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bodybuilding is degenerate

not in line with christian morals

were you playing before the official release?

>tfw no gf

yeah, started on Saturday.

Had all nine local gyms at one point, now I'm let with 2 because some group of about 9 teenagers are marauding claiming them all

DELETE THIS JANNY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyone here box?

How does it work for a newbie? I just sign up and go box? How do they deal with new people joining the class?

source?

did a watch of the version of that video with sound t'other day
;_;

Jesus lads the knob I live with snores like a fucking bomb going off, how do some people do it.

hello?

I've had a meeting with an amazing duo of sales reps today.

>deathly pale, very skinny man
>looking very anxious and unable to maintain eye contact
>brown combover
>suit two sizes too big for his frame with narrow peaked lapels
>brown-tinted thick spectacles
>tiny unbuttoned collar
>ENORMOUS Windsor knot on tie, maybe one fourth of it fit between the collar
>wide tie with colourful WW2 planes scattered over olive background

>huge, grey-haired fatso
>very wide, very yellow grin with a couple of teeth missing
>suit with very wide open lapels
>french cuffs
>cufflinks with Batman logo
>bottom button in shirt unbuttoned
>fat, hairy belly visible through the hole
>wide spread collar
>itty-bitty knot on a very narrow plain red tie

They looked like they've just walked out of a very silly sketch but I managed to remain stone-faced.

Then the fat one opened the meeting by spending five minutes telling me that even though he voted for Brexit he personally has nothing against Polish immigrants or me in particular (I'm Polish).

They knew their shit though.

We are made in God's image.

Changing your physical appearence is an insult to the Almighty

had psycho janny been sacked?

whats your best pokemon

worshipping the flesh

See you lads in Paris on Monday.

Why do we need Muslims in Britain, what do they provide?

they moved him to another department

third eye feels a bit calcified

1300 vaporeon

Attacks like a fucking machine gun but is XS so dies too easily.

Unpaid suspension I hear

what do you provide?

2 Leslie road

taxis
kebabs
milk and cornettos at 3am on a friday morning

fuck off to /fr/ you fag

boss of my local gym is a 1200 flareon fuckers seem to be everywhere

Need a Haley Fohr and/or Jenna Haze gf.

Emotional

More than a Muslim does.

The Islamic contribution to this country is negative, so that's not really difficult.

Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg, lads.

8 stones of kidney lids

can you actually name one single thing that you provide?

Eevee has a bigger evolution multiplier than most pokeon, so evolving eevees turns them into high level monsters more easily than other stuff.

The game creators have a proper hard on for Eevee

new fit lads

on paid holiday

ah yes, the old I Dont Have To Answer Because Then I Cant Be Wrong Scenario. Your contribution is sperm on tissues and its not even got any good swimmers we could use at the olympics.

Excuse me sir, you are far too short for that shirt

>fag

foy

What if you lift for strength and not image?

short ppl should wear coats that stop at the waist

just copped this

looking good la xoxox

Business idea: Fast & Furious 10: Grimsby Dragsters

lelby

Taxes and a service to private companies in the form of my job.

I don't tie up massive amounts of resources demanding special treatment or being a threat to national security.

why do u need strengh if u live inna city

w2c

this is actually a pretty cool shirt

flatspot

thx

201 rhyhorn

Can't argue with trips but it's awesome. People will be like "Why is that guy in a giant jacket? What is he hiding?"

can't wait to see you wearing it

shame i won't because you'll be camouflaged

>check facebook
>see lots of "we cannot blame all muslims for this" statuses
>log out of facebook

alright lads haha

so-called Graduate jobs

go away silly boy, you got called out and the best you can do is stutter about how normie you are.

the perpetrator wasn't even muslim

so no muslim pays tax or has a job?

nobody wants a country full of muslims but you're a complete idiot

memes aside I'm short but I have a nice long coat

Business idea: pump whisky in through a catheter

NEED a qt Japanese Anglophile gf t b h lads.

Please post some.

t. superficial jf cunt

Any of you lads managed to evolve your starter pokemon yet?

business idea: place urinals like (picture) so that the bender next to you won't look at your willy

me left kidney hurt, my groin hurt
some days ago i leaked some piss without even realizing
i think its over for me lad

Who is this hijabi on channel 4 news instead of jon snow?

>The Molester from Leicester

Go to doctor, bruv. Seriously.

yes, yes he was

wait a bit i'm sending you my bank infos
you can do the right thing before departing

have two interviews next week :^)

forgot pic

Do you the specialists of English regard a person who say the phrase "I leave no stone unturned"as a affected person?

>finding charmanders in Britain

lol no

Have evolved the other two tho

playing the "summer hits" spotify playlist lads x

Break peoples bones in the name of jesus amen hallelujah

*peeks over your shoulder*
*laughs*

*pisses on you*

whoops, sorry hehe

Scared of people seeing your small problem?

Why don't they just build a bunch of tiny individual bathrooms?

...

>go from lounging to sitting up straight
>feel my hips, knees,and right shoulder make a popping sound

It'll be alri, yeah?

new fit give it a look

Now anyone walking past can see you willy

as expected of a country situated in the autistic circle

Yeah, I haven't seen any Charmanders so far and only one Squirtle and Bulbasaur.

>stand up
>my left knee doesn't block and i literally fall down

Iceland
Yes

fuccboi

wasn't motivated by his faith atleast

>walking
>knee seizes up

anyone else yawn/stretch then immediately lose like all your energy and vision goes black for a moment?

sweet highwaters m8

Who /cLOUDEAD/ here?

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Yes.
A-am I going to die

dire

Some, maybe most do. But they only cause problems wherever in the world they are and are not worth the effort.

Truth hurts Rasheed.

when i stretch my head start hurting like crazy like my brain is being crushed

who /YoungThug/ here?

>*pisses in same urinal as you*
>'make some room big boy!'

Willy refuses to engorge with blood

It's over for me yeah?

sick of muslims killing us

why are they even here again?

*attempts a long distance shot*