Saturday night degeneracy edition
/brit/
What's it like to put your willy in a fanny for the first time lads?
Fuck
dunno :\
do you want to find out? :3
araca
Tight and painful if she's a virgin
Good lad
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tight, gets better as time goes on
what if he's a virgin?
n-no thanks
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Sainsbury's > Waitrose > Asda = Morrisons = Tesco > Aldi > Lidl >>>>>>>> Iceland
>tfw my current gf was a virgin and could barely get my bellend in her
youtube.com
Why are Yanks so horrible?
The sad music really drives it in how terrible they are.
tight and painful
it was a rhetorical question..
*straddles your naked body*
*lowers myself down, my hand guiding your cock into my pussy*
got the incense going
in love with an american girl and she's in love with me but what if she's fucking bare man behind my back
Dunno, never had sex with one
>tfw it took us three times to finally break the seal
alri lads
Absolute shithouse of a list you cunt.
1. Waitrose
2. Sainsburys
3. M&S
4. Morrisons
5. Tesco
6. Aldi
7. Co op
8. Asda
9. Iceland
I never go to Asda or Iceland they're shit and full of disgusting people.
I need to stop shagging these dirty Romanian escorts.
Some of the areas and house I've been in are sketchy as fuck.
Just been to shag one and the whole estate was pakis, niggers and gypsies. Not to mention all the fucking police.
I hate it when you go in and all the doors are closed. I half expect some big nigger to bust in half way through sex and tell me to give him all my shit. Then again this wouldn't be very wise as I'd just tell the first copper I saw what was going on there.
Has anyone ever tried corn flakes with banana milkshake?
>Corbyn
>byn
>bin
>Bin Laden
coincidence?? I think NOT!!!
what the FUCK lads
put a few films on memory stick, couldn't copy the last one because there isn't enough room (only 1.04 GB remaining), so I delete some old shit on there and try again, STILL only 1.04 GB remaining
delete some more stuff, still 1.04 GB
delete everything, STILL 1.04 GB remaining
what the frick is going on?
the sanitation "worker"
fuck off
waitrose is a poshboy shithole, we don't associate with dem places
Got a qt jp gf but don't like to talk about it.
you need to empty the trashbin
empty the bin
both posts from the old thread
both posts that i do not care for
empty recycle bin
impersonating Janny is a Jannyable offense
>when people start talking about sports
happened with my first gf, like after 2 times of me at her place trying to do it I just couldn't even enter the tip with her moaning really hard (without pleasure ofc). We just tried at my place one night when my parents weren't there after a long time talking and having foreplay and it worked
>when people stop talking about sports
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janny
Are you excited for the hockey to start?
bit of syrian music
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>foreplay
Need a tennis gf t b h
thank you lads :)
Poleaboo feels that's much cheaper than getting a domme to do a personalised POV clip
Poleaboo tried to warn you
We need to take a stand, just like Sup Forums did
how fragile is your mental health?
>log on to Facebook
>"Oneitis has changed her profile picture"
>her with some guy I don't recognize
good. and let's hope you keep your financial status and opinion. keeps the gene pool in there tidy. hardly ever see fat disgusting mongs in waitrose
>when you're trying to eat a krabby patty but you miss spongebob
got any more pics like this lad?
no
already have to deal with a mate of mine going off about sportball
Need a Hila gf t b h
why are you larping as a waitrose shopper mate, its a bit pathetic
need a hitler gf
I post pictures of myself crossdressing, and I'm destroying my body for replies on an imageboard.
I'm perfectly ordinary and sane.
>redditproductions
Need to stop doing cocaine desu
This bag is nearly empty and then I'm done with it
Maybe haha
need a Genie gf
>he deleted it again
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>when people start talking about videogames that aren't PC only autism simulators
>still going strong after a full 5 years of this shit
lot of love for assad
adding people i don't know on fb to look more like a normie lol
>fragile
smashed already
got bipolar disorder and 2 anxiety disorders haha
low and still sinking everyday but i maintain a good surface on the outside so my life isn't too damaged and no one notice that i fantasize suicide haha
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what's bipolar like
it's true though. you can watch the gene pool get progressively worse as the supermarkets quality lowers. being in iceland is like being in a fucking zoo.
Add me on Playstation
I cry during confrontation
I cry myself to sleep most nights
I think about suicide daily
I have panic attacks often and I vomit from anxiety 3-4 times a week
>5'10
>Feel shorter than 100% of males
HAHA LADS VERY FUNNY LADS HAHA
>Everyone who I walk past who has a gf is at least a foot taller than me
Post it hahaha
thought i missed the drop but i never
U a fuggin cultist?
ever thought about not being such an estrogen filled puss?
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Sup Forums.org/bans
Top ones
whenever i go the sainsburys near my college its full of downies since its near a mental hospital so idk about that
>tfw 5"11
>take a rare venture "out"
>literally a CHINESE woman was the same height as me
saw her IRL at the us open
she beat some yank called alison something
will u leave me alone if i do
Not feeling this
Gonna make a fat one out of the rest of the bag
Addicted to attention from women and also sex. I'm a good looking guy but my standards are really low. As long as her hygiene is good I will fuck her.
The longer I go without sex or attention the worse I feel and start to hate myself.
I spend way too much money on escorts and like I said here I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Thank god I don't have a coke addiction as I would literally never have any money.
>Why yes i act smug about which Jewish enterprise i use for my weekly shop
House/dog sitting for a week
You lads wanna come over and party?
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Haha have u tried not being such a pussy like haha just close ur eyes faggot and tie a noose. It isn't that hard just walk away.
I don't know i am not a scientific
I used to work at waitrose in south London and it there was a fair share of complete mental cases and rude cunts.
Having said that waitrose for key ingredients + lidl/tesco/morrisons for the bulk shit master race
How can this be possible?
The statistics say I'm average height
i want to snort a line of ket
should I lads? like a fat one to get really fucked up
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coming up to 10:45 lads
I once put coffee in my cereal. It was actually p. gud
1. Booths
2. Aldi
3. Sainsbury's
4. Tesco
5. Waitros
6. Lidl
7. Literal Dogshit
8. Tesco
9000. Asda
9*10^10 + 1. Iceland