>tfw no arbys >tfw no carl jrs >tfw no dairy queen >tfw no dunkin donuts >tfw no long john silvers >tfw no applebees >tfw no baskin robbins >tfw no bubba gump shrimp company >tfw no buffalo wild wings >tfw no checkers >tfw no cheesecake factory >tfw no chick fil a >tfw no chilis >tfw no chipotle >tfw no churches >tfw no dairy queen >tfw no dennys >tfw no fatburger >tfw no five guys >tfw no hardees >tfw no in n out >tfw no jack in the box >tfw no little caesars >>tfw no olive garden >tfw no papa johns >tfw no red lobster >tfw no sizzler (anymore) >tfw no steak n shake >tfw no tgi fridays >tfw no taco bell >tfw no waffle house >tfw no wendys (that serves anything other than icecream) >tfw no whataburger >tfw no white castle
Americans literally choose from 100000000s of different places to eat everyday while my choice is between mcdonalds and subway.
out of all those only whataburger and olive garder I'd eat at anymore, but all of those are really good
Gabriel Garcia
Olive Garden* oh, and add Zaxby's on there btw
Aiden Cox
>long john silvers >good
consider your perspective on this situation
Angel Cruz
I haven't been to several of these places and many in years, and some only once
that's why I'm sure he'd find something he thoroughly enjoyed in all of them though
Thomas Gonzalez
>when your in india and we have TGI Fridays and Dunkin-donuts
Jordan Rodriguez
Seriously? I've got a good half of those within 10 kms and I'm stuck in a shitty town in central Mexico right now... Granted there's stuff we don't get here but also some good places you didn't name plus, you know, a good couple dozen domestic chains/franchises, just how shitty is Australia?
William Jenkins
...
Blake Jenkins
yea its almost like you are our neighbor
when i was in mexico i was literally watching my MLB team play on your basic cable you guys are americanized as fuck
David Kelly
you fuckers have no idea how good you have it
it blows my mind that a coutnry like australia that is americanized as fuck somehow has only 2 fast food chains in the whole country
Wyatt Carter
Why on earth would you want more you fat cunt
Cameron Reyes
We have >kfc >mcdonalds >hungry jacks (rebranded burger king) >subway >3 krsipy kreme stores in the whole state
I want more
Ryan Bailey
shit is good no matter what you say
im not even fat but i fkn love fast food
Leo Evans
>why would you want more choice comrade >why arent you satisfied with the 2 choices provided for you comrade
suck my dick you commie bitch
this. not even fat but a fat burger after a night with friends is unbeatable.
Jayden Gonzalez
I mean honestly this guy is right, I haven't actually had fast food in like 3 year years and it's helped with everything from acne to cumming to confidence to grease
Jayden Foster
the upper middle class american special
'brag how much you dont eat fast food but we all know after weve been drinking were all gonna want to go to the drive thru'
i eat fast food like once a week and im 6'1 155 pounds and im 26 years old
Benjamin Powell
>Wendy's without burgers
What's the point?
Sebastian Nelson
But Senpai I really like the burguers/shakes at Johnny Rocket's...
That can't be true, no Burguer King or Pizza Hut? I'm willing to bet there's a lot more than you think, man even Paris is full of American junk food...
Last time I was in one of those it was sad as fuck, I thought those places died out years ago...
