So user I heard you have been talking shit about Australia on the internet, is this true?

>so user I heard you have been talking shit about Australia on the internet, is this true?

Kangaroo jack?

no

Yes, what you gonna do about it? Call your mum?

I'd n-never!

I'm sorry
But I wonder why kangaroo allow Australian to eat them despite kangaroo are so strong

I hear Kangaroos are big pests in Australia. Like deer are in the US.
Can anyone confirm?

For the same reason you guys hunt big ass whales to eat them. We're just stronger than the things we hunt I guess.

strewth mate they're bloody everywhere

They're pretty much everywhere. Totally harmless assuming you don't pester them. I've never run over one but I've seen kangaroo roadkill when I drive on the freeways.

Do you come from the land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!

No, Kangaroo Jacked.

what does one do if they approach you like this? play dead?

>dank flute solo

no
i never
i like you

These sheepfuckers been talkin shit bout 'Straya mate?

>play dead
worst mistake ever to do around kangaroos

Dunno about pests but they need to be regularly culled. Good eating luckily.

No. If they think you're dead they will try to have sex with you.

Put a tree between you and the roo until it gets bored with your pussy humanly ways and fucks off. The way they lean back on their tail and kick with their legs means you're pretty sweet if you're not standing directly in front of it.

[spoiler]Is that a bad thing?[/spoiler]

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Alpha as fuck