>tfw the entire australian canon revolves entirely around either abos, shitty abo legends, history about how the abos were enslaved, or avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE JUST ONE FUCKING MOVIE OR A BOOK THAT'S ACTUALLY DECENT!!!!!!
shouldn't have colonized it in the first place then.
Nicholas Nelson
>avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit sounds about right
Have you ever watched a Mad Max movie?
Brody Reed
Pretty much this. Literally. Look at even Overwatch.
Camden Long
bad boy bubby
Aiden Butler
I don't expect any other australian on this board to know about this movie and I am amazed that some french guy does too
Jose Barnes
I literally don't know what you people do over there. All I can think of when I rarely think about Australia is just a slightly stupider America but only in the desert.
Hunter Phillips
We have a long running internal cultural conflict over male identity and homoeroticism which is reflected in movies like Wake in Fright where it's used as a horror element. We make a lot of gay films.
Chase White
How the fuck did you people mix with abos? I have never seen an abo that looked even remotely fuckable.
Well, you're sorta Brit. Just inherit British culture.
Henry Ward
It's pretty well known.
Henry Cruz
>mister babadook
Logan Wright
But you have Steve Irwin, Gallipoli, emus ,missing Prime Minister after a swim and the time you ruled Papua after taking it from Germany. How hard is it to make a movie or vidya about them?
Aiden Sanders
I'd play an emu simulator.
Jeremiah Collins
Australian culture seems to be divided into two genres: ultra-stereotypical "have a go ya mug" patriotism and ultra-ironic "I rape babies" leftist nonsense
Blake Ross
You have slouch hats and short shorts
Nathan Torres
oh, I loved that film.
Caleb Miller
Didn't you guys have a wild west too? Or was that just america/mexico?
Levi Collins
>Summer heights high and jaime private schoolgirl >Crocodile dundee
Carson Turner
I liked it. The cunt kid made me feel horrible for the mummy.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Who are some Australian intellectuals
Julian Gutierrez
But the all-aussie have a go stuff is made by leftwing comedians who got a TV show after starring in the Law Review And the babyrape stuff is made by the kind of insane artistic types whose political outlook is more complex than just saying they're extreme leftists
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Who are some american
Kayden Myers
...
Jack Ramirez
It wasn't as blood meridian-esque as americas but yeah we kinda did
I heard Australians were much richer than Americans, is that true?
Cameron Jackson
You trying to imply that that's gay?
Isaac Gutierrez
>Peter Singer what key do i press to pay my respect
Juan Gomez
For most of the narratively interesting parts of Australian history (convict days, global depressions of the 1890s and 1930s) there was a huge divide between the rich and the poor but because the rich here got more of their wealth from agriculture they usually had more of a sense of their own personal struggle to utilise the land and open up the country.
Connor Stewart
It's the power switch on your mum's life support machine
Owen Gonzalez
tony abbott pauline hanson andrew bolt
Connor Stewart
Bushrangers and pingas m8
Zachary Thompson
summer heights was alright
>tfw made me miss high school
Sebastian Cooper
>Malcolm Turnbull
Josiah Price
I heard Melbourn has the highest % of millionairs in the world.
Matthew Cooper
SKINHEAD SKINHEAD RUNNIN THRUH THA NOIT
MAKIN LOTSA TRUBBLE STAWTIN LOTSA FOITS
Owen Wilson
SLAP HIM IF HE'S YELLOW SLAP HIM IF HE'S BLACK SLAP HIM TILL HE FUCKS OFF AND DOESN'T COME BACK
Jaxson Flores
Intellectuals don't get sent to prison islands
Xavier Wood
It depends really. US min wage is $7.25, Australian min wage is $17.70, and individually we spend fuck all on healthcare but most other things are more expensive like housing, food etc.
Middle class Australians are probably richer than middle class Americans, but because of Hollywood and global companies, rich Americans are miles ahead.
Hudson Myers
>avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit
But I like it (no homo)
Also Fury Road is a fucking masterpiece
Colton James
>australia >culture
Carson Fisher
I assume you'd have to be absolutely blind drunk to stick your meat wand in her muck hole.
Samuel Hernandez
Take it back or I'll call immigration
John Watson
Do we even have a proper film industry here? All I here about is the government giving tax breaks to major hollywood productions but that's about it.
Luke Scott
Yes. There's plenty,they're just not that great on the global stage
Joseph Torres
Chopper was cool
Jordan Sullivan
abos are literally the only culturally unique thing about your country you fucking retards
you are nothing but anglo gypsies except they put you on an island.
Oliver Ward
show me a beard/hair combo more impressive.
Charles Bell
>big and strong Aussies have no culture so sad so sad
Ayden Anderson
You treat your indiginous people like shit, fuck you
Nathan Cook
THIS
Kevin Wright
Marvin pls go. Gtfo Chug
Bentley Cox
Gonna have to watch this now.
Luke Powell
that movie was absolute bollacks
Evan Morgan
>canook "banter"
Brody Reyes
>everybody be quiet and listen. The leaf's talking.
-Nobody ever.
Eli Flores
>bosting ebin disabled kid meme :DDD unfunny Australian who knew
Ayden Hughes
>t. 12 year old
Australia has a long history of art, poetry, prose, film, music, theatre and more you could learn about if you were at least a little interested.
Henry Baker
>Australia has a long history of art, poetry, prose, film, music, theatre and more you could learn about if you were at least a little interested.
Lmao, I watched an Australian documentary about Uranium and it started and ended by talking about abo folk legends. Bit disappointing, though I did learn that the UK government did accidentally irradiate some abos when testing their new nuclear weapons in Australia.
Nicholas Richardson
Thanks for nuking us more often that the yanks nuked the japs.
Samuel Wood
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
Robert Evans
no problem senpai
Cameron Morales
Britain, how the fuck are you okay with losing constantly your source of income in form of colonies? >India >North America >etc.
i mean, come on - get your shit together
Parker Lewis
>Calls others a fag >Posts song where men from UK sing like women
Juan White
That all happened quite a while ago mate, it's not the cold war any more (despite what Putin wants you to believe).