Lincoln Sullivan
W WHATABURGER A T A B U R G E R
Jeremiah Watson
>wendys in australia >tiny little kiosk that does ice creams in malls
Kevin Perez
India's becoming more and more Americanized and materialistic, especially among young adults. literally people here would do anything to move to america. an indian-american friend of mine told me once that a friend of his asked him if he could teach him the american accent
David Russell
Of course he's wrong, unless he lives in literally Bumfuck, Nowhere there is always more than two take-out/fast food options at any given time. He's just a fat cunt that wants to suck American dick
Levi Myers
>I haven't actually had fast food in like 3 year years
Jace Thompson
Had delivery Red Rooter for dins dins lads Pretty good, though still gutted there's no fried banana
Landon Lee
Buffalo Wild Wings is expensive garbage, only good for the atmosphere Arbys is ass and gross, but the curly fries are amazing Dairy Queen sucks ever since they got rid of their marshmallow milkshake, fuck you DQ Dunkin Donuts is more of an East Coast thing, I have Krispy Kreme and it's bretty good Never seen a Long John Silvers Applebees is literally a joke here Baskin Robbins is good Bubba Gump is good Wtf is chekcers? Cheesecake factory is godd Chick Fil A is good Chipotle is great Dennys is also a meme, but their twitter is pretty funny Five guys is awesome Most of the Country doesn't have In N Out, it's a California thing but its fucking great Jack in the box sucks Little Caesars sucks Olive Garden sucks Papa Johns is literal shit Red Lobster is great, get the Surf N' Turf Sizzler is okay Wtf is steak n shake TGIF is okay Taco Bell is the worst but you ignore all the other shit Waffle House is okay Wendy's is great, the frosty is the best thing that they have Whataburger is okay I've never seen a white castle.
Anthony Miller
>after a night out with friends i like to go home and eat my kale
fucking pooftahs i swear to god.
we have burger king its just rebranded to hungry jacks in this cunt for soem reason. Also we have dominoes and pizza hut, the hut sucks cock tho.
thats kind of saddening
yeah theres more than two, theres the same 5 no matter where you go. >suck american cock or just wants something other than red rooster you melbournian hipster faggot
>red rooster disgusting
Ryder Long
woah... is this the power... of being insecure in your national identity
op literally just wants a spicy chicken combo from wendys and you are going spastic saying that he wants to suck american dick KEK
Cameron Murphy
I get chicken whenever I go there, the main attraction for me is the Frosty.
Daniel Reyes
the only people afraid of american culture are people who know their culture is such shit it cannot stand up to it and survive.
Andrew Gomez
>wanting more fatty capitalist chains Fucking neck yourself
Michael Phillips
why do people find red rooster disgusting? it's actually quite nice
David Martinez
i just think its funny when australians hate on america, because i have literally never met an american that hates australia irl. we literally love u guys.
Dominic Hill
yeah honestly everything here is sad.
for example, higher education & jobs competitive as fuck because massive population.
that's why every pajeet and their dog wants to move to a western country (esp. america) ASAP because better opportunities
Jonathan King
I live in melbourne which is going through some meme burger craze so it's all good, there are a million places to get delicious burgers and fries
Jeremiah Wilson
>capitalist chains
Julian Turner
>want krispy kreme >have to go to 7/11 and deal with poo in loo employees >they've only got glazed and nothing else
Charles Sanders
Fast food chains
Cooper Davis
>better opportunities Like delivering roast chicken and gravy to inebriated Australians who then post about it on an American anime discussion board
Ryder Mitchell
as opposed to socialist chains right
im not sure, the chicken has no nice sauce on it like nandos, its not charred for flavor, it seems very bland and amazes me and everyone else that they not only stay in business but can occasionally open a new location.
quite sad really, people hate on you guys but then proceed to consume your movies shows music technology food sports books etc etc. Spitting on the hand that feeds you almost. Id have a lot more respect for people who hate america if they didnt exclusively watch american things and even your sports
so if you plan to stay wouldnt that give you a leg up?
Ayden Murphy
White castles are absolutely hideous as food, it's like microwaved small square burguers, but I loved them in Jr high kind of in the same way you can enjoy spam... Didn't eat there anywhere near often so it was more of a threat.
Now that I think of it that kinda applies to most of those places.
