Let's have one of these

Let's have one of these

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How is Argentina our enemy?

>spqr

top kek, your ancestor would be the umayyad caliphate

>roleplaying countries

>The father of Colombia is Spain
>The father of Spain is Castille
>The father of Castille is the Asturian Kingdom
>The father of the Asturian Kingdom is the Visigothic Kingdom
>The father of the Visigothic Kingdom is the Roman Empire

So yeah, the Romans are the ancestors of the Colombians

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>Argentina is your enemy, rival, and best friend
wew lad
Is it like an England/France love/hate thing?

Come on, have some fun.

Top kek

Yes, it's very complicated. We are their tsundere province basically and most of their history they have wanted us to return to them.

On the other hand, we are almost the same people so we are also sympathetic and seen favourably.

So they probably pose the biggest existential threat to the country, but on the other hand they are the people we have the closest bonds.

Are we your natural enemy, friendly rivals and former enemy at the same time? How is that possible?

URUGUAY IS CUTE!
CUTE!

Brazil is our biggest trade partner and the reason why Argentina has never annexed us. On the other hand you also tried to annex us as well and have always had ambitions in the Rio de la Plata.

Being a buffer state between the two strongest South American countries for 200 years is complicated.

>they have wanted us to return to them.
Errr, I don't think that is entirely accurate... Care to share where you got that from?

>you also tried to annex us
Cisplatina was a Brazilian's territory

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Former enemy
>Spain

The ones that gave us civilization, christianity and rights, while getting rid of barbarism.

You trully are a bunch of retard monkeys.

kawaiii

ive thought of colombia as drunk mommy and spain abusive grandpa, and usa is rapist uncle that left an inheritance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatine_War#Background

The Cisplatine war was an attempt from the United Provinces to reconquer us from the Brazilians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Manuel_de_Rosas#Anglo-French_blockade

Rosas always wanted us back and sieged Montevideo for 7 years with his Uruguayan ally Manuel Oribe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguayan_War

Argentina always took part in proxy wars with Brazil to keep us as puppets

After that there weren't any more wars because the nature of the world changed, but what would be the first place Argentina would like to get and would be the easiest to annex? We are Argentina's first and natural expansion.

We spent like 10 years at war you know.

>After that there weren't any more wars because the nature of the world changed
So you admit that your previous comment was inaccurate, because you said "most of their history", which by your own admission is not true.

>but what would be the first place Argentina would like to get and would be the easiest to annex?
There is a difference between being easy to annex and wanting to do it, you know.

Made this one a while ago.

Great meme leaf

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You are not similar to us at all. You are Small Argentina

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>meme
Yw Kernewek dhiworth Kylgh. My yw yn Kanada rag ober.

You fucking invaded Antioquia after we already gain independence, made us need fucking Bolivar to get ride of your asses again, and having to fucking join the Great Colombia instead of being just one peaceful small country like Costa Rica

Devon here, fuck Cornwall.

Kernow here, fuck Devon.

>Father
>Nothing Celtic just invaders

Cuck

>Celts
>Not invaders
Face it lad Celts have only influenced our genetics not culture

You won't be laughing when we block off Tamar Bridge and stop your heroin flooding into the county. Fucking feckless layabouts

the population of Cornmeme is 532,300 fucking kek shut up you sausage

I thought Mexicans passionately hated central Americans

>Only influenced our genetics

Yes, fathers tend to do that

>preventing pakis from entering Cornwall
Thank you.

532,300 white people vs 52 million Mohammedans and pedos. Feels good.

Most of them stop at Bristol, the ones that make it through stay in Exeter. West Devon is probably whiter than Cornwall

here

former enemy: the US and France

>ancestor is a French lad

Cutest country

>You are not similar to us at all. You are Small Argentina
Which is a good thing psh
Uruguay sounds comfy af, also i like their music

> Argentina natural enemy
Are you kidding me? They don't give a fuck about us and we barely get any news about that country. We're too far to even care about each other

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Spain has no friends, this is a fact.

raor

Have a problem with this frog?

