China: >invented paper >invented gunpoweder >invented like a ton of stuff >have the great wall >have like a billion people >have a rich and varied history
britain: >had the industrial revolution >had a shit ton of artists >had shakespeare >had harry potter >created the number 1 language on earth >had the british empire >invented a shit ton of stuff
Japan: >has video games >has anime >has an army of weeaboos >had ninjas >had samurai >had hiroshima >has the biggest city on earth >has a shit ton of yen >has qt girls
Brazil: >has rainforest but we're fucking its shit up >uhhhhh we're kind of good at soccer? >poverty
Like seriously, what are they even going to show in the opening ceremony? Fucking jungle book?
it's still an important part of world history they can pay respect to, something Brazil doesn't have
Grayson Hughes
They will show airplane
Caleb Barnes
Pretty much this.
Isn't the reason why brazil is so popular precisely because they have no cultural/political baggage? It's basically "Have fun and fuck chicks: The Country."
Henry Harris
This. Also, biogenetics.
>comparing New World countries to milenar countries.
Nicholas Reed
>they you excluding yourself from your own country? :^)
Levi Wilson
What's up with Brazil's flag anyway? Like it has such a good design but then they got to the center part and decided to just fuck its shit up and add a bunch of words and stars. If they had just left the circle as a blank blue circle it would have been a stellar design
Elijah Butler
I'm talking about producers.
Ryan Turner
> Japan > has qt girls fuck off weeb
Brandon Robinson
I don't understand that self jerking about one's history. the ceremony should only be about sports
The fucking NHS and mister bean in a sport event. WTF britain?!
Luis Butler
Australia's opening was also shit.
You can't compare New World countries with countries that exist before fucking Caravelas. You fucking moron.
Aiden Ortiz
You guys have a Nob... shit.
Luis Brown
>a world-famous healthcare system praised by many countries >one of the most popular and influential comedy characters in history what's the problem?
No you won't. Australia has far more money than you jungle bungles will ever have.
Jose Brown
I liked threads during the london's opening ceremony
Angel Evans
Australia's opening was basically 90% Abo
Robert Williams
There will be native Indians, black people dancing like in Carnaval. And that's it i think.
Aiden Howard
mate your opening ceremony has a smaller budget than our annual new years fireworks in Sydney let me tell you how it will go >oooh evil Portuguese conquistadors in wool armour since metal is hard to come by >chop chop chop down the polystyrene amazon >hue hue hue hue soccer (camera cuts to German olympic official with a smug smile as he mumbles '7-1' under his breath) what else can your shithole of a country show? You're literally the first non 1st world nation to hold the olympics and you've completely fucked it, brazil is the laughing stock of the world right now, if you traveled overseas and told people you were Brazilian they would give you a look as if you came from Afghanistan or Iraq
''Regarding the Opening Ceremony, Dilma said that she liked, but Brazil will do better; we gonna put a samba school and nailed it!''
Jordan Russell
Naked kuruminhas in the opening WHEN
Grayson Murphy
>mate your opening ceremony has a smaller budget than our annual new years fireworks in Sydney FUCKING KEK If only Sup Forums was around during Sydney's olympics the shitposting would be 10/10
Juan Miller
>oooh evil Portuguese conquistadors in wool armour since metal is hard to come by
It's funny you saying that because 90% of Australia's cerimony was Abo dancing and the rest of the 10% were the evil whites coming
Ceremony shitters fighting eachother without facing the truth. Lets face it, you lads were BTFOd by Britain and China so theres not much point in arguing about shit ceremonies from you lot
Gavin Gray
Because this country barely had Native Americans in comparsion to all the rest of the Americas.
Jaxson Brooks
>yfw half of Brasil doesn't have water or power because of this event >buying a ticket is LITERALLY killing Brazilian monkeys
Andrew Nguyen
MUH NHS
Still entertaining, have to admit.
Noah Jones
>>yfw half of Brasil doesn't have water or power because of this event
wtf???
