Holiday to America

Hay Ameribros. Currently heading to America on holiday. Going to DC and New York and maybe California too. What's the best things to do that's not the regular meme shit?
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ask for a political asylum

Kek. I love in a nice part of Moscow so I'm fine.

*live

It's all regular meme shit in those places

Avoid the darkies and you should be fine

The distance from CA to DC is 600 miles more than the distance from London to Ankara, so make sure youre prepared to either spend days in a car or hundreds on a plane ticket.

Seattle, Mount Rainier and Olympic National Park are pretty great.

Yea we got all the expenses covered. Thanks for the advice.

>What's the best things to do
Not come here

Skip Commiefornia go to Florida much better and whiter.

This is some dumb shit. The Union is so big, there's so much to do and so much to see. My member state is pretty fucking awesome all around. I've been all over the Union and spent some time in the UK and I love this place and have no desire to leave it permanently. Maybe tell us what shithole flyover state you're in so OP can avoid it?

t. WA

>Going to DC, New York
why.

D.C is like 90% niggers and jew york is super expensive and overrated. I can maybe see some parts of California being okay

>D.C is like 90% niggers and jew york is super expensive and overrated
Dude, he's visiting, not coming to live here.

Who is she???

I live outside NYC, I recommend if you have few days to kill in the city to get some of the obviously tourist shit (Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, Times Square etc) out of the way so you can share your photos and brag about it to you gopnik friends, then see a Broadway show, enjoy yourself at some great restaurants (Hell's Kitchen is an area known for it's great restaurant scene), go see the Museum of Natural History, the Art Museum, and Central Park. The biggest thing about enjoying NYC though is that you should spend most of your time just walking around the city and finding whatever interests you, pre-planning where you want to go is never as fun, my best experiences in the city were from just wandering around with friends.

The part of DC that you go to visit is quite nice, and NYC is legitimately great idk what you're talking about.

Probably because they're both iconic cities with tons to do you flyover piece of shit. Why the FUCK wouldn't a tourist visit these places? It's not like niggers are shooting up national monuments and museums.

Take a short train ride from downtown Washington to Alexandria and visit the George Washington Masonic National Memorial. Its free and open to the public.

Thanks lads

Cause their pretty well known cities

Its tourist trap really, I went there would not recommend, average museum boring stuff

I should probably go to Pennsylvania or Ottawa for war museums

Go to a restaurant in Washington, DC called "Art and Soul" they specialize in high-end Southern style cooking.
Call ahead and make reservations and make sure Chef Douglas (the Head Chef) is cooking that day
When you get to the restaurant, get word to him in the kitchen and tell him, "Makar sent me." He'll know who I am.
He'll do his best to feed you an amazing meal.