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korean pop

lads

would

summer creeping

good post

do girls get freaked out if you play with their bumholes during sex lads?

you will never fall in love for the first time again

>Theresa May: I Would Push The Nuclear Button

just got called a pom in walkabout :|

>again

Why's she all in black

thicc

the west is best

some do and will get surprised while some actually like it

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Ahh yes, ''''''british''''''' london

girls bums are quite stinky desu

you truly have to be autistic to not find a gf in this country. It's not like america, most girls aren't even shallow. literally check urself my man

midlands mentioned

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Busness idea: learn to drive a bus

One thing I noticed that I think's become a lost art in film is the contrast of silence and violence. Violence should be unexpected, fast, and loud and should be surrounded by silence on both sides to give it the proper gravity it needs. The holdup in Jef's apartment is much more tense than any holdup in a modern movie where there's constant score and the two men start relaxing and shooting the shit as if it's 1990 and Quentin Tarantino is still a cutting-edge director.

and with this post the normie power hours have officially begun

see you later fellow NEETs

>me coming home from work

don't live here tbf

Cyber attacking Trident with my motherboard desu

what about this image makes her seem so bangable

you speaking from experience lid?

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Wanking to slags on Facebook Live again

*points baguette at you from under jumper*
give me gf now frenchman or the cheese gets it

risky maneuver. they could be edging a poo

her

got called a limey in maccy dees again

She doesn't look like the cock-hungry slut she actually is

got called a normie in the travel agents lads

>boys behave badly and fall behind
Ah, yes, leaving our boys under the care of bitter, frigid young women ideologically obsessed with femininity for eight hours a day? Brilliant idea, they will definitely not abuse them or instill a complex.

>the last white men in Britain fighting of the foreign horde

would let her explore me 2bh

business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a Truck around the nice area for a number of weeks to unnerve the public for a laugh.

would you watch a porno of may and merkel?

heard French men are pretty direct with women lad. Need more confidence there I reckon.

rorke(s Drift)

more concerned over the fact that the entire classroom is populated by niggers

>tfw farming rank 20s for golden portraits on Hearthstone

What the fuck are you talking about, you daft fat nigger?

Devilish what less to expect from an ausflag

>me and the lads

>playing poostone

well lads pack it in. london is officially french territory

Got called an oppressed at O'Reilly's pub

yes man
Le Samourai has a lot of tension, maybe too much in it. The first killing of the bar's boss at the beginning was too grimey, and that was because of the silence. Silence is truly a huge part of that movie. the art of silence in cinema is truly mastered in that movie, and can also be found in the work of Ozu, Dreyer and Kiarostami, not forgetting Melville of course (silence can also be found in Le Silence la Mer). silence should truly be exploited more in cinema, noise as been done and redone to the point where it isn't spectacular

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Poleaboo is feeling uneasy about her transition

Noticing some hyperpigmentation even on the area of the face the laser "worked"

business idea: classrooms have two teachers, one of each sex?

really what can labour do at this point?

just want to fall in love again 2bh, don't care that it's for the first time

Lovely posts

Gonna become a film director just so I can get her to do a nude scene,

business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a truck over my gonads

Business idea: kill all Aussies

Would be better to split the class in half if you could desu. Or have one doing the teaching and the other helping the spastic ones

t. Know it all

Why is my dick so hard

To expand: the female teacher gets an extra 10% on top of her wages to make up for the gender gap

lads was poleaboo banned or just sectioned?

having a girlfriend is the comfiest feel of them all

London's nice as long as you stay in the expensive parts desu

GREAT taste

means you're horny

Poleaboos sister is asking him to help set up her printer

told her to fuck off

GOAT

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I don't know if that's true
when I'm single I feel whatever everyday
when I have a gf I'm good when I'm with her but as soon as I'm alone i feel whatever
it's like a nice add but it's nothing special. she occupies more my mind than anything else though, unlike before when I had nothing to think about

Angelus bell ringing lads

font

business idea: australia is really good and i like it

Speaking of Ozu and Dreyer, I got Paul Schrader's book Transcendental Style in Film: Ozu, Bresson, Dreyer for Christmas and I have yet to read it. The concept sounds fascinating, another thing that has been lost in film and society in general is a desire to express ideas that transcend the grounded or obvious. The sixties seemed to be the last gasp for breath of that art, even if artists were more interested in the exotic philosophies of Asia than the more mundane ones of Europe.

Why do we need a nuclear deterrent when we aren't even going to use it?

*kisses you, on the lips*

What's it like having no penis

Business idea: make a free people movement deal with Australia and send them all the pakis and indians

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What London bar do you work in, Bruce?

Theresa may will get a mean message from Putin while she's on the rag and decide to blow Moscow up soon enough

great to finally have a PM that can appeal to my mummy issues as a tory

Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders

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Fuck this heat


Commuting in this weather is truly miserable

Business idea: kill all white "people"

Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan

>retarded imperialist ACTUALLY believe that the Commonwealth cares about us

No way that they would open their doors to us with trade/movement, they hold disdain for us. They have surpassed us in almost every way possible.

/brit/ is just way too witty for me. i'm not smart enough to post here

her feet look like baby feet

>Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders

Finally a yank runt that knows its place

Really think we should just go back to single-gendered schools tbqh.

Have Corbyn and May already spoken? the house seems a bit empty

business idea: attractive women having sex with me

>Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan