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news.sky.com
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youtube.com
twitter.com
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first for everyone is gay
k-pop out
Bethany
>temperatures forecast to hit 30 degrees plus by midweek
JUST
>new
fucking hope so
Not sure m8, try another spoof app
send help
fuck that, might pull a sicky (all week).
paki
Bringing the weather with me
Too warm
your snails are gonna be nice and warm now jacques
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
Im dying atm
The humidity is too much
>sitting in kitchen
>hear people walking by talking
>hungover af so I don't want to hear that shit
>say 'shut the fuck up please' sort of to myself but actually quite loudly
>kitchen window is open
>they hear me and stare for a second
fucking kek
trolling Sup Forums again
LOL
coming back to the old blighty thainonce? remember we frown on that sort of thing back home so you better tone it down
Memezy
u mad?
>25c tomorrow
Cannot cope
Thailad are you here?
I need to ask you a question about computers and downloading things from webpages.
Unless you're a celebrity or a paki*
am supportive
Lilith Lust today lads
alri then
tfw born explorer but everything is already explored
there's plenty of deep ocean to have a look at lad.
You can always explore my anus.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
how do i conceal my vast collection of disgusting pornography?
>not exploring the far reaches of the human mind
Open your third eye my brother
literally gotta be a top 0.001% marine scientiest to ever get that opportunity, and as much as I hate to admit it i'm just not that good.
traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
>nice and nephew watching some kids show based off the lion king
>lions chase these aardvark things out of their lands because they thought they were hyenas
>turns out they ate termites and now the lions trees start collapsing
>go to invite them back once they realized their mistake
>the aardvarks all have new york jew accents
ahh, yes. zionist allegories in kids shows
what about space x
>traversing through south american jungles documenting landscapes and fauna and flora though. that would be my shit
Alright I'll try to explain as best I can.
Some websites that host audio files don't just have a link to the file URL sitting in the page source. To get a link I have to click play, open Firefox's Inspector thing and then go to the network tab.
Within that tab I find a link that has been generated which has a key and a signature and all sorts of shit which provides access to the file. If I copy THAT link (with the sig, key etc) then I can download the file directly.
My question is, what do I need to learn about in order that I could write a program which could load a page and simulate a person clicking play in order to generate a link with a valid key + signature?
An example of what I am talking about:
This page hosts an audio:
>chirb.it
But the URL of the file I had to find within the network tab of my browsers inspector is this:
>audio.chirbit.com
And the only way I could get that link was by actually pressing play.
Thanks.
literally the only reason I'm going to get out of bed today is to buy alcohol before tesco shuts at 5pm
>zionist allegories in kids shows
from whom?
well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
same point as here
I will never get into nasa or ESA.
fuck off this doesn't even apply here
fucks sake she said "we should see eachother over summer" I said "okay let me know when you're out in town" she said "yeah let me know when you're out in town"
how the fuck am i meant to respond
very very very very very bad edition
Very low turn-out levels in my recent polls. Troubling.
>fuck off this doesn't even apply here
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>There are ACTUALLY middle-class and lower people in this thread
Revolting
>his Tesco shuts at 5PM
What barren wasteland do you live in m8? My tesco is open to 22:00 literally every day.
>well still, there's plenty of places in the world that may have been explored but still relatively undocumented.
ok i'll try find them, maybe solve the mystery of easter island once and for all
Have you got a degree? Biology, ecology (with biological recording), geography, plant science or zoology could all lead you to doing something like that. Hell there are tons of horticultural bursaries for plant expeditions alone.
problem?
haha okay ill do
"actually scratch that, how about we just plan to go for a drink some time"
why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
> gf is an adamant believer in "reflexology" to diagnose medical problems
oh fucking hell I thought she was normal
24 hours for me
It's Sunday you mong
what are sunday trading laws
you are no doubt referring to a small tesco convenience shop
You could write a macro script for something like that, this doesn't require any previous programming knowledge: autoitscript.com
Just run it inside a virtual machine to target what you need and run the appropriate actions.
my degree is biological sciences but I just cannot seem to get work in the field, I don't have any connections. I have mates how go off to guyana and shit all the time doing jungle stuff but they hate me now and I honestly don't know where to begin. Might email some old tutors and see about volunteering or something
Sunday trading hours you mong
1. Upper middle class
2. Upper class
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3. Elite
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901. Middle class
90001. Lower class
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9000999. Working class
>looking at porn site
>see The Jungle Book
>it's the disney movie in full for no particular reason
>people in the comments bewildered and angry
>why you being such a negatron, man can't talk about his passion?
>Poleaboo just ate 3 packets of crisps
Kill me
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havent had a wank in 2 months. not even on nofap or anything, jus not feeling it nahmean
>tfw realising I'm not talented enough to make something of myself and will be a middling desk jockey for the rest of my career
Someone post that really big juicy chebbed bbc reporter
Telling me not speak on MY OWN EXPERIENCE as a black woman from an oppressive culture, in another oppressive culture. Wow, okay. Cool.
fucking hell that audio is so nonce kill yourself
thaiboy what do you think of this lappy?
i'm blue
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
do working class even exist anymore?
cease this
*downs a bottle of absinthe*
bet you cant do that
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paki
>tfw have 3 children
>they are all girls
WHY AM I CURSED WITH A WEAK SEED
watching some poor bloke get done up the bum by a madwoman with a dildo strapped to her
Playing some Super Stickman Golf 3 on my phone.
my mate drank absinthe at a party and kept thinking it was really funny to get his willy out
To be fair it was really funny
tell me where you from innit
its ok for the money. you could be posting nonsense on Sup Forums in no time at all
No, you're either middle class or underclass.
age?
follow up: why do you have so many kids at such a young age?
or
why the fuck are you on Sup Forums at your age
Stop cheaping out and get a MBP
*pop 6mg of xanax*
haha whats up
> cease this
Trying to think of a funny and witty post but I just can't do it.
How do you all come up with posts the way you do? Is it just practice? Is there a certain tone or prose?
>working class povvos trying their best to convince themselves they are middle class
oh honey...
it's a roleplay you melt
>white people
>working in factories and shit
yeah nah cunt
this
tired