Why don't you have a latina gf?

Why don't you have a latina gf?

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latina is kinda wide range, do you mean mexican gf ?

i think mexico is very far away.

>it's a chicano shills his second-rate women episode

Because we broke up

Not many latinas around these parts.

What the fuck is wrong with you

Latinas are some of the sexiest women especially if they look the one in OP'S pic

>i think mexico is very far away.

Yeah well according to maps its a whole sea away.
So uh yea

fuck no dude, they're all fucking crazy. every. single. one. and even if they do look like op's pic it goes to shit at 30 anyway.

Rather have a pet nigga

I want one but they're legit crazy as fuck.

This so much. They're also vapid as fuck and annoying too.
t. Jesus Sanchez, son of Juan Sanchez,
I have been around them all of my life

Mulatto girls are superior anyhow

They age like ass and have nasty personalities

"Latina" implies more girls than you think, not just brunettes with tan skin and big asses

>Mulatto girls are superior anyhow
>tfw have the jungle, yellow and latina fever
>only slav chicks to choose from

PLEASE SEND LATINAS AND BLACK QTS TO CROATIA

I do, she doesn't have that kind of body though, just a normal body.

She's fucking great though, she actually understands me unlike 99% of people. I have no patience for dumb women who just like me because I'm cute and nordic looking.

there's 0(zero) latinos in my country

Cuck

I'm not currently located in Latin America.

because latino men are superior to me

obsessed

i dont like crazy women who'd cut my balls for some stupid shit
t. spic on vacation

The only latina girls we have here are gypsies.

Meh, apparently even European Latins think Latino is a race, that whites are 0.001% percent of the population in our countries, and that our women all act like Sofia vergara in Modern Family... Anything that contradicts the above is either a surprise or not true...

crazy how?

America is keeping all its black qts, we'll send you some of the loud fat ones though. We'll even pay the shipping.

Most of them are 140 cm tall and ugly as fuck, also gold diggers.

They are cute when they are young. After 1st baby that ass will become just a huge fat blob. Generally, latinas age horribly so avoid them if you wanna have sex with your wife in your 30s.

Because I live in LA but am not in showbiz. I met this on Denise from Peru, she is now one of the Guess models. Here is her Carl's Jr. commercial.
youtube.com/watch?v=dkyMb2bL8dU


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you just described spanish people

...

stop

You must live in a trailer park or project housing to like that ghetto look.

Women everywhere are crazy, can't escape it

Because I am a short ugly white man

CHI

t. Abdul al-Andalus

Latinas are ugly as fuck desu

But I do

>think Latino is a race, that whites are 0.001% percent of the population in our countries, and that our women all act like Sofia vergara in Modern Family...
kek this

Maybe those in your surrounding favela.

Hey, that's illegal. We're not Americans, we don't wear our flag.
She should get fined at least.

>Mexican in Argentina

Was your compass broken?

Because they're at the other side of the planet, DUH.

nice

I'm lost :(

Too soon.

>tfw two thicc latina maids are in my house rn

depends, does ecuador count as latina

It's true, latina/o is the politically correct word for sudaca, basically.

Same reason I don't have a gf of any kind, of course.

do you have a gf?

I do
We've been together 13 years now

Why dont you have a gringo gf

pls lads does ecuador count as latina

Chicanooooo

>Mulatto girls are superior anyhow
t. caribbean migrant

only caribbean women from spanish-speaking countries counts as "latina

Go to Serbia and fuck a chink.

*count

Don't want to race mix. Although bringing the Russian and Mexican sides together aren't a bad idea

i had but we broke up

latinas are great for sex but not for romance

>great for sex
women here are the most materialistic bitches ever
>no money involved , shitty sex
>local currency money involved, meh tier sex
>foreign currency money involved, great sex

Tbfair, I would be the same or worst if born a woman.

Mexican, no

A few days ago, I went to a local restauraunt with my friends, and this qt served me and my friends, I think she was Venezuelan, like myself.

Depends where they're from. Tell me to my face that a central american or Bolivian are attractive.

>mulatto girls girls are superior

lel, no. But I can tell you're from Caribbean.

I would 7-0 her, if you know what I mean.

>latinas are great for sex but not for romance
You do know that that's literally what you're known for, right?

That applies mostly everywhere.

>tfw 2 qt latinas fought for my affection in high school just like in my chinese cartoons
>tfw i am such a pathetic beta i never made a move on either of them
>tfw they're both engaged to other guys now and i am still a khv

What is this Caribbean meme? My parents are literally from shithole Guerrero, but I still prefer mulatto grils

...

Guerrero is also the place where most afro-mexicans are. Hmmm.

I had a Peruvian and a Mexican sending me messages confessing their interest. I completely ignored both because I didn't know what to say to them. I know realise I must have completely destroyed their self esteems.

HaHaja very goood le meme XDDD :DDDDDD

Colombian girls do act like Sofia Vergara (real Sofia Vergara, not mordern family one)

because I know better

>soccer

Holy shit that girl went to my school, it's so weird to find people yu knew irl on Sup Forums

>cute ginger co-worker was hitting on me and I was ignoring her because didn't know what to say due to autism
>later she quit her job

Imagine this scenario
>dating a qt Latin
>meet her parents/family
>all are fucking obese
>"welp I guess my girl won't turn into that"
>marry her anyways
>she bloats up
>"huurrr durrr I fall to muh latina meme I'll kill myself"


It's your fucking fault, you married that girl despite her family being fucking morbidly obese.
I'm not just talking about the genes, it's certain that she shares exercise/eatign habits so she WILL get fat.

Not all latinas are mexicans

Forgot pic

What school was that user? Come on now you have to share some details

Still my argument is valid.
If you marry a girl despite her family being obese, don't bother cry she got fat.

That's a bit outdated
reuters.com/news/picture/most-obese-countries?articleId=USRTXT3DK
>1.USA
>2.Mexico
>3,New zealand
>4.Australia
>5.UK
>6.Canada
>7.Ireland
>8.Chile
>9:Iceland

As you can see the pattern seems to be English speaking countries and wealthier Latin American nations, Iceland is a bit of a surprise DESU

>tfw 10 fatties in iceland is enough to skew statistics

>tfw you're not living in a socially progressive latin country where everyone has sex all the time

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Do Brazilians count? If so, yeah I do and I wouldn't change anything for the world.

The problem with Latinas like this is unless she tells you she is Peruvian you would just assume she a white American girl. in the US Latina means brown Mexican style like OP pic or in NYC ghetto Puerto Ricans.

No Brazilians are white you moron. Go play with your Blackberry.

>Why don't you have a latina gf?
We have a severe shortage of latinas in this country.

>they just can't swim this far... ;_;

>Reddit gifs

Croatia isn't a mix between slavs and italians?
That must resulted in some cuties, I guess

I have an iphone, but alright.

gf's are for cucks.

>bottom reads "data is not age specified"

>useless data is useless

We know for a fact that older people are generally fatter - and since this doesn't specify age - we are left to assume.

For all we know, the people represented in the data collected were old fucks - with less youth being in the results.

Most BMI's are bullshit when it comes to results. Some bodybuilders were considered overweight. Some well toned athletes were considered overweight.

Latinas usually have a bigger ass and they're usually more plump with more muscular thighs than your average white girl - and said results were created with the white woman's standard in mind - of course a latina is going to be off a white girl scale. They're not stick figures.

they all date arabs, black guys, and other latinos

I'm pale and ginger

>muh bodybuilders
>muh athletes
When it comes to a normal person, it's a pretty good indicator.