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No brits allowed edition

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I fingered Saoirse Ronan when we were 15 outside a teenage disco in Carlow. Can't believe she got famous.

Poland

>breaking the rules

legalise weed or i swear i'll do something we'll all regret

i swear on me nan

what would happen if I started taking testosterone

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

Normie scum make me cry
They won't be laughing when they die
Though the heckle me and laugh
I'll dissolve them in the bath
No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
I'll bury them out in the woods
Blacks cunts fucking stink
The way they get on really makes you think
Day of rope is coming soon
Red blood under white moon

Business idea: teach myself to drive

What could he possibly need so many fedoras for?

your hair will fall out and your willy will shrink

Nerve racking but exciting too

Im a cis/pan/poly lefty lady looking for friendship or a strictly non-monogamous relationship with an interesting person of any gender

you'll grow another bollock

pretty nice

Sounds like you've got autipsm mate

awkward when teenager
more okay when adults

gonna change from tomorrow lads, been looking at this edgy shade of grey for like 3 years

what're your recommendations lads?

You cum 3 seconds after she starts removing her blouse

VICELAND have set up a hotline and i could say a funny message and get on tele. What should I say lads

At least I can spell.

Photon

WHAT

wasn't awkward for me at all at first tbqh

go for walks and drink lots of water

My girls.

yummy mummy with three beautiful darlings looking for tall, athletic man with a car to treat me like the princess I am

No time wasters, If you are under 6"2 swipe left

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dont care

its more awkward laughing and sensuality

the orange clashes with the background colour and it's triggering me
lol

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What does pashing a slag feel like boys?

Nothing cures a hangover like more alcohol

help a person out what should I say

*trips over tie and lands in a heap on the floor*

Is having a gf as comfy as it seems?

vegan fool enjoy your GMOs and xenoestrogens

AuTIPsm you runt

Wasted on you

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She needs a good shagging straight up the shitter, that'll put her right

What does happiness feel like?

Anyone here interested in playing hockey? I myself travel from galway to Belfast to play and train, not getting home till around 4/5am I play for a team based in Dublin.

Be great to get a few interested.

They look very nice, they am also in London and a vegan, are them free this weekend?

Say you are a bender just to get in there lad

Then shag her when she's drunk

Are vegan shitters better or worse for anal?

bags of sand

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hi yummy mummy, i'm 6"2/3 and am very much interested in you. though i am a virgin i have had the opportunity to have sex 8 (EIGHT) TIMES and am saving myself for someone special. message me!

t. lisicki's good looking 190cm master race tall lover

I've just been told it has it's up and downs and is grim when they hurt ya

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Feels alright but I prefer self pity DESU

have you seen kev play hockey?

>he says "idiot" instead of "eejit"
>he says "awk" instead of "ach"
>he says "scared" instead of "asacared"
>he says "face" instead of "bake"
>he says "good" instead of "beezer"
>he says "how are you" instead of "bout ye"
>he says "grow up" instaed of "catch yerself on"
>he says "excellent" instead of "cracker"
>he says "walk" instead of "dander"
>he says "cigarettes" instead of "fegs"
>he says "that annoys me" instead of "does my head in"
>he says "messing about" instead of "faffin' about"
>he says "throw" instead "fire"
>he says "hold" instead of "haul"
>he says "rummage" instead of "hoak"
>he says "ice-cream" instead of poak"
>he says "are you ready" instead of "is that you?"
>he says "lucky" instead of "jammie"
>he says "car" instead of "jam jar"
>he says "keeping look-out" instead of "keeping dick"
>he says "boring bastard" instead of "melter"
>he says "unattractive person" instead of "minger"
>he says "ugly girl" instead of "munter"
>he says "friend" instead of "mucker"
>he says "off-license" instead of "offie"
>he says "fat lip" instead of "pastie-lip"
>he says "drunk" instead of "cream-crackererd"
>he says "angry" instead of "ragein"
>he says "disgusting" instead of "ratten"
>he says "embarassed" instead of "scundered"
>he says "flee" instead of "runner"
>he says "he is a nice guy" instead of "ach he's sound like"
>he says "speak" instead of "spake"
>he says "potatoes" instead of "spuds"
>he says "to" instead of "till"
>he says "small" instead of "wee"
>he says "shit" instead of "wick"

Fuck sake youse are all wick completely scundered for yes

that is a rather apt image

They're Irish

feels good but the crash is horrible

Where abouts in Belfast? field hockey or ice? I can't skate but im near the ice bowl desu

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fuck off yank

worse. more plant fiber means messier shits. more animal protein gives you a more solid shit.

stfu barely anyone even uses half those terms you fuckin bampot.

left: munter
right: cute

Hello

I have just arrived from Nigeria and am looking for a wife

despite all my rage i am still just a neet in a cage

>I'll dissolve them in the bath
>No more getting picked on by gangs of hoods
>I'll bury them out in the woods

Literally an oxymoron. Can't even do poetry neither mind walk to the shops without getting picked on you loner haha.

t. normie

wrong way round

same thing

worried about lorry crime lads

Check out zero-tits McGee on the right

Fuck up your Ma wears Fila trackies. Also where are you referring to?

beezer post

A more solid shit would make the arsehole stretch more, preparing it for the anal intercourse, yes?
Then for those of us with dinky wieners, perhaps we should go for vegan arses to achieve the pleasant tightness of anal we desire

right back at u cunt

ANYWHERE

Someone posts the ulsterman wearing the flag smoking with sunglasses on

They're two seperate groups, the hoods that pick on me are getting buried, and the normies are getting disolved

They do in my neck of the woods a neat little town called Belfast

sure, if you like getting poo on your willy, go for a vegan who shits diarrhea everyday

good edition, brits have ruined /brit/ 2bh

why does booze give me weird dreams?
why does booze make me wake up multiple times a night?
why does booze make me wake up feeling still tired?

I prefer weed

>tfw doxed qt i had been talking with
>tfw she was more impressed than creeped out
>tfw she wants to meet up in winter
what do i do when i don't have the safety of the internet to let me take time to come up with witty responses to what she says guys

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just figured out why there's so much variation in the biological world lads

yanks refuse to believe me lol

Fair enough mate. Why don't you just work-out and get big and beat the shit out of them? 30 push-ups a day is all it takes for bigger arms and chest and shoulders

normie brother is listening to music loudly and has friends over

wtf

all me

Cheers big man;

just smile when you meet and don't be awkward mate jesus

shut up nerd haha

i missed out some context
she asked me to dox her to see if i could, and mentioned the meeting before that

still nervous

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Is there money to be made in Tim tribute acts

I enjoy the sloppy warmth of your sister's poop on my silly willy

Enjoying the Kevposting renaissance.

Paid fucking £3 for a box of Krave cereal and it tastes like arse

just back from climbing croagh patrick
fuck me was that hard

Hmm...
Starting to think the Earth might be flat lads