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Cheeky late night Karen Edition

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I think you'll find it's early morning now.

I wish I could marry my cousin desu. Jealous of the Pakis with their arranged cousin marriages

liverpool: 16 degrees, 93% humidity

sweat is seeping out my arse into the chair, sitting here in nothing but boxers

dog is fucking panting too

given up weed lads
feels kinda good tbqhwyf

need something to do

>4 episodes left of GTO
It's been a fun ride

it's nights like this that make me miss Quiz Call

dark out = night

mmmm Karen...

is it today or tomorrow

personally can't stand cunts that consider 1am the next day, it's clearly not the morning until it gets to 4am and if it's still the night then it's not tomorrow

dark out = my domain

*unsheathes shadow katana*

Past 3=early morning

>That feel when you bring up Google and forget what you were going to type

americans will soon evolve to live on corn syrup IV only

Why are you awake at 4am?

what

at work

posting this picture i took earlier t the lake for no reason

Too warm to sleep.

its tommorow when the sun comes up if you ask me

or 5.30 /6am, whichever comes first

It is called daybreak when the sun comes up for a reason.

woke up at 3

got a bit messy and fell asleep early af last night

hmm

i might steal this, the sun is a better marker than this so-called "time"

because i fucking can what's it got do to with you

Machine operator?

*wipes bollocks sweat and holds it under your nose*

You took that picture because you were smoking piff and thought it was quite scenic

feel free dupree

Great Teacher Onizuka

I've got a road trip later today all the way down to France so I'm going to be sleeping in the car

security la

easy as heyll

...

true but why the bollock sweat that's just wierd

why havent you left your room in a month?

gotten too fat to leave

why are you fiddling with your schlong

>schlong
???

mexican is a chode

Can I come?

eminems new stuff is rubbish I only listen to the slim shady stuff 2bh

Cuz its so humid i have to unstick the boys

valium
weed
booze
tramadol
dihydrocodeine
liquid morphine

got pinworms lads
itchy butthole at night sometimes but im literally losing a fuckton of weight without having to do anything and they mainly eat simple sugars so i'm not really losing much nutrition either

penis

i liek to keep one hand on the old boy at all times

watched part 1 of the new OJ doc

pretty good so far

Gotta sign on at 9am, lads.

Sleep schedule is so fucked I've decided not to even bother sleeping.

you can buy cure over the counter in most pharmacies

get a job you lazy cunt

Orange Juice, good lad.

i'm working on it m8

got a coconut im going to eat later if it gets sunny

saw this nerdy indian girl at the supermarket and you could just tell she wanted the d.
>tfw no indian gf

no dark sarcasm in the classroom

when I die, you stay away from my funeral

will get rid soon
dont really wanna go back to having to exercise but i can't just let a little colony grow when it could be fixed easily haha

What does /brit/ do to entertain themselves on a very long car journey? I've got nearly a full day of going from England to the Pyrenees so I'm going to be pretty bored, can't read in the car that much since it's too distracting or I might just nap.

trying to rip a hole in space-time part 2
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audiobooks nigga

>tell myself im not going to wank
>really want to wank

How do I stop myself?

I have an hour journey to college on the bus, and I just stare out the window and daydream.

I dont even have a room.

reading in the car gives me nausea so i usually just listen to music and stare out the window

i watch movies as well for as long as my laptop battery lasts.

I've tried them before and I just can't, it's like getting someone to wipe your arse for you, I suppose if I become more alert then I could knock off the remaining pages I've got in Les Miserables.

where are you then? hiding in your parents crawlspace pretending you moved out?

Having a car that's fun to drive makes journeys good 2bh

Staying with my parents, I don't have my own room there.

I JUST WANT TO WANK TO HER FAT ARSE HOW DO I STOP MYSELF?

nothing pisses me off more than people who've only ever spent time with people from their socio-economic class

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no homo we straight smoking penises out here lmao

... just the bare bones of a name, all rock and ice and storm and abyss. It makes no attempt to sound human. It is atoms and stars. It has the nakedness of the world before the first man – or of the cindered planet after the last.

really want to drive a v8

Yuigahama >>>>> karen > kongo > kwsm

my cognitive abilities are deteriorating
i struggle to remember things or stay focused on one thing
feel like a zombie

no depression treatments work

Anyone else find they get along better with women from higher social classes than them? I think they're easier to talk too.

What treatments have you tried so far?

fucking hate danny boyle

Who is green eyed, black haired girl in the lower left?

fuck off weather

mum told me to apply for a job

told her i applied for a job

she said it's not good enough

i tell her i have no previous work experience at 19 years old

the stupid woman doesn't understand that employers don't hire anyone without work experience

a couple different SSRIs, 2 courses of CBT

I don't get along with any women.

No, the opposite. All the girls I knew from university who were middle class were insufferable.

up to a point

when girls are literally posh they get a princess complex so are easy to talk to because they don't consider you banging material so aren't fussed about acting cool

as someone from a high social class I agree. pleb women look horrible and sound horrible and are somehow more stuck-up than posh gals

stick at it lad

can't help at all but i hope you can move forward. if you can get the motivation up try and do something educational that's easy to track your progression e.g learn vocab if you already speak a bit of a language or something

t. someone who thinks living in a semi-detached house makes you posh

Yune from Croisée in a Foreign Labyrinth

thanks

fantastic book lad if you're quoting directly, made me fall in love with Tibet. wish I could just live in the mountains in general.

imagine being a mountain man with only the animals and cold winds for company

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Similar situation here. At the moment I'm getting by but focusing on the little victories.

I got two scholarships for being poor to go to university, so maybe.

>animals
there aren't any animals up on a fucking 8000m mountain you stupid cancuck

anyone find the anxiety disappears when you're insanely tired? when i switch from night shifts to day shifts, involving just staying up after the night shift until about 8-9pm, all through that day im super confident and chatty

thought i was alright with someone and then they revealed they don't like me at all

feel like absolute shit. am I an annoying person? how did I not see it at all?

I lived with someone at uni who got similar grants and she was insufferable - payments would come in and she'd blow the money on shitty clothes only to complain she's broke when the rent was due

the worst was when she bought two of the same hoody in different colours because she couldn't decide which she liked more

thanks, it's tough to find the motivation for stuff like that but i do when i can

yep, even just getting dressed and leaving the house is a "good day" in my book

i said in the mountains in general you illiterate ape
not on the peak of fucking Shisha Pangma

shut up you irksome runt

From someone of a lower middle class background I find it interesting talking about literature with them, I think the worst thing a person can do is disregard reading entirely. And you're right about lower class and working class women being awful, they've got a kind of wannabe celebrity complex about them while upper class and upper middle are more relaxed and calm.