i'm pretty sure you're far below me.

>As far as I know, the successful type upper middle class guys are either 10/10 smart and funny
>So basically taking care of yourself and success to go hand in hand

If you think men put in the same amount of work to maintain their image and social status as women do then there is either a very big cultural gap in our societies or you don't know much about either men or women

Who midwest here?
>inb4 city fags

I want to read your book

I grew up in the burbs north of chicago

I recommend you live somewhere besides the midwest at least once in your life

Okay I read up on Quantum Mechanics and compete in international chess tournaments

Not the same amount but young men from upper classes do put lots on notion into their appearance. But I get the point.

Do you speak Spanish?

My cousin started watching anime

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didnt take that into consideration 2bh

Steer him towards the good stuff like Himegoto and from the faggot shit like Free! and Gundam Wing

>you're a northern white

I am. But I'm middle class.

Living in a town surrounded by corn fields.
>tfw I'll probably never leave

I mean I grew up in neighborhoods of McMansions, I was friends with some of the biggest homos and metrosexuals you will ever meet and even they didn't put in as much effort as the majority of women do.

The way men try to maintain their image is much more different than what women do, women generally focus on their selves while men do it by making themselves appear useful to those they want to like them.

>used to living in big cities
>go to uni in Indiana because it has the program I want
>last 2 hours of trip are nothing but cornfields

Gundam wing is the pinnacle of mecha and political anime, you uncultured plebeian

>conservative values
>no flamboyant fags
>no feminazis
>no SJW bullshit
>Qt city
>cleanest and safest in Latin america
>increasing English and Japanese speaking neighborhoods
>local memes mock on gold digging single moms, ducks, faggots and heathens


So why haven't you moved to Aguascalientes /cum/?

I grew up in the "duck lake" part of Finland where we speak Swedish. Basically my mother does nothing but work and exercise while my dad is basic middle aged white collar worker who drinks with his business partners.

What I meant is that young men from affluent backgrounds dress to impress, while the others dress to blend in with their whatever friends they are with.