Jackson Price
pajeets gotta go somewhere kek
jobs pay peanuts here, another reason to move out of pooinloo-land. i'm not going to tho because i'm sick of dealing with westaboos here who have an extreme fetish for everything western. it's only going to be amplified if i meet an indian-australian
Michael Long
>meme burger craze
i paid $15 for a meme burger the other day, whats the fuck is this absolute craze for burgers sweeping the cities? Everywhere i look its people chasing the latest and most popular burger joint of the week
>he doesnt go to the main krispy kreme store in his state >he doesnt get the donuts before they spend 3 weeks being distriubted to 7/11s
missing out
Luis Gutierrez
I just learned about the spice bag from the pleb food thread, and I have never been so jealous in my life
Joshua Evans
North Korea owns a chain of themed restaurants
Mason Perry
>tfw Bdubs and Wendys started in my city Also you guys hurt my feelings with all your banter so you can never achieve statehood
Daniel Perez
wtf i hate capitalism now
Matthew Barnes
Man that's disgusting, it's not like 7-11 donuts are all that good here but they get delivered daily from their own bakery...
Aaron Gray
Columbus is still total shit, man.
Liam Gray
How so? Good food, good night life, good sports, good nature (as far as flyover states go)
It's literally the gem of the midwest
Ayden Gray
>It's literally the gem of the midwest It's a decent city compared to the rest of Ohio, but it's nothing special. There's more to life than buttchugging with fratbros and watching the Buckeyes brah.
Parker Watson
Pretty sure they are opening a carls Jr in aus soon. May already be open haven't checked in ages
Thomas Fisher
It's easily in the top 10 for best cities in the country though
There's far more to Columbus than buttchugging with fratbros and watching the Buckeyes brah.
Ryan Hernandez
Do Americans have pub culture? Because honestly I'd rather go to a pub for a pot and Parma than any of these places
James Davis
This is now a "what American fast food chains do you have in your country" thread.
We have: McDonalds Burger King
...I actually think that's it...We used to have Starbucks, Subway, KFC, Dunkin donuts but they all failed miserably here.
Jayden Morgan
>pot and parma ?!
Brayden Walker
No one truly hates America.. It's more bitterness knowing that whatever slight piece of Australian culture that remains will be entirely consumed within the next 50 years
Tyler Rogers
>Do Americans have pub culture?
Maybe in the new england area.
Aaron Rodriguez
A pot of beer and a chicken parmigiana, at a pub with friends watching rugby/cricket/afl
Connor Thompson
A small glass of beer and a chicken parmigiana, usually with salad and chips Chicken parmigiana being a chicken schnitzel served with a slice of ham, tomato sauce and melted cheese
If you guys don't hate America, then why do you constantly make America bashing threads? It's supposed to be banter, but we literally have no ammo to fire back with.
Isaiah Moore
Why not just say a glass of beer and a chicken parmigiana?
Ausfags are going to create the first language based entirely on slang.
Brody Adams
Because the less time you take saying useless trivial shit, the more time you have for banter
Carter Cooper
Its all a bit of fun mate, don't go shoot up a high school or anything
Isaac Kelly
But there's a thread up 24/7 talking about how shit America is
It's no surprise so many Americans come to this board exclusively for /cum/
Wyatt Rogers
>he doesn't have a Culvers
Xavier Cook
>mfw double bacon deluxe
Brayden White
Do Australians have outback?
Asher Diaz
Just use metric system, lose weight, stop shooting everyone and you'll stop getting bullied
Austin Sanders
Those 3 reasons are literally why you hate America?
Seems like Ausfags are really shallow people
Michael Bell
Even the Brits have Five Guys. It's not really fair desu
We have Wendys, Carls Jr and Dunkin Donuts though.
Isaac Barnes
Is this just fish and chips with spices?
Landon Myers
>mfw elite midwestern Culvers fan club
Coasties will never know this feel. Where muh great lakes empire boys at
Henry Ortiz
Ohio reporting in
Christopher Evans
>one in the central coast
who the fuck chooses these locations
Owen Jackson
so what do you guys have?
Hunter Ortiz
>nz gets it before we do
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jacob Gray
>2 places to eat in
I pity you, poor 3rdworlder, if you could get here somehow I swear you won't be hungry anymore
Lucas Mitchell
I mean even ever again by that
Ryan Edwards
Here you go, follow burgers.
No pizzas for Australians, I hope you starve and are forced to eat a fucking kangaroo