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early

janny's going to fucking NUKE US

janny's gonna do his NUT

>Threads edition

*pisses self*

Eevee

first for are liam #InForBritain

pakis out
Cara
Next post is a bender
Dentist
Tim
Next person to post cara is a bender
KPOP

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Porthtowan and pasties

I like it here, is there a good fish and chip shop anywhere?

ED MILIBAND

i'll deck ya all

upvotes please

car won't start

The janitor probably won't be fond of this.

m-me senpai?

Might have to get your knob out just in case.

just sent a message to a non-related female

its mad how joey badass is on mr robot now

feels like just yesterday he was just another underground rapper

feels like just yesterday steez was alive

mad

now he's on a huge tv show talking about seinfeld

Who's Liam?

M O G G

Nice thread

>aawhhh you will be missed! hope you're well tho man, see you over summer im sure! x

what did she mean by this

>Please never see me again and if you do, pretend you didn't

Odds I whack a pizza in the oven

Evens I take a gobful of diazepam and say goodbye until 3pm tomorrow

liam murphy


fittest man alive.

It's legislative legerdemain!

>On an 80 Pidgeot? Piss off. I've caught rarer pokemon at like 200+ CP with one pokeball

>Mr Robot
>Huge

pick one

hadnt realized there was a new thread haha


everyone please read this

>Re-read and re-read messages I sent to my oneitis years ago
>Realise what a sad loser I was and why I will never get another chance

Lol the letter x hahaha

she wants to see you over summer

What car was it again it was an old 90s french banger

slags

it's pretty fucking popular though

Post toot x

gonna dangle my bollocks in the time machine and send them back to the Yucatan peninsula 66 million years ago

See

didn't read lol

>he knows about my peugeot 206
>he's posting my OC
I need a break from this place

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

will this be alright to wear to a dance tonight

>peugeot 206

gay lol

Lads is the x for kids just a british thing? Always see yanks taking the piss but it just seems normal to me and I thought everyone done it

>have cousin same age as me (25)
>his dad came from a rich family, his mum was my mum's alcoholic older sister
>they divorced at one point but w/e
>cousin's paternal grandma died four years ago and left her only son everything
>cousin's mum died two years ago and left her only son everything
>cousin's dad died last year and left his only son everything

Feeling an odd mix of pity and envy lads.

On the one hand my cousin's net worth is probably upwards of £2M now and owns three very nice properties.

On the other he had to bury both of his parents very recently and at this point my mum and I are his closest living relatives.

LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

kill yourself retard answer me one more time and ill fuck you up ya bumbaclot

I've caught Peugeot's way higher than 206 with only one Pokeball desu senpai

TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY TEST

no, that looks awful. really shouldn't wear it lad everyone will take the mickey out of you

Got a peugot 207 last week and it's a really good motor desu

your fake one or your real one? baka

>Sup Forums featured on mr robot

goddamn normies they'll discover our secret club

Was it not a peugeot 106? phase 1 rallye? lovely motors x

Can't remember, I made it all up

Also his dad was a top tier banterlord and it's a huge shame he's dead.

Someone did a shit in the flowerpot in the home section today lads.

People in nice refused to post toot, and they ended up getting killed LOL

grim film that

hello

Bane?

Who is best FFX girl?

Always had a thing for Lulu desu

P.S. only benders like Rikku

business idea:

yet another happening. keep em coming boys.
i think im hooked now.

theyre all very hot

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r9k is that way

It's
>to catch them is my real test (to train them is my cause)
Was singing the whole song earlier and my brother was laughing at me
In fact might do a cheeky vocaroo sing of it

Yeah it was a blue 106 rallye phase 1 you told me about and I was begging you not to scrap it because I like them xx

PRINCE CHARMING

there was a lad at school who used to have one of them bags that went over one shoulder and velcroed shut across the chest and I every day I used to distract him and pull the strap open so his bag fell off his back haha

*implements sharia law*

don't fuck with me. I can swing this near depleted roll of cling film pretty hard

imagine being one of those people who subtweets celebrities to call them "trash" as if the celebrities honestly give a fuck

I PLAY DIRTY

soundcloud.com/dj-osg/krept-konan-ft-jme-boy-better

youtube.com/watch?v=8voKYX2wdJk

Rate my new video

unironically just spunked onto my face

bit rude

love it

Doctors today.

Diagnosis pozz.

On pills for it now.

business idea:

several very large containers containing money and possibly naked women (sexy) that are on their way to me right now as we speak

ah the fabled teutonic banter

fancy doing my neghole before you get the all clear?

BOY BETTER KNOW CEO
BOY BETTER KNOW CEO
DATS ME. JME.
SO SHH HUT YUH MUH
YOU NEED TO TYPE UP YOUR CV... MICROSOFT WORD
DATS YOU
YOU'RE A NERD
STOP MCING GO TO THE SHOPS BUY A DRINK

put ice cubes in my beer

business idea:

cube-shaped ice.

>Read Madrid forward Jese Rodriguez releases debut solo single

hmm bender

absolute mad man

put icey pubes in my ice then put it in my beer

Normies? Nah. Not a fan.

beer shaped ice cubes? have a think and get back to me

pm me address and i'll send you cum full of bugs so you can self inflict

Business idea:

Bottle and sell water

cheeky rizla

Put ice cubes in my rear

can i post or not

Haha

FFX is trash

sure

>Business idea:

business idea:

build a highway over the atlantic from london to new york

Just got a job as a hedge fund manager LOL

quite an impressive concept.
*hostile aquisitions the business from you*