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JRM edition

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are there people who still unironically wear top hats over there?

10 year olds arent teens actually so id like you to reset your IP twice to give 2 votes to "no" to better represent the facts

karen

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Pulling an all nighter since I've got a long car journey, does /brit/ like sleeping in the car or taking in the scenery during a road trip?

>Danes

the americans are laughing at us again

kek nah i got into a good university and learned to socialise with females. you lose faggot

I thought it said ten sex

Didn't vote anyway, I don't believe in it

if it's bees, then you can get desensitisation treatment so you become far less allergic which is good news in terms of allergy. food related allergy is apparently near impossible to desensitise to.

t. poor lad who's been jabbed once a month with bee venom for 7 years

>danger zone

is that what they call her orbit?

What university did you get into, mong?

>If you don't go to school with girls then you don't ever talk to girls
Top kek.

By the way, calling them "females" immediately labels yourself as a kissless virgin.

lmaoing @ you britcucks rn

hope they keep laughing, they've some way to go before they're even with us in that regard

a tremendous itch sprung forth on my right forearm in response to this post
i believe i have a rash

Yes, when the occasion calls for it, i.e. royal weddings and royal, state, or ceremonial funerals

How come women can get away with appropriating nerd culture to make themselves appear unique and quirky but the minute men show an interest in it we're labeled as manchildren?

scots BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

literally a muslim
unbelievable jeff

only when I'm otherwise nude

the pakistanis are laughing at us again

>l-let me insult his choice of words, that'll make me seem correct r-right!?!?

laughable

I'm going to list random names to see if anyone in /brit/ has the same one.

Tobias
Timothy
Bensworth
Regionald
William
Dan
Tom
Nick

alan sugar is Muslim

all me

oh fuck off you big (as in large or immense) fanny

>Very conscpicuously avoiding the university question
Ah, a York man, I see.

guess my name

Nah m8 1st Amendment and all that good stuff

RDAN

bensworth

Durham actually

believe you've misunderstood

rasheed

We hench now

steve paul john jacob rasheed mark tim tom quinton rudeger

Nah m8 Oliver Cromwell and the English parliamentarians and all that good stuff.

If you're a socialist yahoo you can fuck off right now

Love it when the hoplites stir betwixt themselves in anger

Zuborg

You're either a Pokemon or an eastern European.

i know its you you swarthy big nosed long haired cunt dont try playing coy with the false flags

>Durham
Cute.

i could've been a normie but i fucked it up after going to college, went back into the shell

>Durham
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

OLIVER

>Durham

Oh dear.

>Durham

CROMWELL

ive heard wonderful things about durham university, and i think you smell just lovely

>your answer

KEITH

all wrong

Durham is rather sexy desu

Hourglass figure

durhams good you oxbridge fuckboys

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please dont let this turn into uni wars bullshit.

I didn't go to university and I hate seeing people bicker about which education facility they got their stupid piece of paper from. This is autism sperg hours.

Terrorist attack in Berlin, I repeat TERRORIST ATTACK IN BERLIN. TV is talk about nuclear explosion.

It's all the same English shit. No difference between Durham or any other place.

What is the most English forename you can think of, Jon?

ah yes i forgot everyone on here goes to oxford or cambridge. besides i graduated like 3 years ago so i don't really give a shit what you kids think

Ethelred

the lads

>f-fuck u I d-don't even c-care
>KIDS!

can't abide undergrads

anyone want to talk shit on my uni can meet me at the york library beanbags.

i'm 5'3 and built like a balsa wood plane

source?

>ah yes i forgot everyone on here goes to oxford or cambridge

I actually did.

i was showing support and giving you a confidence boost you slack jawed durham oaf

As opposed to America, where their top medical schools are brought to a screeching halt and the student body has to go into counseling because someone wrote "Trump" on the floor in chalk?

Who else in the /Nouniversity/ club?

wrong

tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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Bensworthington

the nic cage one is causation

do not engage with the nonce

Oliver, obviously.

How long do you reckon this Pokemon Go shit will last, one month?

arguing about university does seem silly to someone in their mid 20s though. you know nothing but education

me desu

Cromwell

castaway 2 incoming

coming back to england pal?

What's the point of going to university if you don't go to Oxford or Cambridge?

Honest question

N.B. people who go to post 19th century colleges, graduate colleges, or mature colleges don't really count as Oxbridge students

Since English is merely French + Anglo-Saxon, I will say William

getting tired of spackers walking around like wankers looking for them desu

>mid 20s
Oh lad, you're practically a pensioner! Wisdom beyond my wildest dreams! You cannot have a job while at university or after it!

Top fucking kek.

just seen a thing

ama

Explain this meme to me.

t. non student

That's not Jonny Mar is it?

Inb4 intercepted when you land in the UK for serious sex offences

Guillame

whats stopping me from getting out of this thrice damned chair and going to sleep?

>25 years old and have never owned a mobile phone
Who else here?

It'll last 2 months as it is. If they put trading and battling into it before those 2 months are up, it'll hold out for a year. Minimum.

Lads

Ooh, I know this one. I won't spoil the punchline for people who haven't heard it though, cos I'm nice like that

it's the black and white thinking typical of autism la

you can't run away forever