>be American
>want to play Pokemon go
>go outside
>get shot
Literally a true story
Be American
Dominic Baker
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Kayden Morgan
>be american
>go outside
>see 35 million blacks
>get shot
Parker Collins
>Other countries will NEVER EVER know what it's like to get shot
LMAO
Blake Bennett
>play pokemon go
stopped reading there
Andrew Reyes
This
If you don't get shot at least once In your life, you live in a non country
Caleb Thomas
>be Russian
>want to play Pokemon go
>go outside
>get shot
>The shot was national 40%
>get five more shots
>now you can play without smartphone
True story
Justin Davis
>be Canadian
>want to play pokemon go
>go outside
>have a fucking leaf as a flag
Ethan Lee
I can't get shot if I shoot first
Cooper Morales
>>want to play Pokemon go
You didn't even need to add that part desu
Christian Powell
do you shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up resistance?
Brandon Clark
No, after generations of being shot daily the American population has evolved a kevlar-like skin
Ian Mitchell
Your inability to handle banter proves otherwise
Luis Martin
Kek
Tyler Flores
...
Gavin Nguyen
>The shot was national 40%
What did he mean by this?
Nathan Thompson
Bullet proof skin, not banter proof skin
Isaiah Clark
IS THIS A TRUE STORY?????
Jace Long
>be Hungarian
>want to play Pokemon Go
>Treaty of Versailles
>be Slovakian
>want to play Pokemon Go
Robert Price
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Blake Richardson
>be French
>want to play Pokemon Go
>go outside
>get run over/shot/bombed/beheaded by a muslim
Nicholas Ramirez
Underrated KEK
Do me now
Michael Watson
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Juan Parker
>be American
>want to play Pokemon Go
>Find a rare Pokemon in Chicongo
>It's a Jynx
>Try to catch it
>ay cracka why u b puttin us down, dis racist yknowhatimsayin
>get shot by peaceful BLM protesters
Caleb Kelly
>be t*rk
>go outside
>suddenly ww3
Ryan Edwards
>be Portuguese
>want to play pokemon go
>go outside
>...
>no stops or gyms for a 3km radius
>only pokemons you find are pidgeys and ratatas
Thomas Brown
what's wrong with pidgey bro
Aiden King
>be German
>go outside to play Pokemon Go
>Muhammad is parked outside asking me where my girlfriend is.
>mfw I forgot it was her date night.
Carson Gutierrez
He's making an explicit reference to two people who actually went outside to play Pokemon GO and who got shot.
Julian Garcia
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Lincoln Cooper
>be Argentinian
>go outside to play Pokemon Go
>i get mugged and my phone is stolen
Elijah Sanders
>be Australian
>go Outside to play Pokemon Go
>Network can't connect because I'm on 90's modem
>play Pokemon Go irl with a net and 3 foot tall spiders
David Stewart
> be mexican
> go outside to play Pokemon
> get robbed
> get mugged
> get beheaded
Nathan Rivera
>be spanish
>go outside to play pokemon
>cant afford phone
Aiden Long
>be American
>want to play Pokemon Go
>look for rare pokeman in New Hampshire holocaust museum
>only find dead human remains
>look in holocaust museum in Washington
>only get kicked out for disrespecting Hebrew trainers
>Didn't even catch a Pikajew
theguardian.com
Anthony Cook
>be Canadian
>can't play Pokemon go because Tradeu bans it for being against Sharia law
Brandon Moore
>be american
>go to play pokemon go
>get jumped by 5 niggers for wearing blue shirt
>go to hospital for 2 hours
>go home
>get hospital bill for 159000 dollars
>pass out
> go back to hospital
>get shot
Jeremiah Nelson
>be Canadian playing Pokemon Go
>can't speak ribbet so I get beat up by some frogs
>rush to my free hospital
>they put a bandage on my 9 inch gash because thats what the government covers
>chinks make fun of me for being a white minority on the way out.
Gavin Morris
>play pokemon go