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me lads

caran

what went wrong?

Does online dating work? What sort of girls use it?

Height can honestly make or break a man. There have been SO FUCKING MANY good looking men I've seen who have lost so many points because they were manlets. I'm not even joking.

I saw a guy today who was really good looking but short as fuck with a girls body. Maybe he still gets fanny but if he was 5'11+ he would be rolling in it.

I'm 6ft and good looking and honestly feel blessed. Manlets try to say that height doesn't matter if you have confidence and shit, but it does matter. I'm not even a woman and can see how much of a determent being short is.

Serbians love venezuela.........

she's like 50 duude

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Tim would rather they didnt send him fanmail

Someone PLEASE send him a picture of Kev, my ballsack would explode

Job Centre on Monday
Driving lesson on Tuesday
Laser on Wednesday

Busy few days for Poleaboo

Who sent Tim the bear? very nice desu. Might send him this one

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crazy boring fat or with child

for allah, who is her???

5 ft 2 guy here

i get shitloads of pussy it really make you stand out. girls think you're cute. and you can always find girls your height too if you're as small as i am. my best gfs have always been about my height.

yeah, i'm gonna deny that fact, i'm quite good-looking but women have very little interest in someone my height. don't really feel like an adult and makes me believe i could never be a proper parental figure. i have honestly got so many faults, i don't feel i should pass my genes

im not actually short, I just dont really appreciate all the bullying that goes on

>Laser on Wednesday
getting a new school uniform lad?

thicc

just got out of a 5 hour skype call with a yank girl ahahah

>crazy
What kind of crazy?

>boring
Can deal with boring.

>fat
I am overweight myself so I am not going to say no to overweight girls unloess they are obese tier.

>with child
Like looking for someone to pay for their bairn?

Getting my facial hair removed

Booked in for another patch test

and pirates want to deport her.........

here you go friend

>when you cum and she immediately tries to kick you off while you're in the middle of an orgasm

FUCK OFF. When you're cumming you need to keep stroking to intensify the orgasm. If you kick me off AS SOON as I cum you are literally killing 50% of the orgasm.

getting my daily dose of Feminist Frequency and The Young Turks

tbf though i often see manlets with girls

literally why
get a better hobby

fixed

:(

thinkin bout thicc

send tim a bear dressed like kev

>There's no one new around you

AHHHHHH

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really loving this reworking of a classic

close to tears here

are all arab girls like her???

>literally why
because I'm trans

>get a better hobby
Being trans isn't a hobby

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No, over 60% of Arab girls are obese because they are not allowed to exercise.

>because I'm trans

no you aren't, maybe some people are but you are just confused and looking for an escape

also clearly mentally ill

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all Mediterranean people look the same
though they usually look good

Enjoy your inevitable suicide lad.

>when you're walking in the street and make eye contact with some beta males woman and she can't help but stare at you knowing you could give her so much more than the 'man' she's with
>he can't do anything but avoid eye contact with you and give you the 'ol shifty eyes' because he knows you're much more of a man than he is

This gets me off so much.

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>14:29

>my brother has mental health problems not me

His whole family is like this? There's another Timothy Byrne somewhere in the world?

not an argument

Maybe I am looking for an escape and maybe this is it
So what's wrong with that?

Regardless you don't know my life and you're not a psychiatrist or gender therapist

I was planning on dying next year before all this anyway

lovely c:

he showed a picture of him and his brother as kids

ohh my dick :s

saw this one arab girl at my work
she hard her hijab on and clothes that attempted to downplay her body (but failed)

she had this bodytype where her upper body was really slender but her hips were HUGE and her but was really round and perky but not fatty

she was trying to be conservative by the look of it but it was like some Doujin where her body was rebelling against her lifestyle by becoming even more full and voluptuous

her tits looked like they would have been nice as well but she had them pretty well covered up by a scarf

devillish tim

so much optimism before the dentist started messing him about

Might message this kinda cubby but also kinda qt girl on tinder lads

Never done this before though dunno what to say

>not knowing about the Tesco story arc

post her profile and I'll give you the goods

what are some good british comedy movies? we don't get exposed to your comedy that much and im sure theres at least a few good movies.... i saw the inbetweeners movies and enjoyed them 2bh

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good night my angels. sweet dreams

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what did he mean by this?

kevin are you alright
do you need help
why are you walking towards me
KEVIN

The janny who has issues with Poleaboo is active between 4pm-12am it seems, maybe a little later and earlier some days

it was sainsburys wasnt it?

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Four Lions

Poleaboo has watched it several times

He would like to come out, he's gay

what's her name?

Real wagecuck hours

>gender therapist
dont buy into the memes lad. that is not a thing

I do know your life because you spend all your time sharing details of it for over a year now.
looking for escape and choosing to pretend to be a girl to do is just insane and wrong, even being a drug addict is a healthier option

also I am a master at human psychology

matched with a girl on tinder who actually looks like an alien

nice body but very large head

Emily

Anyone here interested in playing hockey? I myself travel from galway to Belfast to play and train, not getting home till around 4/5am I play for a team based in Dublin.

Be great to get a few interested.

Would you play ice hocky with Kev?

GETTING MI-YYYYYYY
DAILY DO-OOOSE

>tfw no star wars watching, pokemon playing and garlic bread eating gf

I hate hokey

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Hi lads :3

Really thinking about having a tug right now lads

incidentally ... how exactly were millions of gommieblog-fleeing ashkenazis actually able to just randomly set up shop in (what is now) Israel??

whatever your opinions on the israel/palestine issue ... or the glaringly obvious fact they survive solely off Murkn tax dollars ... how were they actually just able to pick out a specific plot of land in the desert and make that their new state?

who owned it prior to them claiming it? Jordan? Lebanon? genuinely curious lads

>not getting home till around 4/5am

that's some dedication

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ugh

It's ok ruby, I don't fancy you any more

pretty sure that's illegal in canada

want to worship a girls bumhole lads

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You don't know about my early life

as a young child and teen I also wanted to be female

I've been repressing for so long, please just support me

My life being in the state it is in has just given me the courage to pursue what I want without caring about the consequences

i want to fuck your mom

Tried to pick ones you've unlikely seen:

In The Loop - Political comedy, but partly takes place in America

Four Lions - English muslims attempt a Jihad

Death at a wedding - You want the 2007 one, not the US remake from 2010.

Withnail & I - Two out of work actors try to go on a country holiday

so many chinese cities look very nice

cant in good conscience support what is clearly self destructive behaviour

this is england

>vaped almost a full tank of oil in a day

;-;

>Four Lions

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The wolf outside my door don't need any more of my blood.

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Worst case I fuck up my liver with the Cypro and become infertile
Regardless though I didn't plan on living for more than another year

So transitioning is not self-destructive, it's actually increasing my life span

dumb pirate frogposter...

Hand over the English gfs and no one gets hurt

how much nicotine is that?

New match lads

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snatch if you haven't seen it