I hope everyone has a really lovely Saturday night Edition!
/brit/
He knew what was sacred revenge your comment, you may keep the language curse. But we do not, do not, and now we are paying the price, stupid. It will shit all over the anger and be drowned in it. Thou son of the deceased.
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caran
MMMMMM karen
anime is pure
thanks
having a box of cafe noirs and a black coffee
feeling right upper class
So, I know the guy is reddit incarnate, but what do you think of this ?
thought my parents were going to just pretend they didn't know i smoke but it appears not
going to sleep now
any daneposting from here until tomorrow morning is not authentic
>t. a fucking spider leg
still a chicken you fool
alice>karen
post it haha
youtube.com
the gf
oh dear what did they say
getting my daily dose of Molyneux posing for 4 hours his passport photo lads
what demonym do northern irelanders use?
Why do women always go on about wanting guys with HUGE dicks when 90% of them can't even take a dick?
I've got a decent sized one at 7x5.5 and literally 90% of the girls I've slept with have said it was big and I'd say 75% of them had to stop me or just take breaks during sex because it was hurting them too much.
What's the fucking deal?!
godnat habibi
its a maunch actually
>nederlandse vlag
goede jongen
pics
mmmmmmmmmm kawaii
>its a maunch actually
>A FUCKING LADY'S SLEEVE
It's a sleeve of a medieval womans dress mate, Leicester here. Has something to do with the Battle of Hastings I think.
"you smell smokey?"
"h-haha y-yeh my m-m-mates friend s-smokes"
*retreats*
sure they know
not particularly concerned though its my choice
aahh
some small youtuber i watch occasionally just put a video "w/ my girlfriend" in the title
he's fucking punching she is fit and i thought he virgin before this
>mfw ths sun here is still up
eat shit euros
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>post a picture of myself in a rate thread on /soc/
>qt rates me 8/10
>rates a chad 6/10
signed up for universal credit
35 hour/wk job search definitely makes sense
Fuck off, bender.
i like tits and fanny not cocks.
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dumb pirate frogposter
probably
my student house had hundreds of cig/rolly/joint butts in the garden and my mum saw them all when she was collecting me and never mentioned it
need a toast-castle gf
>heraldic maunches came to symbolise that the armiger was popular with the ladies
ohh mann that ket i got from internet is sooo fucking good oh mann
all me
>tfw weed dealer wont text back
he's my only friend
good lad
partially me
>tfw just eaten a cheeky chinese takeaway
>make a naughty post on purpose
>go on my phone and report it
>janny deletes it
janny yet again proving to be a puppet used solely for my entertainment
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Drat! I have been found out!
And now I must steal away into the night!
*drops smoke bomb and disappears*
MWAHAHAHAHAaHAhahaahahahaa....
>tfw bird i'm wheeling disapproves of darts
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME SMOKING A CIGARETTE CAH CIGARETTE SMOKER THAT'S NOT ME
Pretty sure the Conservatives promised a referendum before the 2015 general election. I think they promised it in 2014. He also doesnt mention that whilst the EU is against informal pre-negotiation talks some member states did express interest in the days after the vote. Hes right that we will probably end up in the EEA with leave voters ending up pissed
going to do a drive to tesco
anyone want owt
the life of chad
i stopped doing it even on nights out desu
started hating the smell/taste of the smoke suddenly for some reason
How exactly is this possible
fire engine just drove past
drunk women are the worst
Vaporeon
>7811 miles away
not too far then
my gf doesnt know about the drugs i do (shes just into smoking weed monthly or so) and i hope she never discovers haha
>dart
ONTARIO
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don't worry senpai. a lot of stuck up ontario girls hack darts like no tomorrow
clarineto
>tfw no coke left and starting to come down
getting a bit upset now
amaretto
>not wanting to do drugs with gf
f︃am
I can't believe people publically advertise themselves as this
I mean ye water sexual liberation and all that but jesus christ have some class/self respect
That's what you get for doing stimulants
everybody calls them darts t. maritimes
the old days were much better, just 5 activities every 2 weeks
>That's what you get for doing stimulants
A FUCKING SWAN
need a bf
should i go to the open tommorow lads
either irish or british depending on their feelings I guess
all this smoking talk makes me want to roll a cig and smoke it on my balcony desu
How do you prove you did 35 hours?
rate my new poem
blood on the floor
eyes sewn shut
he's been shown the door
walk that long old road
a mysterious way to end
everything you can hold
the touch used to be real
then the real came
and now you cannot feel
Watching are Zoe in in your eyes
Bout tae greet man
>never done coke before
>brother says it's like a caffeine x100 feeling for a bit then that's it
is this true?
same here, wheeling too. lot of words get shuffled in here with the hockeyflowsnipecelly culture
Girl?
need a bf that wants to play golf and have a few pints after
yeah but with universal credit its really just half an hour of writing if you want to be lazy
no one is actually doing 35 hours of job search in a week.
might just off myself desu
well you're meant to record everything you do, nothing stopping you from exaggerating it though
would the reddit flags spackers please vacate
thank you
i cant see her doing mdma or ket with me honestly. mby we could be on a mellow cloud together if we take benzos haha
your gf is toot
gimme 2 cards
religion of peace
whurr sayin bud
Need a friend with breasts and all the rest
having:
a bag of malteasers
a glass of pink lemonade with ice cubes
present given that you have a vagina
CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN/10
>is this true?
Yeah pretty much.
It also immediately sobers you up no matter how drunk you are which is pretty wacky - although you're still drunk and acting like an idiot, your vision becomes clear again and you feel like you can think more clearly.
i have a boigina ripe for the taking xox
*swipes them*
PACKIN A BOMB THERE EH?
what drugs do you do?
rolled a perfect cig first time even though i haven't rolled for months, very impressive
youtube.com
Listening to this when I went to sleep, was out so quick.
ANYONE??
it's because people usually determine how "drunk" they are by how sedated they feel, stims counteract the sedation so you stop feeling as drunk even though you still are