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Bomb Germany edition

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karen

It just occurred to me.

When they meet again Simba is a virgin, but Nala will have been getting it weekly from Scar as the alpha for years.

Scar cucked Simba for years

>Got a really sick outfit planned for tomorrow
>Probably going to be overcast and rainy

You're rover the limit

bit gay

where are you going f︃am?

1. Mexico
2. France
3. Ireland
4. Iceland
*****POWERGAP*****
5. USA
6. Canada
7. Denmark
8. Sweden
9. Th**l*nd

work famz

thailad is top notch you cunt

haha you're a wageslave

is the lad looking for a backpack still here

Who laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know. Who stretched a measuring line across it? On what were its footings set, or who laid its cornerstone — who shut up the sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb, the clouds its garment and wrapped it in thick darkness, fixed limits for it and set its doors and bars in place.

Have you journeyed to the springs of the sea or walked in the recesses of the deep? Have you seen the gates of the deepest darkness? Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth? Tell me, if you know all this.

Surely you know, for you were already born! You have lived so many years!

I'm still a straight white CIS male

Watching The Chase lads
Chebs on Tyldesley

life situation rankings:
>literally obscenely rich and powerful
>salaryman
>wage slave
NORTHERN POWERGAP
>being a filthy NEETroach

What do you work as?

Fuck off you nonce

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Bad timing for Molly's latest. Uploaded just as 3 more cops were shot. He must be FUMING

>330ml bottle of coke

doesn't exist

he wipes my ass

me at the top

machine operator at a call center

So you'll be indoors anyway

Ask someone who just marathoned two episodes of Rome anything.

whats the difference between salary man and wage slave? is salary man a work obtained with a degree etc while wage slave is filling up shelves type of stuff?

good guests

Thoughts?

Glass ones

Spending your paycheck at your birthday in London?

self-employed vs not

ahh yes the benzo hiccoughs

...

one of my favourite reddit memes is when there's a serious ama such as with someone who was tortured in guantanamo and the top rated question is "whats ur favourite sandwich? :)"

just been offered a job

wage slave is usually hard labour or just shit work for a meager pay

salary man is a white collar with a better pay

me in the suit

beautiful

ah, should have said.

The authorities have been notified

Used to think people saying the potato famine were saying potato family and thought they were a family of irish people who loved potatoes so much they ate them all or something.

What other weird things did you believe as a kid?

Hahahahahahhahahahaha this just happened a minute ago

>tfw salary man

(You) will do this particular job for (Me)

>Mufasa speaks to simba from the afterlife
>uses the opportunity to bitch at him for being a NEET

lel

not a fan. and mixed races look objectively better (rihanna)

...

wages are an hourly rate and is usually menial/service jobs. Salaries are typically office jobs and paid better. There are a few shit jobs with salaries but there are pretty much 0 good jobs that are paid hourly

Mexico is a fucking dreadful poster, almost as bad as Sweden.

Learn a lesson today, lads

>Just finished a two week entrance exam course
>Met this qt, young, blonde Irish bird
>She's a dental nurse and wants to become a dentist
>She's gorgeous, seemed very quiet, mature, dedicated, modest, and was pleasant to talk to. Loved her smile and her accent.
>She struggled even with basic mathematics, though I brushed it off as she seemed studious regardless
>"She'd make a great wife", I thought to myself

>Finished the course, said our goodbyes
>Get home and search her up on facebook
>Worst fears are confirmed; she's none other than a slag.
>Cakes herself in make up that brings her looks down from a 9 to a 5
>Pictures of her in slag dresses, out drinking with the girlies, vapid selfies, at the Apple store, shopping at Louis Vuitton, etc.


Ah yes, nurses.

Fuck off it's

1.Thailad
2.Ireland
3.France
4.Iceland
5.Sweden
6.Aussie
7.Denmark

Powergap

8. USA
9. Mexico

9000. Canada

>my direct /brit/ concurrent is a normie

arooooo

haha top banter!

i believed i would become an adult at age 20

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>tfw no Keri Sable gf

hahaha

>Come on Bill. Why you using "SJW" as a derogatory term? I thought you were a good guy?

denmark is the best real JF on brit

Ireland and straya are literally johnny english

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only fuck that hit hard lmoaaaa

;_;

rate my F I T T

Going to France tomorrow famalam. Just told my gf what motorboating is.

mine is constantly referencing the worst /r9k/ memes no matter how irrelevant it is

everything is there

someone's taken the ocado sticker off the door

used to believe in a super-being that controls everything

really makes you think

it is what it is

>Don't you not
Make when were you don't sound like a autismo spacker and maybe I'll do it.

Fuck off you leftie cunt
It's objectively the frog (s)

[cleft/10]

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what did he mean by this?

russian diplomat/10

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Bloody good edition lad

We NEED to save him

he's getting in on the classic english banter i reckon

where are you staying?

>just talking to each other
>no good discussion
>asking stupid shit like "whats difference between wages and salaries" when a simple fucking google would tell them

nah i'll take denmark cheers

he's communist cancer and you're baiting for yous

*warps into thread wearing hooded robe so you can't see my face*

boom bye bye in a batty bwoy ead

Top lel the absolute madman

This is all Hitler wanted

i have literally seen him passionately defend capitalism on here

just cos he's not racist doesnt mean hes a commie you fucking retarded rorke

cock in hand watching the latest shoe0nhead vid

my breasts have gotten puffy

>Sorry - you can only post one PM on your first day as a member.

Frogs, Aussie, Danes and Icelad are the only good posters tbf

Her chebs are unreal. Look at her instagram.

Shame she's being fucked by a T*rk

premium bants

enjoying your trip home to london comrade? Thailad will be home tomorrow to join you.

Every single Danish post is "silly opinion that goes directly against the /brit/ hive mind"
He's fucking boring, the frogs have grasped our banter

need to use an intercom to get into the office tomorrow
how do they work lads?
do you press the button once or hold it down?

the best banter is that which pisses the most people off

she's a fucking rotter mate

not to mention she's a pandering little sket trying to be boxxy

*unzips hood*

see

i'm having horrible performance anxiety now

what if i can't give you any pleasure
what if i have to let the other french give i to you

so conflicted r/n

what's with caribbeans and killing gays

just found a porygon on pokemon go