>tfw the entire australian canon revolves entirely around either abos, shitty abo legends, history about how the abos were enslaved, or avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE JUST ONE FUCKING MOVIE OR A BOOK THAT'S ACTUALLY DECENT!!!!!!
WHY IS AUSTRALIAN CULTURE SO SHIT??????
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well you've got ned kelly right
that's pretty cool
You calling Mad Max gay?
he wuz a good boi
he dindu nuffin wrong
shouldn't have colonized it in the first place then.
>avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit
sounds about right
Have you ever watched a Mad Max movie?
Pretty much this. Literally. Look at even Overwatch.
bad boy bubby
I don't expect any other australian on this board to know about this movie and I am amazed that some french guy does too
I literally don't know what you people do over there. All I can think of when I rarely think about Australia is just a slightly stupider America but only in the desert.
We have a long running internal cultural conflict over male identity and homoeroticism which is reflected in movies like Wake in Fright where it's used as a horror element.
We make a lot of gay films.
How the fuck did you people mix with abos? I have never seen an abo that looked even remotely fuckable.
You trying to imply that that's gay?
Documentaries don't count.
woah...so this...is...the power...of...australian cinema....
hey, well it was probably in a list with some gaspar noé film
They love our arthouse
There's Nick Cave, I guess.
I'm pretty sure their balls touched at least once
God, that movie....
Well, you're sorta Brit. Just inherit British culture.
It's pretty well known.
>mister babadook
But you have Steve Irwin, Gallipoli, emus ,missing Prime Minister after a swim and the time you ruled Papua after taking it from Germany.
How hard is it to make a movie or vidya about them?
I'd play an emu simulator.
Australian culture seems to be divided into two genres: ultra-stereotypical "have a go ya mug" patriotism and ultra-ironic "I rape babies" leftist nonsense
You have slouch hats and short shorts
oh, I loved that film.
Didn't you guys have a wild west too? Or was that just america/mexico?
>Summer heights high and jaime private schoolgirl
>Crocodile dundee
I liked it. The cunt kid made me feel horrible for the mummy.
Who are some Australian intellectuals
But the all-aussie have a go stuff is made by leftwing comedians who got a TV show after starring in the Law Review
And the babyrape stuff is made by the kind of insane artistic types whose political outlook is more complex than just saying they're extreme leftists
Who are some american
...
It wasn't as blood meridian-esque as americas but yeah we kinda did
Germaine Greer
Peter Singer
Malcolm Turnbull
What about exploration literature a la Voss?
I heard Australians were much richer than Americans, is that true?
You trying to imply that that's gay?
>Peter Singer
what key do i press to pay my respect
For most of the narratively interesting parts of Australian history (convict days, global depressions of the 1890s and 1930s) there was a huge divide between the rich and the poor but because the rich here got more of their wealth from agriculture they usually had more of a sense of their own personal struggle to utilise the land and open up the country.
It's the power switch on your mum's life support machine
tony abbott
pauline hanson
andrew bolt
Bushrangers and pingas m8
summer heights was alright
>tfw made me miss high school
>Malcolm Turnbull
I heard Melbourn has the highest % of millionairs in the world.
SKINHEAD SKINHEAD RUNNIN THRUH THA NOIT
MAKIN LOTSA TRUBBLE STAWTIN LOTSA FOITS
SLAP HIM IF HE'S YELLOW
SLAP HIM IF HE'S BLACK
SLAP HIM TILL HE FUCKS OFF AND DOESN'T COME BACK
Intellectuals don't get sent to prison islands
It depends really. US min wage is $7.25, Australian min wage is $17.70, and individually we spend fuck all on healthcare but most other things are more expensive like housing, food etc.
Middle class Australians are probably richer than middle class Americans, but because of Hollywood and global companies, rich Americans are miles ahead.
>avant-garde homosexual art house bullshit
But I like it (no homo)
Also Fury Road is a fucking masterpiece
>australia
>culture
I assume you'd have to be absolutely blind drunk to stick your meat wand in her muck hole.
Take it back or I'll call immigration
Do we even have a proper film industry here? All I here about is the government giving tax breaks to major hollywood productions but that's about it.
Yes. There's plenty,they're just not that great on the global stage
Chopper was cool
abos are literally the only culturally unique thing about your country you fucking retards
you are nothing but anglo gypsies except they put you on an island.
show me a beard/hair combo more impressive.
>big and strong Aussies have no culture
so sad so sad
You treat your indiginous people like shit, fuck you
THIS
Marvin pls go. Gtfo Chug
Gonna have to watch this now.
that movie was absolute bollacks
>canook "banter"
>everybody be quiet and listen. The leaf's talking.
-Nobody ever.
>bosting ebin disabled kid meme :DDD
unfunny Australian who knew
>t. 12 year old
Australia has a long history of art, poetry, prose, film, music, theatre and more you could learn about if you were at least a little interested.
>Australia has a long history of art, poetry, prose, film, music, theatre and more you could learn about if you were at least a little interested.
Hello my culture-less brethren down under
It's OK not to be interested.
Post some Australian songs for research
kek. I like this song though.
Men At Work got sued for this song. They basically stole the tune from Kookaburra Sits in Old Gum Tree.
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This should be our anthem-desu
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>not waltzing matilda
hmm..
abc pls go
>australians unironically voted for adv*nce austr*lia f*ir instead GOATzing matilda
Does Australia have an "Unofficial anthem" ?
waltzing matilda I'd say would be it- should be our official anthem
That was it.
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stop posting this ok thanks
Wanna hear ey golden rule, m8?
Ye don't root abo
Nice
You have Nick Cave at least.
The Proposition was pretty great tbf.
Americans stuck so many cocks in aussie women during WW2 that Matilda could waltz no more.
Bunch of limp dick faggots ITT.
This is the only Ostrayan Anthem!
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Get the fuck out of my country fag
No one will ever capture the Australian Psyche as well as the Gibb brothers.
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gud taste
Lmao, I watched an Australian documentary about Uranium and it started and ended by talking about abo folk legends. Bit disappointing, though I did learn that the UK government did accidentally irradiate some abos when testing their new nuclear weapons in Australia.
Thanks for nuking us more often that the yanks nuked the japs.
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
no problem senpai
Britain, how the fuck are you okay with losing constantly your source of income in form of colonies?
>India
>North America
>etc.
i mean, come on - get your shit together
>Calls others a fag
>Posts song where men from UK sing like women
That all happened quite a while ago mate, it's not the cold war any more (despite what Putin wants you to believe).