You hear a knock at your door

> you open the door
> you see these kids
> "ramadan kareem"
what do do do?

Take my pants off and begin the traditional ramadan naked children dance

BLACKED

Give them some candy and some pamphlets about the dangers of inbreeding in a way kids can understand.

they're ibadis so just do the ibadi thing and be a cheap fuck

Call Immigration Administration

Get out of that shithole
just look at that wall, that's not where i live

I don't know what you want, get away from me.

Is it Novruz already?

Call Pest Control

>Norvruz

So are you Turks roleplaying as Iranians, or Iranians roleplaying as Turks?

>novruz
>iranians
Fuck off, zwarte.

>what do do do?
convert to islam

*shuts door*
*go cooks up some bacon to cleanse myself*

t.`murican

Give them one of the pamphlets that the Mormons gave me

>not shootinf them for trespassing on your property

you had one job, Hunter

Open my door and kill 'em all with a shotgun

"Easter?"

Invite the two girls for dinner. :^)

It literally is Iranian though m8. It means "new day" in Persian.

Happy easter, kids!
Praise Jesus Christ!