Jonathan Mitchell
Monkey circus!
Ayden Bennett
Brazil had very few Native Americans. Most Native Americans were in Central America, Andes and North America
Isaac Gutierrez
they can't afford to keep brazilian peahead monkeys alive even when there is no event going on so do you really think they'll be able to fucking afford contaminated water for every citizen during the fucking olympics
Kevin Williams
Could not care less. Most of the brazilians here are well-established financially and socially. Most of them seem to be from upper middle classes and up. I kinda wish my cunt wasn't that shit, but I do not hold any stupid national values. I do not care if there are people starving in my country or in other countries, as long as my family and others are always ruling the shit up. I live very far from the savages, while that you guys have to share this little piece of land you call a country with a lot of people you used to fuck with. Good luck with that, mate.
Xavier Garcia
Brazil belongs to Native Americans.
Dominic Flores
>Chinese event "LOOK AT US WE HAVE A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE LET'S SHOW THAT BY HAVING A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE ONSTAGE"
>england "LET'S LITERALLY JUST OPEN A FUCKING HISTORY BOOK AND COPY IT WORD FOR WORD!!! ALSO ADD IN NHS AND VOLDEMORT"
Face it, Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time
Jonathan Sanders
What the fuck are you talking about? I said Brazil is bad at soccer and you're telling me about your native american admixture.
Landon Morgan
>olympics in australia kangaroos and we're tanned brits >olympics in canada HOCKEY MA NIGGA >olympics in literally any country in latin america huh... Brazil is the best country in latin america in terms of culture the only new world countries that has produced any culture whatsover are brazil and usa
new zealand=sheep and all blacks(maori) australia=kangaroos and that joker guy canada=we're an usa with better quality of life and hockey
Kevin Harris
Thanks Korea >if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point
kill me
Isaac Williams
>Face it, Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time CHECK OUT THIS OLD NIGGA OVER HERE NIGGA PROBABLY POSTING WITH A FUCKIN' TYPEWRITER LMAO
Liam Peterson
>A >FUCKING >DENTIST
Carson Wilson
I'm telling to you that we have very few culture because this country just have 200 years old and it's basically poor European diaspora + african slaves.
David Clark
The Iberians were literally the worst at colonizing. I know it may sound like a bit of a stretch to blame it all on lots of long gone Portuguese people, but Brazil was screwed from the get go.
It's too big to function properly, it's riddled with corruption and political instability, it's potentially one of the most resource rich and fertile regions of the globe even without cutting down a single square foot of rain forest yet the legacy of the colonial system makes social cohesion and cooperation a lost cause.
The rich are unfathomably rich and the poor are unfathomably poor, and the middle class is too busy paying everyone's bills. Brasilia is just a bunch of incompetent establishment fucks, regardless of their political viewpoints and there is not a whole lot of substantial reason to believe things would ever change for the better.
>Why don't they try populism? That'll get things going! If you only knew what sort of country the average Brazilian wants, you'd think twice. I want to clarify that I think of myself as a moderate liberal. The only way to get Brazil out of the dirt is authoritarian, preferably military rule.
Colton Fisher
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Daniel Cook
>>if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point It has the Winter Olympics in 2018 (Literally the one after Brazil)
Nathan Davis
It was only 22 years ago. Fuck off underage
Ryder Collins
>Airplane I know that I am going to regret this, but what airplane?
Nicholas Howard
>we have very few culture because this country just have 200 years old and it's basically poor European diaspora + african slaves. Don't feel bad m8. Literally nobody outside of Europe and Asia has a culture.
Jason Flores
>Barcelona has had by far the best opening ceremony of all time >of all time there can be only one: youtube.com/watch?v=GePNydI9gX4
Landon Bell
>filename
Daniel Cox
dude,the portuguese were the ones that gave brazil the basis they need to develop.They just need to get rid of corruption,that'll come eventually There are spanish ex colonies way worse than brazil,only argentina,chile and uruguay are relatively better and that's because they're irrelevant and poor.
