that one lad who's so bad at gardening he literally needs to see a doctor now edition
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taking the car to the tesco car wash
will provide updates
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araca
just took 28mg of alprazolam hahahaha
The so-called Islamic State, or Daesh if you will, claimed responsibility for the Truck attack in France
It's piss easy to understand mate.
Try watching some Lynch, Tarkovsky or Paradjanov.
wonder what Tim is doing right now...
araca
you need help
the south will rise again
glad you posted this because we have no access to the news in the UK
The so called United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
anyone watched Green Room
Ex is apparently telling people I'm a rapist.
Might do a cheeky suicide haha
shagged an escort last night
not sure how to feel about it tbqh
I have 3 youtube videos now
Yes, what do you want to know about it? they all die except for qt skinheadfu and the guy with the chopped hand who died irl recently
STOP OPPRESSING TIM YOU EVIL BASTARD
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there is absolutely nothing wrong with boris johnson
give more details
kill her
what you deserve for being a FUICKING NORMIE TWAT
Telling people that my ex-bf is a rapist
Hope he kills himself haha
doing a sporcle
Nice slug.
sharted a bit in my jocks at some point while out walking earlier. only realized when I got home and went for a shit and saw the stain. and I was in Lidl and everything haha
I'm sure you will get a gf one day you little ball of impotent rage.
having the most luxurious, crisp, sweet, juicy, aesthetically flawless, cold, clear-textured, refreshing red apple straight from the tap (previously from the fridge). MMMMM love an apple me
post your videos here
Is me piercing naff, lads?
ISIS should start calling themselves "The so called Islamic State" so that the BBC have to refer to them as the "So called "'So called Islamic State'".
yeah sorry
stranraer
ay must be the money
haha fuck off i know you irl
Why, yes, I did buy a """fridge""" pack of Carlsbergs to drink very fast then pass out.
i just had a quarter pounder meal and 2 packets of wine gums
merry christmas lads
gimme a kiss x
Why does janny hate Poleaboo?
fuck off degenerate
Second day driving
Meant to be a quick 40 drive to get used to dual carriageways. Got lost, drove around for 90 minutes with no idea where I was or where I was going, ended up on the motorway (sphincter tightly clenched) by accident, drove around in the fucking middle of nowhere through very pretty but barely signposted roads.
Ended up back on the fucking motorway again because the left lane took me off the dual carriageway and I thought to a smaller road.
Finally stopped at some services to call my dad for help navigating, got an idea of how to get home, and whilst waiting at the lights to go onto the motorway AGAIN I bump some girl's car at 2mph and we spend 10 mins at the entrance to the sliproad exchanging information. Excess is a grand, only reason I was even there was a missed lane on a roundabout.
I'm fucking exhausted. I've had my licence a month, my second day driving and I've already crashed. I suspect there's a reason I didn't get my licence until I was 26, I'm annoyed but honestly surprised it wasn't worse.
Haven't had sex with my gf for over a month cos she's always working and falls asleep about an hour after she gets home, seriously considering hiring an escort
Haven't eaten all day but had four cans of Guinness since 12. What's going to happen to my bowels?
GF NOW LONDON BE PLEASE
someone with my IP has been reporting an awful lot of posts in this thread hehehe
You see, I would but I'm trying to be the mature person here.
So far my responses have been
>Why would she wait three years to say anything
>Why hasn't she told the police
>Rather not get into the details but she's far from a trustworthy person desu
Grace is that you?
if i must
I just steal stuff
youtube.com
wos me name then
>eating on the same day as drinking
just glad your ok xoxo
clearly someone else doesn't think so
starts with T
ok
she was a really nice chinese girl, although i thoughy she was white from her profile because it didn't mention anything about it and there was no face pics
we kissed then she sucked me off but i didn't really feel much
i shagged her for about 20 minutes in doggy, i think i was pretty decent tbqh
came, got dressed and went
feel weird that the best part for me was her embrace and the feel of her skin, not the sex
christ
Ready for war lads?
nice turbo feminist you got there
nice to know a qt saved my oc
not even close yer pillock
Damn shit done changed now running credit checks with no shame now
yeah it's really good
same director as Blue Ruin if you've seen that, and really has a similar vibe to it
ignore , trying to spoil it with wrong info
how dare you post this rancid fart
sorry youre not a winner
*rubs hands*
time to get the katana out of the shed
told you it was us sponsored coup
I thought that
lel
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
>flags
Really made me think.
nty frog not really in the mood haha
Nonce folder has a virus. Fuck me lads
what the fuck is wrong with them
>The Turkish government has indirectly criticized its NATO ally, the US, for harboring Fethullah Gülen, whom Ankara blames for masterminding Friday’s military coup attempt. The cleric is currently living in self-imposed exile in the States.
>“I do not see any country that would stand behind this man, this leader of the terrorist gang, especially after last night. The country that would stand behind this man is no friend to Turkey. It would even be a hostile act against Turkey,” Prime Minister Binali Yıldırım told reporters on Saturday, as Turkey was recovering from overnight violence.
>i hate anime yet i rate anime films 10/10 on imdb
>2006 was 10 years ago
how dare you post this rancid fart
what sort of date are you meant to take a 17 year old on
Posting qts from Happn desu
Don't like gooks but wouldnt mind licking a jap girls face like a dog
...
fuck her in front of her parents
I should like to have been killed in the war lads
prom
>would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess
That's the best part for me every time too mate... embracing after sex is what I live for
NONCE
Am I ready for another worldwide happening to escape from my boring daily schedule? fucking right I am.
>I should like to have been killed in the war lads
Who is he and why is he always so sweaty
legal lad
wacky warehouse
eating a big lot of cake :) x
>Who is he
Tim innit
Human punching bag
how the FUCK do you get a gf lad?
don't have many friends outside of work, just moved to a new city, don't ever go out because I've got no one to go out with
had two long-term gfs before and I met them because of uni and we saw each other pretty much every day
am I supposed to just go out and 'meet people'
bouncy castle