Mum asks me why I don't have any friends left

>mum asks me why I don't have any friends left
>tell her that I have friends all over the world and talking to them right now

stupid cunt, go back to your 1960s

I am not your friend

Tell ya mum hi

tell your mom I miss her
also not your friend

but we all hate each other here

I am not your friend

wtf is wrong with you guys

I thought we were pals.

Well I'm taking this german who is my friend, and leaving

Fuck you Kraut. I only care about your women.

HAHAHAHAHA
AS IF A POO IN THE LOO COULD GET ANY WOMEN BESIDES THE ONES YOU BOUGHT

I wish all fat disgusting pig germans would die right now, but especially op

double this if your are a filthy kurd you cheeky little shit, kurds aren't even human

There are no friends on the internet, only interests.

OP here
I hate you, you stupid murricunt

>he thinks we are all friends here

ayy lmao

fuck you, I'm OP

Why can't you both be OP?
Germans refusing to share is what caused WW2.

fuck off.
I'm OP.

We've got some (south) indians in the company next door. That stench! That freaking incredible eye-watering, nose-shattering stench of curry and shit.

>Sup Forums is full of some of the greatest people i'll ever know
>tfw it doesn't even matter what cunt we come from, we've proven that we have so much in common
>tfw the rest of the world will never even come near to the level of cultural understanding and international cooperation that we have here
>tfw we've torn down misconceptions and ancient grudges and sit together happily enjoying our days passing together with just each other for company

>tfw you'll probably never meet any of these of these awesome people
>tfw its all because national borders stand in the way of our potential friendships


WHEN YOUR DAY IS LONG
AND THE NIGHT, THE NIGHT IS YOURS ALONE
WHEN YOU'RE SURE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS LIFE, WELL HANG ON

DON'T LET YOURSELF GO
'CAUSE EVERYBODY CRIES
AND EVERYBODY HURTS

good post

wtf I hate germany now

I'm the king you white honkey nigga

aww...germamonkey thinks it's people

DDR Nu-male btfo lmao

drive your forklift simulator off a bridge, Dieter

I'm glad you guys are my friends :)

or ladies lol, i don't discriminate

>guys
>ladies
>not discriminating
As somebody who isn't binary, I find this post highly offensive.

>I have friends all over the world
Yeah, sure you do.

>ladies

this is shameful display of me
i will punish myself for it
i am so sorry you lovely creature of whatever gender or non-gender you choose to identify as. all people are beautiful :)

SOMETIMES

it's mindblasting that I can freely discuss whatever I wish with people from all over the globe in a blink of an aye

hell my interactions with you lot are probably more fruitful and engaging than with my real-life acquaintances with whom we share native language

wtf I am an uglykin you insensitive bastard

>Sup Forums discussions
>fruitful

Whenever i open Sup Forums i hear the Cheers theme

Fuck you.

Maksalaatikko (liver casserole with lingonberries)

will the real OP please stand up

wrong thread

Now this looks like a hearthy meal, rather surprisingly.

>being friends with a G*rman

'no'

>they're not my friends
Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

...

I showed this site to my mother a few weeks ago because I wanted to prove I am not lonely.
As a reaction she voted remain in the EU Referendum, despite being almost beaten to death in an attempted rape by some Polish migrants last year.
When we voted leave she broke into tears because she thinks that the EU controls access to Sup Forums. I haven't corrected her because it is too awkward.

yes we are your friends but
your last sentence is mistake

they are just unhappy
forgive them just like Jesus ordered

too much English...

kek

the good thing about Sup Forums is that I can say what I think without worrying to offend anyone, becasue those who can't handle banter stop coming here sooner or later.

tfw no friend ever

Im your m8

...

OP give steam please .

If you don't regularly interact with them irl then they are not real friends

Why the fuck does my post have a union jack on it? I'm in Ireland.

"Ireland"

On your phone? British provider?
I had a dutch flag while being in belgium and germany too

back then writting a letter to a guy once every two months meant you were his friend desu

You are so redicilous wen you try to separate your stupid tiny irland.

How's the empire?

You should know you are in it.

Did you just arrive in a time machine from the Victorian era? If so then 've got some bad news for you.

>he thinks northern Ireland is independent
>he thinks he is not the lap dog of England

Northern Ireland is a shithole. You can have it, we don't want it.

this mad

>this butterfly

>He thinks his Sup Forums m8s users are his "friends"

*Telegraphs u an emjoi*

i used to touch my own shit just to see how it feels and i regretted it every time

That sort of thing cannot be said anywhere else but here where most of you will understand.
Its kind of poetic

but real friends and internet friends arent the same
for example, you can put your pee pee in real friends, and you cant do the same to the internet friends
another example is you can get real physical work done with real friends and you cant do such things with internet friends

since putting pee pee in and working certain things are pretty much the only things i need people for.... having internet friends basically does not even count

>went on int
>only stupid general threads
>found some interesting thread but there are 2 americans who arguing about shit they completely don't understand
>their posts like 1k symbols long
>the only good thing was some australian spamed "be american get shot" and burgers got mad
This place is a monument of human stupidity 2bh

I'm your friend OP
And I'll be there FOR YOU

and its beautiful

It's like a bad car accident. You can't help but look.

>having friends on internet

No.

She meant RL, F2F friends.

What do the 1960s have to do with it?

...

...

I hate being around Americans too much and come here for the non-American experience

>tfw I have to get off and go into the 'real world"

HOW ABOUT DAT FOOTBALL GAME LAST NIGHT?? HOW ABOUT THAT DUKE TEAM>???

I'll be glad to put my pee pee in you if you want

*stands up*

I am your friend kraut

Had a giggle

I wouldn't consider shitposting and posting the current hot new memes "talking" really.

I'm not your pal, pal.

Why not? Memeing is a way of communication as valid as anything really. You really need to cool your head, hothead.

R A R E

Does anyboby wandings to be funlandS frend :D:D:D???????

Sure mammi soumi lanka

It's more like when you're in the loony bin nad you shout something and the other retards shout it back at you until they get distracted by something else. This place is basically just that.

Looks VERY nice.

URU-GAY-AY :D:D FUG :---DDD

Quite rude, Sup Forums can have serious discussions, depending on the board you are (really what kind of retard expect a semi intellectual discussion in Sup Forums with flags?)

Well of course, I thought we were talking specifically about Sup Forums here. This place has pretty much lost it's purpose since /his/ was made.

Well at least you watch anime, so that means that you are of the better part of Sup Forums. Sup Forums has "serious" (if you consider serious discussing about a series) discussions. Anyway Sup Forums is a memeboard like anyone, but I still like shitposting here.

>see these posts
>feel good
>go post somewhere else
>">white"
>"ARGENTINA IS BLACK"
>"falklands"
>"cristina kirchner"

you people are dicks desu

Oh please, Argie bullying is so 2014 and below.

shut UP leaf

Let's get back at these fuckers. Hit me up, fampai.

I am not your friend.