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I hope everyone has a really lovely Saturday night Edition!

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He knew what was sacred revenge your comment, you may keep the language curse. But we do not, do not, and now we are paying the price, stupid. It will shit all over the anger and be drowned in it. Thou son of the deceased.

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caran

MMMMMM karen

anime is pure

thanks

having a box of cafe noirs and a black coffee
feeling right upper class

So, I know the guy is reddit incarnate, but what do you think of this ?

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thought my parents were going to just pretend they didn't know i smoke but it appears not

going to sleep now

any daneposting from here until tomorrow morning is not authentic

>t. a fucking spider leg
still a chicken you fool

alice>karen

post it haha
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the gf

oh dear what did they say

getting my daily dose of Molyneux posing for 4 hours his passport photo lads

what demonym do northern irelanders use?

Why do women always go on about wanting guys with HUGE dicks when 90% of them can't even take a dick?

I've got a decent sized one at 7x5.5 and literally 90% of the girls I've slept with have said it was big and I'd say 75% of them had to stop me or just take breaks during sex because it was hurting them too much.

What's the fucking deal?!

godnat habibi

its a maunch actually

>nederlandse vlag
goede jongen

pics

mmmmmmmmmm kawaii

>its a maunch actually
>A FUCKING LADY'S SLEEVE

It's a sleeve of a medieval womans dress mate, Leicester here. Has something to do with the Battle of Hastings I think.

"you smell smokey?"
"h-haha y-yeh my m-m-mates friend s-smokes"
*retreats*
sure they know

not particularly concerned though its my choice

aahh

some small youtuber i watch occasionally just put a video "w/ my girlfriend" in the title

he's fucking punching she is fit and i thought he virgin before this

>mfw ths sun here is still up

eat shit euros

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>post a picture of myself in a rate thread on /soc/
>qt rates me 8/10
>rates a chad 6/10

signed up for universal credit

35 hour/wk job search definitely makes sense

Fuck off, bender.

i like tits and fanny not cocks.

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dumb pirate frogposter

probably

my student house had hundreds of cig/rolly/joint butts in the garden and my mum saw them all when she was collecting me and never mentioned it

need a toast-castle gf

>heraldic maunches came to symbolise that the armiger was popular with the ladies

ohh mann that ket i got from internet is sooo fucking good oh mann

all me

>tfw weed dealer wont text back

he's my only friend

good lad

partially me

>tfw just eaten a cheeky chinese takeaway

>make a naughty post on purpose
>go on my phone and report it
>janny deletes it

janny yet again proving to be a puppet used solely for my entertainment

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Drat! I have been found out!

And now I must steal away into the night!

*drops smoke bomb and disappears*

MWAHAHAHAHAaHAhahaahahahaa....

>tfw bird i'm wheeling disapproves of darts
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME SMOKING A CIGARETTE CAH CIGARETTE SMOKER THAT'S NOT ME

Pretty sure the Conservatives promised a referendum before the 2015 general election. I think they promised it in 2014. He also doesnt mention that whilst the EU is against informal pre-negotiation talks some member states did express interest in the days after the vote. Hes right that we will probably end up in the EEA with leave voters ending up pissed

going to do a drive to tesco

anyone want owt

the life of chad

i stopped doing it even on nights out desu

started hating the smell/taste of the smoke suddenly for some reason

How exactly is this possible

fire engine just drove past

drunk women are the worst

Vaporeon

>7811 miles away

not too far then

my gf doesnt know about the drugs i do (shes just into smoking weed monthly or so) and i hope she never discovers haha

>dart
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don't worry senpai. a lot of stuck up ontario girls hack darts like no tomorrow

clarineto

>tfw no coke left and starting to come down
getting a bit upset now

amaretto

>not wanting to do drugs with gf
f︃am

I can't believe people publically advertise themselves as this

I mean ye water sexual liberation and all that but jesus christ have some class/self respect

That's what you get for doing stimulants

everybody calls them darts t. maritimes

the old days were much better, just 5 activities every 2 weeks

>That's what you get for doing stimulants

A FUCKING SWAN

need a bf

should i go to the open tommorow lads

either irish or british depending on their feelings I guess

all this smoking talk makes me want to roll a cig and smoke it on my balcony desu

How do you prove you did 35 hours?

rate my new poem

blood on the floor
eyes sewn shut
he's been shown the door

walk that long old road
a mysterious way to end
everything you can hold

the touch used to be real
then the real came
and now you cannot feel

Watching are Zoe in in your eyes
Bout tae greet man

>never done coke before
>brother says it's like a caffeine x100 feeling for a bit then that's it

is this true?

same here, wheeling too. lot of words get shuffled in here with the hockeyflowsnipecelly culture

Girl?

need a bf that wants to play golf and have a few pints after

yeah but with universal credit its really just half an hour of writing if you want to be lazy

no one is actually doing 35 hours of job search in a week.

might just off myself desu

well you're meant to record everything you do, nothing stopping you from exaggerating it though

would the reddit flags spackers please vacate
thank you

i cant see her doing mdma or ket with me honestly. mby we could be on a mellow cloud together if we take benzos haha

your gf is toot

gimme 2 cards

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wew

religion of peace

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whurr sayin bud

Need a friend with breasts and all the rest

having:
a bag of malteasers
a glass of pink lemonade with ice cubes

present given that you have a vagina

CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN/10

>is this true?
Yeah pretty much.
It also immediately sobers you up no matter how drunk you are which is pretty wacky - although you're still drunk and acting like an idiot, your vision becomes clear again and you feel like you can think more clearly.

i have a boigina ripe for the taking xox

*swipes them*

PACKIN A BOMB THERE EH?

what drugs do you do?

rolled a perfect cig first time even though i haven't rolled for months, very impressive

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Listening to this when I went to sleep, was out so quick.

ANYONE??

it's because people usually determine how "drunk" they are by how sedated they feel, stims counteract the sedation so you stop feeling as drunk even though you still are