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how does that make you feel?

Wanna hold hands with that Theresa May broad. Maybe kiss a little, too.

Who /tim/ here

Here's a pic of his surgical scar

dont care

eat the hamdog

what are you attempting to convey?

be exact, im drinking

also i have plenty of experience with benzos, ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected

jesus christ, the hand - waist ratio
either he has giant hands or a tiny as fuck waist

Just learned I've been saying hyperbole wrong all my life

do brits find limmy funny

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I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms, couldn't imagine taking 50mg (valium i guess) and drinking, barely even had a tolerance to them, dunno what you're on about.

aye, he's no for everyone though

haha people must have thought you were talking about the once a decade football game, the hyper bowl

Best edition, edition

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>I literally never experienced withdrawal symptoms

nah me neither

wasnt even following your conversation, stop being a bender

Doing a poo shit begging for yous

@62158568
you have to work for it

>ive taken well over 50mgs and a bottle of whiskey and been unaffected

>never had withdrawal symptoms

you're talking shit

just did a piss

I NEED to have a shag

It's been over 2 years since I last did haha

properly hydrated
good lad

my last shag was on Thursday

Currently watching coverage of The Open at Royal Troon

Phil Mickelson is a god

You're clearly not consuming enough alcohol.

How was he?

grab the devil by the horns

me on the left

Pretty good but my jaw still aches from the blow jobs

vigorous

Shamefully admitting, I would.
I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.

The exposed flesh on the Riot police seems a bit shit desu. Could easily get stabbed by shattering glass

I think its been several months for me, sometime last year around the holidays. But I dont mind at all.

I was a whore in my early 20s and got most of it out of my system. Im just too tired now. Jerking off is so much easier.

If we could just go directly to fucking without saying a word, and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.

youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0

not liking this one, they used to be better

hoiler that spog

>and the second I cum they walk out the door and never text me again, it would be awesome.
don't think i would even enjoy sex if i didn't get to cuddle afterwards

dread the day i break up with my gf and likely the only sex ill be having will be shallow and with strangers

>I'd do a toast sandwich right now to be fair.

Is this supposed to be some sort of hyperbole? I thought you just regularly eat these

i like it because it has

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and the video is really well done

>carles manson
>guy who looks like RDJ
>CARA
>jack black
>the guy from rHCP

holy fucking shit lads I'm so happy I could kill myself

Haven't posted here in like 3 weeks but last time I posted I was asking for advice on how to talk to the girl at work. Well she talked to me today and we talked about music for a minute before we left. I kinda forgot to ask for her name but I can just do that on Monday. I think she knew I was nervous but it went better than I thought it would

wew lads

Well, it's better when you're in a relationship.. but I just got out of an annoying messy one about this time last year. That's probably part of it.
I would like to be in a relationship again. But holy fuck I don't want to have to go through all that bullshit getting to know you crap all over again. Plus I just think everyone is crazy now. They can seem so nice when you meet them but then the second everyone gets comfortable they show you the truth and you're trapped cuddling with a wack job.

normies should fuck right off if im being honest

prot-tip: girls don't give a fuck about music. the only reason she is indulging in your music taste is because she is interested in you

Nice blog kid

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Lads I just matched with a qt 18 year old and I'm 27 which means she's going to expect me to not be a loser NEET

How can I pull this one off?

t. Expert in women, spending his time on Sup Forums

please don't lie to him

she likely feels bad for him and just wanted to make conversation

you're a fucking virgin idiot if you think girls don't give a fuck about music, jesus

>>>/cum/

not a fan of you americans anymore

>Women are not human and cannot enjoy Music

ah yes. Very impressive

go to her place, lie and pretend you're successful, fuck her, then cut contact immediately

oi oi oi innit

shut the fuck up or get out of my thread.

delete your account.

right now I'm 18 and wish I was 16 again
by the time I'm in my 20s I'll wish I was 18 again
by the time im in my 30s I'll wish I was in my 20s again

time keeps going forward but I wish I could go back

White south Afrika is real dangerous. Not some Black American boohoo minority crap.
And the answer made it satire.

Lure her with some sweets you fucking nonce

>tfw had pretty shit teenagehood
feels good man

T-pop?
youtube.com/watch?v=5ab5q-L_YU8

you can't change the past but you can steer the future
make bigger and better memories than of times gone by

pick something ridiculous, like fly a plane, or win Mr Universe, or direct a play, then do it

Hmm I think I could pull this off

Hot girls seem to come onto me all the time for some reason which is odd because I'm quite ugly and my autism prevents me from acting on it

good words to read. Gonna keep them in mind

going to bed now
night/morning

Wonder if the Janny will come down hard on T-pop like he did Kpop posting

I suspect not. Thailad is one of us.

jesus you're as young as my baby sister lmao

thais should dump their garbage language and just switch over to english, korean, or japanese

In what backwards hellhole is 18 considered noncing?

Is there some kind of anti Rasheed country that has a super high AoC?

If it were to happen, and it never will, it certainly wouldn't be Korean or Japanese.

Consider buying a dragon dildo, lads.
Thoughts?

you'll ruin your arsehole and putin won't love you anymore

hmmm

what patches should I put on my BATTLE JACKET

You've obviously considered the destruction.
Go for it chap.

my wet holes feel empty and void. have to fill them with smth like dragon dildo, lad.

well, use plenty of lube then i suppose

if the political world we're living in right now was a huge novel, then these recent events this year would be major foreshadowing by the author

the Chekhov's Gun of the story are the nuclear arms

Why can't I be a millionaire by playing video games

because you're not good enough.

you mean red herring

Which color and size should I choose? help me, lad. I need advice.

I hope you're right

red, white and blue.

as big as possible

doesn't seem to be the determining factor

There are bad players but get by on charisma
and there are good players that get by on skill alone

Congratulations you are neither charismatic nor good at video games

should it be ripped?

no, unless that's meant to feel better in which case go ahead

I could beat you

Do what you need lad. Come to Torture Garden.
I'll sign you in. If you really want in.

which game?

if these are from the pacific, IIRC a lot of these occured because the pilots were exhausted after their flights

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stupid

just got home from having a 16 year old give me head in my car lads

why are younger girls so much more fun?

*enters thread*

wow it stinks in here

reported to the australian intelligence didgeridoo

blimey!

no self esteem or respect to be frank

*Breathes at you*