Why are we so superior to everywhere else?

Why are we so superior to everywhere else?

Beauty, charm and intelligence

Social evolution.

But I thought you left the EU?

idiot

You're not even part of Europe.

Shut the fuck up.

Yes they are, not part of the EU, which is different.

neither are we, thank god

Because the real kangz taught you everything before you betrayed and enslaved them

get out of /cum/ please, go away

>not wanting to be part of Merkel's super state

do you want to be in it
you guys would make more money than us which would be cool

well actualyl since the UK left we may be even basically

>do you want to be in it
I don't ;_;

Denmark is in EU

it'd be cool actually, that way if you were one united country you'd be forced to have your own military and we could put our bases somewhere else around people that mattered and stuff

>neither are we
You will always be European colonists.

This if I'm being t.bh

t. whitey

how was your day, Luka?

Because we know we aren't inherently superior but we work our ass of to be more innovative than anywhere else on earth.

>inb4 muh white

generations of inbreeding has invoked severe mental illness and delusions of grandeur

>you'd be forced to have your own military
In Yugoslavia all men had to serve the army for 2 years after high school. The government would intentionally send the men to other republics in order to foster friendship among the different nations.

It would be fun if there was an EU army with conscription that sends me off to some other Euro country with a bunch of other Euros so we can play soldiers for 2 years.

This is not the /cum/ general stupid amerishoot

Muh white, there happy! Are YoU happy NOW

>to foster friendship amongst all the different nations

It's too bad you guys ever considered yourselves different peoples in the first place, a real united Yugoslavia would be what, a bit stronger than Poland probably? I feel like you guys would be extremely noticeable

We're not

europe is like azeroth and america is like kalimdor.

EU army duplicating NATO, controlled by Merkel, Hollande & Juncker. Sounds great.

Why this map involves western parts of Russia? A-are you accepting us in a civilized (aka not shit) camp? I thought we're literally on a barbaric mongoloid side from your perspective.

You should stop caring about what foreigners think about you

I don't care actually, just wondering.

>barbaric mongoloid side from your perspective.
Those are just memes, jokes. It's like when people say "Croatia is not a highly developed first world Central European country", but we all know that they don't really mean that.

You've always been civilized

Because the Ural mountains are considered a geographical boundary. As is the Caucasus.

Climate and adversity

We just got lucky at our startpoint tb'h

We do. Sorry.

That's reasonable.

>You're not even part of Europe.
>Thought Sup Forums was fairly educated

>check flag
>oh nevermind.

You didn't start in Europe, Neanderthals lived in Europe before Homo sapiens invaded and drove them to extinction

That's the joke.

I wish we'd create a NAU based off the good parts, and none of the horse shit-partially-owned-by-another-country part

it'd be a nice way to modernize some of these smaller and weaker and interesting north american states, would be good for trade all throughout NA and we could easily end up being the most tied together continent on earth

Clearly you need to read Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond :^)

He's the smartest Ornithologist around.

I would post an appropriate reaction picture for this situation, but I'm on my laptop, and it's newly formatted, so I don't have any.
Could you please just imagine it?

This could be the starting point. Going way back to the roots of the roots is silly.

Europe is where the birth of civilisation happened mate, you're too modest. We are the greatest continent.

And still the only civilized continent.
Well.. most of Europe is, at least.

>Could you please just imagine it?
I'll imagine a guy doing the finger gun gesture while saying "got it!"

>And still the only civilised continent.
For the most part yes, It is getting worse in some aspects, But most countries in Europe are better than most of the rest of the world, just my opinion. I think non euros exaggerate the memes here, It's not that bad.

Italians and greeks

>Europeans are related to poos
KEK

That's Sumer

Shitty place for humans. Had to cooperate and do something in order to survive. Lying under a tree and waiting for fruits to drop in your mouth like they did in Africa wasn't all too reliable survival strategy here.

>Europe is where the birth of civilisation happened
No, that was Mesopotamia

>Europeans are related to poos
Language =/= genetics

Perfect. Thanks for the cooperation, Croatia.

POO

Western Russia(aka the relevant part) will always be part of Europe

Europe is slowly becoming the most unstable continent yet again.

Fuck this place.