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I bet you don't even go sea rowing.

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>italy
>rival

Dayum, dat Isabel polandball dou

This. For things like father and mother for the UK would be the various and varied Celtic tribes and peoples, as well as the Anglo-Saxons for the English specifically.

Nope, boi

Anglos came to south of scotland too.

me cabrea que esten en el G8, podemos superarles

ayy very true, but it's the English more than anyone else on the island - even though the English are mostly Celtic themselves genetically.

Saxons basically came in and took over the place. No genocide happened or anything.

>or things like father and mother for the UK would be the various and varied Celtic tribes and peoples
Maybe if you're Scottish, Welsh, or Irish.

England was shaped more by Germanic invaders than anyone else; genetically and culturally.

Yes they intermixed and interbred with the locals, often being invited to settle.

Culturally definitely. I would put the Anglo-Saxons as fathers for the English for sure.

England is 50%-70% Germanic DNA wise.
It's only the UK as a whole where Celtic DNA has the majority.

To be fair I would too if I was being constantly raided by Picts.

According to recent studies native white English people are about one-third Anglo-Saxon.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/new-genetic-map-of-britain-shows-successive-waves-of-immigration-going-back-10000-years-10117361.html

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35344663

>we wuz white n shiiiettt

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Probably more if you cut out Irish immigration in recent years.

there there, españa senpai, many still like you in this continent

Much of these studies are on going so new stuff comes to light all the time.

Aren't you more "French" than "German" ?

>that one North-east Scotland marker in Cornwall
wat

No Phillipe, you ruled over us. French "nobles" tend not to mix with filthy English peasants.

kek, no.

Though according to this study - - the English do share 40% of their DNA with the French, but that goes back to migrations during the last ice age 10,000 years ago.

Normans are the only """French""" influence we have

b-but
rt.com/uk/242157-uk-dna-genetic-study/

Hummmm :^)

Well

Plantagenêts...?

That's referencing ancient migrations 10,000 years ago, nothing to do with our modern notion of countries. The English and French currently share 40% of their DNA, but that stands to reason given the close proximity of the countries.

father and ancestor should be reversed

Why is Texas your best friend?

>Cornish people, the study adds, are much more closely related to the English than the Celts.

Suck it

got halfway through and realized; didn't want to take the time to fix it
that's the american way

don't elevate your own personal problems to your country

>natural enemy

Really puts Canada in their place, eh?

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That's not surprising at all. It stands to reason, given that the southern English are in no small part descended from the Brythonic peoples who occupied the region before the migrations, that there would be some degree of relation:

>The majority of eastern, central and southern England is made up of a single, relatively homogeneous, genetic group with a significant DNA contribution from Anglo-Saxon migrations (10-40% of total ancestry). This settles a historical controversy in showing that the Anglo-Saxons intermarried with, rather than replaced, the existing populations.

I'm afraid this is not to say that the Cornish aren't "genetically Celtic" (whatever that means), but that the southern English are to a significant extent descended from the pre-Migration Period inhabitants of Britain. The study goes on to say that there are "separate genetic groups in Cornwall and Devon, with a division almost exactly along the modern county boundary," and that "Cornwall forms a separate cluster," which is in accordance with the map posted here: The conclusion is that the Cornish are genetically distinct from, though related to, the English due to the significant contribution of Brythonic DNA to the latter.

So, uh... nothing new here.

this is shite tbqhwy

But you're French

That's why you're the friendly rival, the closest we got to a friend.

Oh, and I forgot the source of the original Oxford University article:

ox.ac.uk/news/2015-03-19-who-do-you-think-you-really-are-genetic-map-british-isles

And to the original study:

nature.com/news/uk-mapped-out-by-genetic-ancestry-1.17136

Notice the clear demarcation between the Cornish cluster and the Devonian cluster.

The frog, desperate, tries to latch himself onto superior cultures to survive.

Best friend should be France.

Ancestor should be classical Athens.

This week, we're all French.

#PrayForNice

lmao no

Nice m8.

Only """French""" influence on English DNA is Normans, who were Germanic.