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that one lad who's so bad at gardening he literally needs to see a doctor now edition

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karen

tim

alri tim

taking the car to the tesco car wash

will provide updates

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araca

just took 28mg of alprazolam hahahaha

The so-called Islamic State, or Daesh if you will, claimed responsibility for the Truck attack in France

au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/latest/a/32072449/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-nice-terror-attack/#page1

It's piss easy to understand mate.

Try watching some Lynch, Tarkovsky or Paradjanov.

wonder what Tim is doing right now...

araca

you need help

the south will rise again

glad you posted this because we have no access to the news in the UK

The so called United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

anyone watched Green Room

Ex is apparently telling people I'm a rapist.

Might do a cheeky suicide haha

shagged an escort last night

not sure how to feel about it tbqh

I have 3 youtube videos now

Yes, what do you want to know about it? they all die except for qt skinheadfu and the guy with the chopped hand who died irl recently

STOP OPPRESSING TIM YOU EVIL BASTARD

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there is absolutely nothing wrong with boris johnson

give more details

kill her

what you deserve for being a FUICKING NORMIE TWAT

Telling people that my ex-bf is a rapist

Hope he kills himself haha

doing a sporcle

Nice slug.

sharted a bit in my jocks at some point while out walking earlier. only realized when I got home and went for a shit and saw the stain. and I was in Lidl and everything haha

I'm sure you will get a gf one day you little ball of impotent rage.

having the most luxurious, crisp, sweet, juicy, aesthetically flawless, cold, clear-textured, refreshing red apple straight from the tap (previously from the fridge). MMMMM love an apple me

post your videos here

Is me piercing naff, lads?

ISIS should start calling themselves "The so called Islamic State" so that the BBC have to refer to them as the "So called "'So called Islamic State'".

yeah sorry

stranraer

ay must be the money

haha fuck off i know you irl

Why, yes, I did buy a """fridge""" pack of Carlsbergs to drink very fast then pass out.

i just had a quarter pounder meal and 2 packets of wine gums

merry christmas lads

gimme a kiss x

Why does janny hate Poleaboo?

fuck off degenerate

Second day driving

Meant to be a quick 40 drive to get used to dual carriageways. Got lost, drove around for 90 minutes with no idea where I was or where I was going, ended up on the motorway (sphincter tightly clenched) by accident, drove around in the fucking middle of nowhere through very pretty but barely signposted roads.

Ended up back on the fucking motorway again because the left lane took me off the dual carriageway and I thought to a smaller road.

Finally stopped at some services to call my dad for help navigating, got an idea of how to get home, and whilst waiting at the lights to go onto the motorway AGAIN I bump some girl's car at 2mph and we spend 10 mins at the entrance to the sliproad exchanging information. Excess is a grand, only reason I was even there was a missed lane on a roundabout.

I'm fucking exhausted. I've had my licence a month, my second day driving and I've already crashed. I suspect there's a reason I didn't get my licence until I was 26, I'm annoyed but honestly surprised it wasn't worse.

Haven't had sex with my gf for over a month cos she's always working and falls asleep about an hour after she gets home, seriously considering hiring an escort

Haven't eaten all day but had four cans of Guinness since 12. What's going to happen to my bowels?

GF NOW LONDON BE PLEASE

someone with my IP has been reporting an awful lot of posts in this thread hehehe

You see, I would but I'm trying to be the mature person here.

So far my responses have been
>Why would she wait three years to say anything
>Why hasn't she told the police
>Rather not get into the details but she's far from a trustworthy person desu

Grace is that you?

if i must

I just steal stuff
youtube.com/channel/UCraAHeRMc0c0scBaRDknFiQ

wos me name then

>eating on the same day as drinking

just glad your ok xoxo

clearly someone else doesn't think so

starts with T

ok
she was a really nice chinese girl, although i thoughy she was white from her profile because it didn't mention anything about it and there was no face pics
we kissed then she sucked me off but i didn't really feel much
i shagged her for about 20 minutes in doggy, i think i was pretty decent tbqh
came, got dressed and went
feel weird that the best part for me was her embrace and the feel of her skin, not the sex

christ

Ready for war lads?

nice turbo feminist you got there

nice to know a qt saved my oc

not even close yer pillock

Damn shit done changed now running credit checks with no shame now

yeah it's really good

same director as Blue Ruin if you've seen that, and really has a similar vibe to it

ignore , trying to spoil it with wrong info

how dare you post this rancid fart

sorry youre not a winner

*rubs hands*
time to get the katana out of the shed

told you it was us sponsored coup

I thought that

lel

would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess

>flags
Really made me think.

nty frog not really in the mood haha

Nonce folder has a virus. Fuck me lads

what the fuck is wrong with them

>The Turkish government has indirectly criticized its NATO ally, the US, for harboring Fethullah Gülen, whom Ankara blames for masterminding Friday’s military coup attempt. The cleric is currently living in self-imposed exile in the States.

>“I do not see any country that would stand behind this man, this leader of the terrorist gang, especially after last night. The country that would stand behind this man is no friend to Turkey. It would even be a hostile act against Turkey,” Prime Minister Binali Yıldırım told reporters on Saturday, as Turkey was recovering from overnight violence.

>i hate anime yet i rate anime films 10/10 on imdb

>2006 was 10 years ago

how dare you post this rancid fart

what sort of date are you meant to take a 17 year old on

Posting qts from Happn desu

Don't like gooks but wouldnt mind licking a jap girls face like a dog

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bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time

fuck her in front of her parents

I should like to have been killed in the war lads

prom

>would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess

That's the best part for me every time too mate... embracing after sex is what I live for

NONCE

Am I ready for another worldwide happening to escape from my boring daily schedule? fucking right I am.

>I should like to have been killed in the war lads

Who is he and why is he always so sweaty

legal lad

wacky warehouse

eating a big lot of cake :) x

>Who is he
Tim innit

Human punching bag

how the FUCK do you get a gf lad?

don't have many friends outside of work, just moved to a new city, don't ever go out because I've got no one to go out with

had two long-term gfs before and I met them because of uni and we saw each other pretty much every day

am I supposed to just go out and 'meet people'

bouncy castle