Be American

>be American
>go to Iraq
>cry

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I never seen from this angle before. Basically,
>One of the friendly tanks misfires
>Soldier loses leg and panics

>soulless chink making fun o crying people

>be Japanese
>get nuked

>be japanese

>do whatever the fuck we tell you to because you're our puppet state

>be nip
>stay nip
>always nip

>don't cry
>piss on Muslim corpses
>everyone gets mad

>ameripussies

>russians
>soul

>be american
>literally die for this

>be dumb amerishit
>get easily triggered by innocent banter
wew lads

I wish I could still cry.
Now I just feel dead. Everything is muted.
What a world.

that's super cute

Least we have an actual military nippo.

>look at what they did to my boyfriend sarge!

LMAO

americry lmoa

>your father was a man of honour, a steadfast patriot, and had an ass that would not quit

>how is he going to give me a reacharound when they took both his arms?

>Be jap
>Go to south pacific
>Get set on fire

war is not like video games is it

>be american
>get shot
>clap

bet your fucking ass we'd die for freedoms like this

enjoy your soulless herbivore life where you'll touch even less women than these guys you little faggot

>thank the officer for his service before dying

>woops haha sorry japs just a little banter haha meant nothin by it

>be weebshit English teacher in Japan
>fail to score some nip pussy

get back to your duties, pog

>be chilean
>die in earthquake

lol
USA is the country that has sex in the world the least, besides japan
and your soldiers are garbage

>seeing civilians get buttmad over some light banter
ayy lmao

>USA is the country that has sex in the world the least, besides japan
What?

>and your soldiers are garbage
Ur mum is garbage lmao

>t. zayden horiguchi

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also OP's video is what you get when you use video games to attract losers to your army

>Be Japanese
>Get nuked
>Be American
>Get jihaded

When will you faggots make peace and realize who's really number 1 here.

>be american
>call men buggering each other "freedom"

literally an anal army
an army for anus rights

>lightly banter american
>AYO HOL UP WE NUKED YOUR COUNTRY LMAOOOOOO

Why are Americans so sensitive?

Good, it was his choice

>twice

it's just banter, sheepfucker

Oh god my sides

>Be Japan
>get nuked
>stupid enough to let it happen twice

By the way those are not American soldiers. Those are contractors. Basically hired guns who were either ex swat or police and signed up to escort VIPs or wealthy people in sand nigger countries for $$$. Those guys decided they could play army and probably bailed out of their convoy and got pinned in a building by cavemen in flipflops with AK47's.

american banter is always so butthurt lmfao

What a shit thread

>muh religion
>muh lord

>no response
>you are le glute peeved xDDD


You realize literal facebook normies use that word now, right?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>be american
>go to island
>get killed by nothing

>actual military


wew

>Being this mad
Why are Americans so anally flustered at everything even banter?

get?

War is hell tbqh

...

>anally flustered

Use this from now on, "butthurt" gives me Social Media Leftist PTSD as in "lol fucking white males are so butthurt xDDD"