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public transport edition

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What is Scotland known for besides shit weather and substance abuse?

>NINTENDO LOSES $28 MILLION FROM POKEMON GO: "WILL TAKE YEARS TO PAY BACK"

Haggis, bagpipes, wearing skirts, and handling large wood.

/brit/ COUP WHEN

Sean Connery, you fucking pleb.

cuckoldry

hating the english

tv
penicillin
skirts
rab c

now turk be quiet

patter

apathy towards the english

Janny creates more of a mess than he "cleans up" 2bqh.

mountains
log throwing
kilts
irn bru

what are some decent places to visit in london lads

An American film staring an Australian

the white bits.... so nowhere.

the train station

Then why has there never been a Rotherham in Scotland? I think this is just some elaborate scheme to get back at the English, be liberal as fuck as part of the UK and just ship em off to England

I'll have you know I'm a Spanish-German thoroughbred

Fucks sake lads just spotted this absolute nonce with his EU flag

racist joke ROFL i love it

hating people for the colour of their skin is so great

barbican
tate
going 2 da club

lads

*does programming*
ah yes

quickdraw mcjanny let this one through i see

settle down there jamarcus

>So scared to start my new job I'd rather have no money and stay at home

Brick his window lad

thetab.com/us/2016/07/14/sexually-assaulted-someone-trusted-31467

haha talking like a spacker so funny

went to all three already

tate was hilarious dog shit

thats a half-breed, numpty

dont feel right

fuck off CANADA

AAAAAAAAAAAH

I'd fucking hate to live in a building attached to other people's buildings.

they've yankified the tab far too much

Literally me

youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

Bet you're in London

Hi lads :3

are you mad? the tate (not modern) was absolute fire man.

desu

Also I hate the new layout

Scots dialect is actually close to middle English than English is. It's how people used to speak in the UK

my gf(s)

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BRADLEY WALSH IS ON CELEBRITY SQUARES LADS

nonce twat
get him janny

Middle English:
Forrþrihht anan se time comm
þatt ure Drihhtin wollde
ben borenn i þiss middellærd
forr all mannkinne nede
he chæs himm sone kinnessmenn
all swillke summ he wollde
and whær he wollde borenn ben
he chæs all att hiss wille.

Scots:
Ye're a' the welcomer early
Around him cling wi' a' your kin,
For wha'll be King but Charlie?
Come through the heather, around him gather,
Come, Ronald, come Donald, come a' the gither
And crown your rightfu' lawfu' King!
For wha'll be King, but Charlie?

How old are these girls?

dont care

want to sniff the girl on the right's bum

Old enough to read, old enough to breed.

pause it for a sec need to nip to the loo

weeks blur into months into years

Around 600 people are murdered in the UK every year. That's roughly 11 murders every single week. How come we only ever hear about a fraction of them lads? What goes on with the rest?

Who you lot going as for halloween, i'm going as Erdogan

I mean yeah he probably shouldn't have stuck it in without verbal permission but basically everything she did would have told him that he had it.

>was supposed to be going to a big party tonight with some people my mate knows
>been looking forward to it all week
>he let me down at the last minute
>go to the gym
>get back feeling pumper af
>guess I'll shag an escort to make myself feel better
>only ones available are too far away
>would be like 4 hours worth of fucking about

I guess I'll just get pissed and play Overwatch.

FUCK THIS SIHJFOIEHEOSHIFIESSSSSSSSSSSS

Feel a bit jealous of northerners and Scots cos they have unique words and we southerners don't

committed by arabs

go to the party anyway

Kek

Probably serial killers that the police don't want to release information on to keep the public at bay.
You did though. Which is why I posted Middle-English.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English

READ THIS

READ THIS

READ THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

What should I have for takeaway tonight?

Not enough space to report on them in national news when we need more room for maddy updates

Not much reason to report murders unless they happened locally or are unusual

Ramen from your local Japanese spot

WINE

am i right, girls? haha xx

Yeah but we don't speak middle English anymore do we

27c out there today lads, ive already had two showers and had to go drive in my car just to feel the aircon. too fucking hot

Nope another major city

didnt read lmao

chingo

chinky
ask the owner if you can rent their daughter for the night too

I got Chinese last night and do no regret it.

GIRLS

More like Whine haha :p

Why don't you just head to the pub?

*tells you something thought-provoking*
take away this

>26 years old this year
>Earn £15k

The one who must not be named is removing posts.

fuck off yank

cheeky bugger x

Chinkmind, chinese it is

Because there was a Francisation of the language as southerners wanted to sound more posh. Not even joking.

>. Old English became the language of the poor population and French the language of the court and wealthy population. It is said that during this period England spoke more French than France itself.[22] Today, it is estimated that 70% to 72% of the English language comes from French or Latin.[23]

Posh people ruin everything.

>21 years old
>earn £32k base salary with a few grand in bonuses

>walking through town today
>some guy stops me
>tells me he sees me a lot and I always look fresh af
>wishes he had the money to dress like me
>tell him you don't need lots of money to dress well
>mfw I don't even try to dress well
>just comes natural

CUZ WHEN YOU TRY HARD, THAT'S WHEN U DIE HARD!!

There's a documentary on Netflix about old, Irish pubs

They used subtitles and I'm glad they did

STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ

>23
>earn £16.5k

Pre-tax though.

one step at a time lad

she deserves it the filthy fucking normie

can you make rent and bills?

not with my base salary but the bankers bonuses help out

Alone?

is it per year?

LITTLE

SWISS

FLAGS

Yeah

There is literally nothing wrong with having sex with dogs
>smarter than women
>more loyal than women
>cuter than women
>will always wait for you to come back instead of fucking some chad/nigger while you're out

>it's a normie posts his fictional salary to belittle others postic
just go you insecure little spastic runt

>couchsurfing
>AirBnB

how do people place so much trust into strangers?

Ah yes, The media.

mate he wanted your asshole

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

>it is estimated that 70% to 72% of the English language comes from French or Latin.[23]

That's counting all the billion scientific and bollocks describing etc. words that no one uses
English is still predominately Germanic

but i actually earn that much, not everyone is a retard working on retail or call centres are they