How much do you have in your bank account without lying ?

How much do you have in your bank account without lying ?

1000 euros

Like 6 grands.

I work minimum wage but I live very simply. And not with my parents.

around 200 euros

$15.68

>bank account
what is it?

Minus 1730 euros.

My parent's money.

$12,320 in a tax free savings account.

$650 in a chequing account.

$1.40 in Canadian Tire money.

Thanks for the truth. I thought at first you would mini 100 000 euros + 20cm dick

10K brazilian monies...

>nobody is in a minus
What the fuck guys?

2.800 euros

I owe money to the bank.

Minus means below 0 ?

I am on -900, I have two accounts, one on -500 and one on -400.

6000 USD or so

10,000 dollars

Slightly over £1000. This time last year, I had £6000. Probably gonna be in denbts soon.

Yes. It's pretty regular here for people to have a negative account balace. That is, to take more money from the bank than you actually have. My account limit is minus 15,000 kuna and I have some minus 12,000 kuna now, so I basically treat that like "having" 3,000 kuna in the bank even though it's all debt.

10.5k in the bank and 8.5k in stocks

A lot more than everyone else here :^)

About 7 000 Euros.

Fight me motherfucker

you can do this in brazil too but you will pay a hell of interest. about 300% per annum

Almost 9.000 USD at this exchange rate. I should really convert them to dollars.

Bank account: 1000 euros
Stocks bought to me my my grandmother over the years: 55000 euros

feels good man, thanks grandma :DDD

13,000 USD, I'm only 19 so I believe it's fair for now

about tree fiddy

4000bs
Wich is about 600$

>putting your money in banks
Good goy.

>Savings
$500
>Checking
$150
Fixed term CD
$1,050
>Money left from dead grandpa
$2,450

Haven't been able to work in a couple years due to health problems but mom & dad have been keeping me afloat. Hope that changes soon.

$9941

Total credits 43k
Total debits 260k
Net position 217k

Negative $2000 currently.
Renting in Sydney taking its toll but I'm also shit with money desu

u including your mortgage and car?

Oops, meant to say -260k and -217k. If only they were positive numbers.

about 9k

About $1,400.

1560 euros

i do have a own non-denbt house and a newish car though

about 40k, saving 100k for a house which will take another 14-16 months
at least my bank gives me $14 a month or something in interest, really helps

>tfw more than any other in this thread

Just a mortgage, no way in hell I'd spend more than ~7k on a car at this point.

Without lying? $10,000,000

30k Argie money which is about 1.8k euros

Around 12k AUD

about 50k €
2/3 are invested
sadly about ~5k are invested in shitty bank stock that suffered quite a bit after brexit (slowly recovering)
no, not MPS

I'm actually a bit older than most of you I guess anyway

I'm unironically living with my parents to save enough to get a non-rapey loan for a decent condo in Milano, ~480k
It would take another year before I can apply for the 10-year loan
>why don't you live in the countryside
been there, done that

I have no bank account
500$ under my pillow

$1500 if I go below that I would have to a fee every month which is stupid.

20 euros
>inb4 underage

6 dollars
Doesn't matter, I only use the bank for specific transactions

A bit less than 600

approx $6k usd in cash and I also own a car worth approx $18k usd

>$1500 if I go below that I would have to a fee every month which is stupid.
Absolutely. Charging people with less money more is nuts.

actually same, only for buying stuff online

I'm in overdraft by 600 dollars

Le recession face

You should be able to get better interest than that, is it in a long term deposit? I was getting 200 a month with around 100k savings in one. My dumb ass waited til I had over 50k saved to move it into one, I regret that.

What do you drive?

~13k GDP

No idea what to do with it, I'm basically a hermit.

3,2k€

What's up with russians ? Same guy or banks don't exist in Russia ?

gib monies pls

I need to buy a car ( ._.)

700 bucks, but im also a 19 year old neet

Banks usually have a fixed per month cost... isn't like this in slovakia? it wouldn't make sense to keep 20 euro
>6 dollars
are you kidding me

it's not like some of you are actually referring to some internet debt cards or something?

send 10$ to me I am starve and so opresed(

vw tiguan

Send money in my PayPal account please ?

Just buy a shitbox for

I used to have 9k aus dollars then I bought a car and now I'm at 840 or so dollars. Fuck.
Though I could easily sell my car for 10-15k if I really wanted to.

Cars must be expensive in Australia.

I'd like a car too but I have nowhere to go ( ._.)
Terrified of travelling.

Th'is isn't a charity.

I had nearly 300, but had to pay my part of the rent last Thursday. 6 are the leftovers of that, it's the only method I can use to pay my rent for now

everything is expensive in australia, but especially cars

I've saved up like $1700 from the child support from my dad, have some $100 in my wallet, and about $200 in the piggy bank

but if were playing the "i have this much but i just bought this" then i have 700 bucks as a 19 y/o neet but i recently bought a 9,000 dollar instrument

I haven't checked nor I want to

Feels bad man

$1,000, but I'm a college student with no income, so I'm just sitting here, inheriting debt that I will have to pay off over my lifetime. Might as well make the best of it

Exactly $2,124.72

>all these rich fags
Fucking hell, Marx was right, I finally understand now, you bourgeoise scum, you all need to die so I can have your money.

we don't trust to bunks (about 150 was closed for last year)
and most of russians have no money to put on deposit

£14.20

cocaine is a hell of a drug

whats ur major? im getting out of school debt free but my major is a fuckin joke.

that makes 10 million

Stay safe buddy. Don't over do it

just do LSD m80, 15 bucks to see the universe, lasts all day and non habit forming.

Can you prove it by putting it all into a bag and showing it to me while we're in a dark alley?

Thanks for financing the destruction of my country.
Remember that each gram you consume is a colombian farmer dead. Keep fighting the good fight!

$400, but I'm just a college student and my parents send me money for food every week so it's not a big deal. I got a part time job recently too so I'm hoping to start saving like $1k per month

If you decide to join Italy you can enjoy immediately EU status plus a regional status comparable to Trentino-Alto Adige
We get Istria, Fiume, Dalmazia
You get some of the niggers we rescue in the mare nostrum (I've heard that you carve black women)
Everyone is happy

>interest
>2016
>not investing in stocks and getting them dividends

If that would help keeping your immigrants away, I would become Tony Montana

>My account limit is minus 15,000 kuna and I have some minus 12,000 kuna now, so I basically treat that like "having" 3,000 kuna in the bank even though it's all debt.
this kills the economy

No but seriously, what the fuck, how 3rd world can you possibly get

*that you carve black women
oh, Freudian lapsus
I meant "crave"

Can I make a lot of money that way?

>each gram you consume is a colombian farmer dead
how so?

ppl here dont trust bank so we keep our savings in our houses, in the bank right now i have 3000usd, and like 70000 usd in savings.

jesus, are you Messi?

Only 6.5k CAD. Im trying to save more but school eats up a lot of my cash. Hopefully once I finish school I can save more, my plan is to reach about 30k saved and then go on a nice vacation and put a down payment on a condo

Anout £500 (student loan)