Ask a bored female mexican anything

Ask a bored female mexican anything.

are you chubby ?

Are you a good Roman Catholic girl?

do you go outside ever

>female

What is the meaning of life?

Are you ready to help build a wall?

No. I weight 40 kilograms

How many of your family members have been beheaded?

Why mexicans are fat and short?
Are you fat and short?

Beside tits or GTFO

Are you a qt? If so, would you marry me?

I am actually atheist.

estefania?

I have a friend in Mexico City who could give you a nice dicking if you need it

Hey gul yuu wan som fuk???

tits or gtfo

will you post pictures in this thread

Me

What country do you want a boyfriend?

Meh. Doesn't really matter.

hi boys! it's me! ask a bored english boy anything haha! ;)

That's bad

Malvinas when ?

why are all latina girls literally fucking bat shit insane in some way, literally all
I've had experiences with Ecuador, Mexico, Argentina, Peru, Costa Rica

all the fucking same

Will you post feet pics?

So what does matter?

Yes I do.

How often do you get fucked?

I don't really care about the nationality here, but I do like him to be nice to me. Heck, if it were to me I would even date someone from Africa (not being racist here)

will you be my gf?

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Would you date a fat guy?

t.

He is italian.

Depends on how fat. If he is just chubby then it is okay, but if he is morbbidly obese, then nope.

But I like the Falklands...

yes, but is he white?

Face w/ timestamp or gtfo

Fucking bigot

>Morelia
You could probably find yourself a homeless whore for a lot cheaper user
t. Guy who goes to Morelia for cheap vacations

cual es tu posición favorita?

>goes to Morelia for cheap vacations
What do you do there?

vacation cheaply lmfao

t. "fat joao" as they call him in the favelas

all the little favela monkeys jump on his tummy

Timestamp pls

No, but what do you do there? Fuck whores,go rock climbing, stay in your hotel room all day etc?

Would you date a skinny guy?

Capo,una sola cosa non più vorrei dirti,m'ha aggradato molto il tuo post,sul serio,è un dei più sensazionali che ho visto per il momento,è un'opera d'arte,senza esagerare,è qualcosa che potrebbe esser stata fatta dallo stessissimo Da Vinci,la genialità che possiede sì può notare da kilometri di distanza,neanche la peggiore delle male lingue potrebbe mai dire che non ci troviamo di fronte ad una maestosità visibile una volta ogni mille anni.Non ho mai visto in tutti i miei anni di vita qualcosa di tale magnitudine, provoca una sensazione indescrivibile,un'allegria immensa sebbene non abbia fatto alcuna azione,un sentimento raro da incontrare però fantastico,qualcosa come una brezza in un calorosa estate,o vedere l'allegria di un bimbo aprendo i suoi regali di natale,o semplicemente stare con la persona che più amiamo. Se tutti i post del mondo fossero come questo,non ci sarebbero guerre,non ci sarebbe dolore,oblìo,tristezza.Alzeremmo la testa ed intonando un canto all'unisono,come coro di arcangeli diremmo: ''Io credo nel domani

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>40 kilograms


are you sick?

Mostly visit distant relatives or go whichever hick town is hosting a festival in that state. Went to a bullfight in Morelia and a bunch of leftists tried protesting the stadium. Fireworks are pretty fun around September, Christmas, and New Years. Mexican pussy is relatively easy to pull

If you ever go south of the border, NEVER eat at any American franchises. I was so disgusted with KFC, that I gave most of a bucket and an entire order of coleslaw to some homeless orphans because I couldn't stomach it. Best to get food from street vendors or guys selling it out of their own garages

>No. I weight 40 kilograms
thank you ms skeltal

Where from?

OP do you watch novelas?

>I would even date someone from Africa
This is bait.

Hey buena mamacita, want me to stick my cucaracha in your fajita?

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

>Their women aren't manlet breeders
She's probably no taller than 1.60 m (5'3")

t. 1.70 manlet

proofs

damn...you're short as fuck

Holy shit pressed the 0 instead of the 9 kek

I'm 1.79 but I'm still a manlet

Would you date another girl? :3

How do you feel about the whole "Wall" thing?

¿Tienes mas pinta de criolla o de panchita?

Fotos.

Why are you attention whoring here?

Would you date a big strong Australian rugby player :3

isn't the average height of the Mexicans even shorter thanks to our mongoloid gene?

Are Filipinos primo

y-yes

Where is the TV remote?

Do you like small penises?

>ask me anything
>doesn't answer anything

Would you date a short scrawny Chicano twink?

typical mexican woman

No, mongol.

She's fine

supposedly yes. Indios here are the shortest fuckers you can find, practically dwarves (mestizos aren't as short as them, but still there are many who are short). Thank goodness I was lucky to be tall, 188 cm (not sure about my ancestry, the only thing i know is that great grandfather was a 199 cm guy.

TI AMO

mistyped. ancestor was 193 cm

He was a big guy

wow you are literally a giant

How can I become a Mexican?

PLEASE

POST LIPS

POST TONGUE

For you

you have to go down to burgerland and mess with some americans, take a job they couldn't get and then say godbless leafland and fuck america in their face

wow, that is...depressing...are we really that short on average? damn!!!

POST FEET

shhhiiiiiieeetttt...no

Please

Pls be my gf. I can give you a greencard.

if i build a glory hole on trumps wall will you pleasure me

Damn bitch eat a hamburger

I'm from Mexico - Bajio and my height is 1,78m. Those dwarves are the fuckers from the capital.

>a manlet calling people dwarves

lmao

I'm taller than you and even though I'm not chilango I live here at Mexico City for school purposes and let me tell you, in any metro trip you'll have a lot of these "dwarves" towering over you