Wyatt Johnson
They have lots of baggage but they aren't white enough for anyone to care or note that they enslaved more people than The US and actually worked their slaves to death without batting an eye.
Hunter Stewart
stop fucking pretending portugal was somewhat useful
Xavier Rivera
its funny Britain's section is mostly "had"
Ryder Bell
>desunited kingdom
Cooper Sanders
I still haven't recovered from the cuckold 2012 cuckening cuckremony
Wyatt King
better had than never had, yooey-kun
Joseph Green
what the fuck does the UAE have apart from sandnigger fucking muslims
Wyatt Hill
You know. THE airplane.
Jace Phillips
Predictions for the ceremony: >unga bunga jungle for the first 30 minutes >plane for the next 5 minutes >carnivale for the rest of the ceremony
David Lewis
>Why don't they try populism? That'll get things going
We have been trying that for 14 years now
Jackson Bailey
who gives a fuck?nobody watches the opening ceremony would gay faggots
Lincoln Rodriguez
t. butthurt huehue faggot
Josiah Morales
>the opening ceremony would gay faggots learn english before you fucking post on Sup Forums
Jeremiah Turner
Am I the only one who actually thinks it will be good :x ??
>>if korea ever has an olympics the opening ceremony will most likely have Gangnam Style playing at some point >It has the Winter Olympics in 2018 (Literally the one after Brazil)
It also had the Summer Games in 1988.
Blake Perry
Rude Barbosa
Alexander Morales
I Hope ISIS get confirmed desu They will probably target other people countries though
Luis Thompson
>Opening ceremony is 60 minutes (That's all they can handle) >Shitty jungle and animals and monkeys take up 20 minutes because they're the country's most famous attribute >Show Christ the Redeemer being built >Show a bunch of guys doing kick ups >It ends >Dilma carries out the Olympic Torch to a chorus of boos
Jayden Campbell
>Dilma Dumb
Owen Clark
>barbosa's wife son
Cooper Allen
>can't make this shit up
Ayden Myers
>Iberians worst at colonizing
What kinda dope you smoking man, I want some of that. kepp in mind the Iberians started exploring and colonizing at least 200 years before any other European power reached their heels
Charles Foster
yo, pretty packages of frosted delights
Connor Fisher
Who else? Pele should be the big reveal at the end. You can't rely 100% on footballers. Michel Telo?
Jackson Torres
sheep pictures occupy alot of space
Joshua Ward
malls and stuff
yes but its no different from WE WUZ
Angel Wilson
>text encoding
Education takes up too much budget I guess
Adrian Smith
What's the difference between a Portuguese accent and a Brazilian accent? Do you bully them for speaking retarded like how we bully Americans?
Oliver Young
>Michel Telo
Do you consider this funny """banter""" or something?
Owen Lopez
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Christian Johnson
Spanish colonies fared better than French, I wouldn't put them so low.
Julian Smith
the file size is amount of text, pictures would only contribute their filename to the total size
Joseph Smith
Michel Telo is literally the only Brazilian person I know that isn't a footballer or Dilma Rousseff. Same thing for the rest of the world.
as of this posting, some audio is being streamed from brazil, best we know is rioting.
What is going on, hues?
Andrew Myers
>he doesn't know what ASCII art is
Kevin Murphy
It only speaks about your education, friend.
Hudson Ortiz
It was a joke you southern hemisphere shits.
You take the piss out of one another when you're just as bad.
If both of your countries sank to the bottom of the ocean and all of your people nobody on earth would give a shit.
Andrew Reyes
they speak retarded but unlike the americans they're too fucking nigger to admit that they speak like retards. Actually american accent is actually pretty good,it's like a neutral english,with british being the cool english.Brazil is actually fucking stupid. imgine picking a language,add nigger slangs and indigenous words,start speaking like you're singing,and imitate a fucking monkey,and you get a ''brazilian'' version of your language
