/bodies of Sup Forums

Let's see how different bodies look from country to country and how much similar people from different parts of the world look to others from their part of the world.

I'll start, pic related is me

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El haitiANO would like this

>dem pancake nipples

How much weight did you lose? You have more stretchmarks then my pregnant wife

also mirin hair genetics

o-ok

Posting the most important part

Put a shirt and you look good

Ugly nipples, the rest is ok

Post tummy

I want to lick your asshole

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youtube.com/watch?v=XH0CSzdHwg0
do you know this man?

of course but you love it, sloot

>posts lewd pic
>gets lewd replies
>pretend you weren't asking for it

Shish is shish, laik dededede iu cnov dadada uorl its... dada fing dat tu spiching uen talching uitt pipol, dududuiu anderstend nau?

are you trying to tell me you do know this man?

I'll lick your asshole AND take you out to dinner

ies amtraingg d d d d ecsplain egslattli dedededet

American dinner?

French or Italian
I have standards

Me

Me

This is very strange for me
Americans say "let's go eat Mexican, we go to eat Chinese, we go to eat Indian"
We just say "let's eat"

My Maritimer Canadian body desu

If we're not going out to a restaurant "let's eat" is normal but if a restaurant is involved there's usually options so you need to be specific to let them know what type of restaurant
that makes sense yeah?

Mine

Nice tummy senpai

Don't think a wig will deter anyone from thinking you're not paired with a set of cock n' balls.

You're on Sup Forums. We see right through you, Paolo.

>hairless "men"

Fucking manlet.

Thanks habibi

Being hairy is disgusting desu, I don't understand how anyone can live with having pubic hair all the up to their chest

No problem haboob

>being hairy is disgusting
t. Prepubescent boy

>I don't understand how anyone can live with having pubic hair all the up to their chest
In a manly fashion and with a sack

Want to check?

>dem stretchmarks

did you lose like 100 points?

pounds*

Posting Estonian from /balt/ :3

I'd shave it off if I ever get it sometime in the future but I doubt it, I don't know anyone from my family line who is that hairy

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yes

Why is Esti always Besti at everything

I asked to Alberto

idk, there're many handsome bois on /balt/ for some weird reason.

no one cares about Alberto
I want your ass

But Alberto is so sexy

go ahead and bully me

Lies
Alberto is a fat old man
You don't look bad friend

delet this

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no
post more butt sloot

No

Nice tattoo, not much else is visible so I can't rate ;;;;;;;;)

but you like the attention

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But user, I can't show you everything
I'll get banned

Slut. Now post butt.

As long as its not CP janitors won't care, trust me why would I lie to you

Monkey Reporting in
t. macaquinho barbosa

oh.. a trap, nevermind

be nice ;^)

n-n-nevermind

Would whip until you're bleeding and crying desu

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show us the diqq!

Is this what they call revenge porn? at least show some skin faggot

what are your prolactine levels?

I said nice, finland

don't be silly, flip

damn I would throat fuck the tonsils out of you :∆)

Normal, not too much.
unlike your melanin levels

I would cum three times before she'd even remove her panties

>she

>those moles on cheek

yuck. Lips are ok though

Put some god damn concealer on those moles and i'd let you suck my dick

ew, disgusting nigger.

that's fucking hilarious coming from a slav m8

>tfw still can't fix my shitty posture after half a year of trying

>

Looks kinda black

>let
>implying you wouldn't be begging for any kind of physical contact with another human

disgusting

Skeleton go away, it's not even close to halloween. You're scaring the kids.

go search for nigger's attention on /afr/, this is white right wing board, no one would tolerante your ape race here like in your niggerish Am*rica.

>>implying you wouldn't be begging for any kind of physical contact with another human

We're not all Moroccans m8, speak for yourself.

I'm Cuban

Please be in miami

>that TATTOO AND THOSE NAILS

-1/10

That hit hard bro :(

Timestamp or gtfo desu

>tattoos, nails, rings
-10/10

>Canada suddenly has standards

Yes there are some pathetic NEETs and losers from Canada on this board giving us a bad name but most Canadians are respectable people

was just down there a few weeks ago

trashy as fuck

>this is white right wing board
lol even if this was true
>slavs
>white
top kek
even your nazis say you aren't white/european

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What's up with those circles around the boobs, is that another tattoo?

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>You don't look bad friend
Lying to him is bullying.

you really need to work on your posture

My posture is fine. I was just trying to show off, mang.

Also
>Grills posting near nude shots
>Other guys flexing and shit
>Lewd posting for miles
>Post my pic
>Have the bantz
>Get temporarily banned

W-what did I do to deserve this?

>expecting Sup Forums mods/janitors to not be faggots
they banned me for posting condolences for france during the paris attacks

>they banned me for posting condolences for france during the paris attacks
You sick fuck

Posting my pic again, but not going to brag, because I think that's what got me banned the first time...

[spoiler]Pls no bully, mods[/spoiler]

Very nice senpai

Was me about 2 to 3 months ago. I actually got slightly weaker since summer began because I began cutting. (Cutting, as in "cutting bodyfat", not "cutting myself").