Who's your cunt's best friend?

Who's your cunt's best friend?

fuck off kankermof

Venezuela

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Germany and Russia

They save us from relevance since 1700AD

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not Germany.

I love you too Pooland

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Based Dutchbro

t. Marokkaner

>Based Dutchbro

i prefer belgium desu

fick dich

Hey, gib that Denmark hat back to us!

Duitsland

o kurwa :DDDDDDDDDD
jebeni something somiething

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:3

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Nice

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I feel better now

We have your back, bro

England are our OLDEST ALLIES and we're the oldest standing alliance, even though they screwed us over a couple of times. It was fun bashing Spaniards together, though.

Portugal even though we abused the fuck out of them

Ain't even mad, bro.

Worth it just so I don't have to speak French or Spanish, desu.

The Anglo-Portuguese alliance will last forever

Russia.

Hungary is our cuntfu, Kekia and Slovakia are our bros.
We used to have a single, ass-kicking state with Lithuania, but now we're tsundere for each other.
Also we have more and more in common with Romania (we're both relatively big, rapidly developing shitholes who don't like Putin) so they're okay too.

idk could be angolshpere cunts, ireland, france, portugal even