Europeans eat white bread with sugar paste for breakfast

>Europeans eat white bread with sugar paste for breakfast

And they call us unhealthy for having potatoes and eggs.

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The morning is the best time to eat carbs tho

I've seen idiots have coffee and a cigar while pretending to read the newspaper, then the malnourished souls are falling asleep 6 hours later

No we call you unhealthy because you consider fast food something to be eaten daily

>Be Unitedstatesian
>Eat deep frid butter with sugar coat.

>And they call us unhealthy for having potatoes and eggs.
Says who? When I think of Amerifat breakfast I think waffles, bacon and maple syrup
I eat breakfast and I still want to sleep at 10am every day

>British cuisine
I'd eat escargon over your crap any day

Oh Yellowstone god, please, unleash your fury and burn all those ameritards, purge the world from american scum

>escargon
what did he mean by this ? Some mix of escargot and esturgeon ?

>Poutine

I eat plain oatmeal and MAITORAHKA every day

I just eat a belvita brekfast biscuit and a large pot of high fat high protein Greek yoghurt.

That or an omelette with bacon and sausages if it's a weekend. I love weekends.

How about just a regular breakfast?

What's the best breakfast do you guys can think than is fast to make and good for you, after a coffee?

Nice trips

Cereal--the boxed or grain kind

Is this a meme? Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?

Doesn't it make your stomach hurt when you mix cheese with milk?

I don't eat that daily because currently I can't afford proper old cheese, but every three months I try to get some and then I'll eat it on brown bread for breakfast.

>stomach hurt when you mix cheese with milk
Excuse me, WHAT?

Not if you're white.

the best breakfast of all time in mackerel in tomato sauce on dark bread

any other people here eat fish for breakfast? it's my favourite (herring or mackerel usually)

>slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
It's literally the most average of breakfasts/dinners.

This is goat. I prefer the mackerel on toast though

>Russian science

>Yuropoors are posting their "breakfast" foods again

Of all the weird things about Yurop, what they consider to be breakfast foods is the weirdest, grossest, and most alien thing to me--even more so than the Swiss having sex with horses.

Ignore OP, croissants are considered normal here.

Normal American breakfast

I like tuna for dinner, but not in the morning. Wouldn't eat tomatoes in the morning, either, too acidic.

My usual breakfast is yogurt and three pieces of pic related.

I don't eat fish that often as a breakfast, mostly because a lot of people hate the smell.

are those the mysterious grits i've heard so much about

Avocado over toast and a poached egg on top for breakfast is tasty

Nope, just oatmeal.

Real breakfast

damn, you hit the nail on the head with that one

Looks quite simple and nice, might start trying this.

What is that mushy stuff?

Americans love having potatoes with breakfast.

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What did he mean by this?

Do you not like pies, cakes, roast dinners and cheese?

just cook some porridge. How hard can it be? fucking unitedstatians and southerners with their girly foods

Kippers are a popular breakfast thing here desu

Who got time for shit like that? My breakfast must be prepared and eaten within 10 minutes.

Another typical American breakfast

What "girly" foods?

Was talking about British cuisine desu
>eat porridge fucking loads for ages
>one day just can't stomach eating it any more

Why

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangú

I feel like the way we do breakfast is the best form of breakfast cuisine on the planet--in its own way atleast

Does Sup Forums like muesil?

>breakfast cuisine
Breakfast is just random food you eat so you're not hungry until lunch.

maybe not dinner but yeah this is as typical of a quick breakfast as I can imagine

>eating cereal
>over the age of 12
americans everyone

That's wrong

>not eating cereal
>not saving time if you woke up late and can't make anything else

finns everyone

It's pretty acurate though. Mostly some combination of food that you can grab quickly when you're sleep drunk while trying to shower, dress up, prepare lunch and find your keys at the same time.

That is exactly what it seems to be to you Yuropeans

Over here breakfast is a specific set of food types, prepared in specific ways, with other specific things, and they are eaten at specific temperatures and have to be eaten before a specific time of the morning--it is probably an extremely underrated part of American culture that is actually very developed.
People here do not break from these norms, ever, it is unheard of and there is something wrong with you if you do.

Bread is quicker and you can eat it while walking/driving or putting it in a bag and eat it at work

Canned tuna with a vegetable salad, if that counts

Who just wants to eat a piece of plain bread? The only bread I'd eat plain would be a croissant. Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?

>a piece of plain bread?
Who said plain, just throw some shit on it, like cheese, ham or some spread

>Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?
Actually, yes.

Americans like to sit down and out butter, eggs, or some sort of fruit spread on our toast. The food we eat on the would be bagels or donuts

>actually, yes.
That's too bad, you're missing out on some great foods

it's called a sandwhich retard
> Would it kill you to get up 30 mins early to have a proper breakfast?
what a terrible waste of 30 minutes. I wake up early every day and I eat a simple breakfast not because I have to but because I prioritize other things over it
correct answer is here >cost 70c
>ready to eat from fridge
>can down one 30 seconds
>21 grams of protein
>0.2% fat
>only 140 kcal
>21 FUCKING GRAMS OF PROTEIN
based ehrmann bringer of gains

Correct answer over here

but I don't want to eat fried eggs or bacon or sugary chocolate poofs even if I had someone else cook them for me which I don't

>muh white bread

fuck off faggot

why is there a knife and a fork for some simple sandwiches?

I don't know. I just fold them up.

That looks really tasty.are they expensive?

That's what we usually get for breakfast, I see no problem with it tb h.

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£1.56 so no lel

>eating weird shit for breakfast

how does one fuck up such a simple meal?

>He doesn't eat a choucroute every morning

>eating breakfast

grow up kids

>This is the kind of people that will complain about being hungry all morning long

Yessss

bulgar bulgar

БУЛГAP БУЛГAP

Muesli is disgusting, and I don't know how anyone can eat it.

It tastes like wood shavings.

[bulgars internally]

but where is jogurt

[bulgars externally]

contributing

>not eating buttered toast with 2 softboiled eggs and tea for breakfast

we usually add it to main dishes after they are done or eat it straight up with sweets as a desert
not really a breakfast food in my experience

Who else /cannedoctopusontoast/ here?

I use to do some sprats on rye and it was GOAT, though it made my breath smell like shit.

I love everything octopus related, it's simple oil or some sauce?

thats not normal. for middle class fags maybe, but thats not most of the country anymore

>everyone is posting their huge breakfasts
>it's 3 pm and all i've had today is juice
it sucks being a poor fag

Will Americans ever learn that europe is more than one country?

>Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
It's the most eaten breakfast AND lunch here.

>tfw i unironically started eating this for the past few months

it's the GOAT breakfast food.

>Do you dutch fags really eat slices of wheat bread with cheese slices on them for breakfast?
Everyone eat shit like that here for breakfast

No, and they will always claim their states are diverse as Europe.

Why Americans are always so obsessed with food?
Why does it bother you what do others eat?

Pic related is literally the most advanced I bother going for breakfast.

Most of the time. I just eat black bread with whatever topping I got in the fridge though

Why do Russian stomachs hurt when they mix cheese and milk?

The best tbqh

Only my country, than is smaller than texas is more varied than USA.

I like toast with peanut butter or cheese, feels me up.

Plenty of euros eat potatoes and eggs for breakfast.

The problem in the states is that lots of people who eat "potatoes and eggs" for breakfast are the fat fucks who eat two Jimmy Dean microwave breakfast burritos every fucking day.

>potatoes and eggs for breakfast
ehh

Who the fuck eats potatoes and eggs for fucking breakfast?

First time i Heard it. It's an irish/latvian thing?