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tütürüüü~

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Yasuho is cute!

so what does ~ actually mean
it seems like a very anime-y thing to add but does it have any significance
t. op

Reminder that SD is not too bad

yea "not too bad" is how I'd describe all the flyovers

*Throws a big ball of poo to your face*

*Dodges the poo flung at me from the Mexicunt*

Haha now your hand smells like poo

O-oh

Wobbles BTFO

Tepache (fermented pine apple)
Its about as strong as wine.
no, this is.

>Americans will never live in a comfy cottage facing scenes like pic related
I feel sorry for them.

Reminder that Rural Ontario is not too bad

I'm pretty happy with where I'm at desu

>he's never seen the napa valley

LMAO

*ball of poo bounces back and hits you behind*
hmm? :^)

rural illinois is shit honestly

...

>christmas morning 2008
>wake up, go downstairs
>lips are chapped and peeling
>mom hands me a tube of chapstick, tells me to put it on
>i do
>lips swell up huge
>never go back
>i will now have giant nigger lips for the rest of my life

>ugly houses
>few trees
>brown grass (and people mind you)
not worth it

I've never heard of anyone with that problem before.

You are not a real man until you have urinated on an electric fence

t. Chicagoan

Literally how the fuck is that even possible?

>few trees
Are you dumb?

too hot

A-a-anzu... How is she?

youre completely insane my fellow chicago resident
when i was like 6 or something and lived in switzerland i grabbed an electric fence. i was hugely confused because it felt like somebody had kicked my arse

I only get hungry at night and that I have roommates I can't cook because I'll wake them up/be a bother

I haven't eaten since 7 am. I ate spaghetti and brussel sprouts as that was supposed to be my dinner from the previous night

Now I'm hungry again and I have to wait until tomorrow morning to eat, but i have trouble falling asleep when I'm hungry

this is a very odd scenario to be in desu

Alright (she's still in Japan) but the kokosal baba guy died.

>napa
>hot

I knew Brits were pussies, but Jesus Christ

a bloated corpse in the bosphorous strait if there's any justice in this world
sadly there isnt. shes alive and well in japan.
no he didnt

get super trashed after the Cubs game, bro?

fuck off Northside faggot

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

I would ask that to you, if I didn't already know the answer.
>California
>Not hot

god is real, thank you...

gonna get another beer

who wants one?

I trust you've all been brushing your teeth on the regular with Aquafresh?

>Brits unironically think 81 F is hot

Oh I am laffin

fuck off half refreshing

>mfw our houses even have comfy coats
How is it not? Anything above 20 celius (68 f) is classed as a heatwave here.

I brush my teeth every day but i drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigs to ever get white teeth

Wow, that's really pathetic.

...

lad dont pretend you dont live in a heroin den in brum
we all know 99% of england is a depressing shithole

>anything above 68 is a get wave

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>only slept 3 hours last night

can't sleep

stop toying with me God, and just kill me already

God Save the Queen

...

Heat wave*

Fucking phone

>a get wave
>you get double dubs

Nice-u

Whenever I can't sleep, I take half of an Ambien tablet.
Shit's horrible for your health, but god damn it works like magic.

>you ALSO get double dubs
very nice

what about a nice Muskoka cottage :3

meant to quote

>only off by one from dubble dubs
ar least you tried

>It's an American who has been on /brit/ pretends that he knows anything about Britland episode
All of you are idiots

leave

i really love steins;gate's soundtrack
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Muskoka winter

You need a prescription for Ambien, right?

I don't think I've even seen a doctor for at least 8 years so I don't want to open up that can of warms

>tututuru

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Aww whats the matter bong?
Heater switched on to 24C?

>homes made of wood

Says the pussy who can't handle sunlight

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Women literally have surgeries to augment their lips, consider yourself lucky

Also wtf happened

No it's 64 f and I've ran out of my cooling mist spray thing so I'm a bit pissy

need an addy hook up

might as physically force myself to be productive

oh whatever

Anyone up to anything fun this summer?

>i totally live in a carefully dtaged photograph lads!!!!
will this retard fuck off

yeah, cutepost

gonna make a shirt with a got milk logo, but instead it'll be got memes

gonna mass produce it and break even by a few hundred from meme loving fucks

What I wouldn't give for 64f instead of these crappy 100f spikes

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Like I said, that stuff isn't good for you.
Sometimes things like Benadryl can make me sleepy.

I know those rivers don't usually flood bad but I'd still feel nervous owning a cottage on the river.

absolutely nothing

Ah yes.

>average size of a house in the UK: 925 sq ft

top fucking lel

Sailor Moon needs to sit on my dick rn

that looks like a tropical city

me too
I need someone to sell it to me over the internet so I don't have to ask around

ive had a streak of white hair since i was 12ish lads

comfy

as you can see posting urban shitholes and carefully staged photographs is completely pointless

That's like the size of my backyard

Oh Canada

>your man gives me a you
ew.

wow rude

there is nothing I can get out of the outside world that I can't get out of the internet

(Tú)
fullfillment

>fullfillment
of what?

ephemeral fulfillment maybe

I use to when I was a kid too

Hoping the turkish military wins.
Government overreach should always be dealt with this way.

urbanization and tourism killed my small beach/ship/boat town

Thats pretty anime of you

And for that you must be executed

>Hoping the turkish military wins.
They already lost

good

fuck you

lake erie is ours

Im moving from texas to michigan soon.
Hoping to settle in a 90 percent white town for once in my life.

>walk home
>bridge is covered in people looking for water pokemon
>go to grocery store
>little kids to neckbeards are hunting pokemon
>you can't even legally get the game yet in Canada
>it barely has any gameplay yet
holy fuck people

Thats a shame, they wanted to make turkey more secular