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good post
do girls get freaked out if you play with their bumholes during sex lads?
you will never fall in love for the first time again
>Theresa May: I Would Push The Nuclear Button
just got called a pom in walkabout :|
>again
Why's she all in black
thicc
the west is best
some do and will get surprised while some actually like it
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Ahh yes, ''''''british''''''' london
girls bums are quite stinky desu
you truly have to be autistic to not find a gf in this country. It's not like america, most girls aren't even shallow. literally check urself my man
midlands mentioned
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Busness idea: learn to drive a bus
One thing I noticed that I think's become a lost art in film is the contrast of silence and violence. Violence should be unexpected, fast, and loud and should be surrounded by silence on both sides to give it the proper gravity it needs. The holdup in Jef's apartment is much more tense than any holdup in a modern movie where there's constant score and the two men start relaxing and shooting the shit as if it's 1990 and Quentin Tarantino is still a cutting-edge director.
and with this post the normie power hours have officially begun
see you later fellow NEETs
>me coming home from work
don't live here tbf
Cyber attacking Trident with my motherboard desu
what about this image makes her seem so bangable
you speaking from experience lid?
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Wanking to slags on Facebook Live again
*points baguette at you from under jumper*
give me gf now frenchman or the cheese gets it
risky maneuver. they could be edging a poo
her
got called a limey in maccy dees again
She doesn't look like the cock-hungry slut she actually is
got called a normie in the travel agents lads
>boys behave badly and fall behind
Ah, yes, leaving our boys under the care of bitter, frigid young women ideologically obsessed with femininity for eight hours a day? Brilliant idea, they will definitely not abuse them or instill a complex.
>the last white men in Britain fighting of the foreign horde
would let her explore me 2bh
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a Truck around the nice area for a number of weeks to unnerve the public for a laugh.
would you watch a porno of may and merkel?
heard French men are pretty direct with women lad. Need more confidence there I reckon.
rorke(s Drift)
more concerned over the fact that the entire classroom is populated by niggers
>tfw farming rank 20s for golden portraits on Hearthstone
What the fuck are you talking about, you daft fat nigger?
Devilish what less to expect from an ausflag
>me and the lads
>playing poostone
well lads pack it in. london is officially french territory
Got called an oppressed at O'Reilly's pub
yes man
Le Samourai has a lot of tension, maybe too much in it. The first killing of the bar's boss at the beginning was too grimey, and that was because of the silence. Silence is truly a huge part of that movie. the art of silence in cinema is truly mastered in that movie, and can also be found in the work of Ozu, Dreyer and Kiarostami, not forgetting Melville of course (silence can also be found in Le Silence la Mer). silence should truly be exploited more in cinema, noise as been done and redone to the point where it isn't spectacular
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Poleaboo is feeling uneasy about her transition
Noticing some hyperpigmentation even on the area of the face the laser "worked"
business idea: classrooms have two teachers, one of each sex?
really what can labour do at this point?
just want to fall in love again 2bh, don't care that it's for the first time
Lovely posts
Gonna become a film director just so I can get her to do a nude scene,
business idea: hire a Syrian-French man to drive a truck over my gonads
Business idea: kill all Aussies
Would be better to split the class in half if you could desu. Or have one doing the teaching and the other helping the spastic ones
t. Know it all
Why is my dick so hard
To expand: the female teacher gets an extra 10% on top of her wages to make up for the gender gap
lads was poleaboo banned or just sectioned?
having a girlfriend is the comfiest feel of them all
London's nice as long as you stay in the expensive parts desu
GREAT taste
means you're horny
Poleaboos sister is asking him to help set up her printer
told her to fuck off
GOAT
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I don't know if that's true
when I'm single I feel whatever everyday
when I have a gf I'm good when I'm with her but as soon as I'm alone i feel whatever
it's like a nice add but it's nothing special. she occupies more my mind than anything else though, unlike before when I had nothing to think about
Angelus bell ringing lads
font
business idea: australia is really good and i like it
Speaking of Ozu and Dreyer, I got Paul Schrader's book Transcendental Style in Film: Ozu, Bresson, Dreyer for Christmas and I have yet to read it. The concept sounds fascinating, another thing that has been lost in film and society in general is a desire to express ideas that transcend the grounded or obvious. The sixties seemed to be the last gasp for breath of that art, even if artists were more interested in the exotic philosophies of Asia than the more mundane ones of Europe.
Why do we need a nuclear deterrent when we aren't even going to use it?
*kisses you, on the lips*
What's it like having no penis
Business idea: make a free people movement deal with Australia and send them all the pakis and indians
What London bar do you work in, Bruce?
Theresa may will get a mean message from Putin while she's on the rag and decide to blow Moscow up soon enough
great to finally have a PM that can appeal to my mummy issues as a tory
Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
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Fuck this heat
Commuting in this weather is truly miserable
Business idea: kill all white "people"
Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan
>retarded imperialist ACTUALLY believe that the Commonwealth cares about us
No way that they would open their doors to us with trade/movement, they hold disdain for us. They have surpassed us in almost every way possible.
/brit/ is just way too witty for me. i'm not smart enough to post here
her feet look like baby feet
>Business idea: Convince NATO to invade the United Kingdom and reclaim it from the barbaric muslim invaders
Finally a yank runt that knows its place
Really think we should just go back to single-gendered schools tbqh.
Have Corbyn and May already spoken? the house seems a bit empty
business idea: attractive women having sex with me
>Great idea theyd love the heat remind them of native pakistan