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Edición touch from here
Invited all that are from americas
Not invited: People without souls.

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>tfw not invited

Slavs not invited

/balt/

You are honorary as always.

You are invited along with the German.

Only if he post decent feet. I might like feet, maybe.

sup guys

hello

Hey. I wish I had it here.
sup, hot as hell in latvia?

Thanks
Just saw a smoking hot Asian in the supermarket wearing sandals and her toes were CUTE but I didn't have the spycam app on my phone damn
She was behind me at the counter

where is the guy that whores himself out.

Los alemanes no tienen alma, pero voy a postear aquí a pesar de sus reglas :^)

>want to go backpacking but I live on a fucking desert
Feels bad

>sup, hot as hell in latvia?
not that bad atm, but still the fan gets turned on once in a while

>practice for like 2 hours over a couple days
>10% fluent
nice "language"

10 bucks says you live in Düsseldorf.

So show us those 10% Americano

Its okay, try Latvian and go insane trying to be fluent.

Them's fighting words. Let's hear your German then.

Ich bin ein Pozzhahnrei, willst du wissen was das ist?

I wish.
Lots of Asian QTs there and a really nice Taiwanese restaurant, always worth a ride there.

>Not wanting to go into the desert and drink piss
like grylls
shamefuru
Oh really, I thought it would be hell since the sea there.

NRW then?

No

eh, duolingo's fluency meter is bs anyway. It will stop at 50 or 56 once done for everyone, and even then, it is at most I believe 2500 words including conjugations.

Bear Grylls drinks piss even at the North Pole desu

Reiner
Question here, do you like the smell of sweaty feet ?

Sprechen sie Englisch?
Deutsche sprache vollendet : - )

Dort ist ein komplett Abschnitt für hahnrei

In summer we get one month of 30-35 C, then the other two is in the comfy 20's

>one chance at life
>Born in Amerikkka

It's like I won the lottery!

>tfw going here in two weeks for the long weekend

Good feel

Yeah, but after going to a gym full of indians, any smell turns me off.
Thank you based white man for bringing me here.

When they smell like vinegar i cant help but to get a full blown out boner m8.
Never really had the chance to smell a lot 2bh.

You won at life,gratz

Take me with you senpai

Dude,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weed,_California

>one chance at life
>not born in Guadalajara

might off myself

Are you gay or something?

>not capitalizing the S

Time to hit the books again, kiddo.

>wasn't born in America
>don't even have an American birth certificate
>still considered a natural born American
feels good buds

No, but how can you hate a city looking like that

>One chance at life
>Not born in Manitoba

It's our best city 2bh

Was it decent otherwise? I'm having a hard time figuring out when to use masculine, feminine or neutral

CHI......?

It's pretty decent considering the short amount of time you've invested so far. It oughta be "komplettER Abschnitt" though, the Abschnitt is masculine.

Yeah, you're just gonna have to power through the genders. It kicked my ass too when I learned Spanish a few years ago in school.

hi /cum/-chan gud morning

>one chance in life
>Born in the fucking Finland
Anyone wants to change places? I have good job, stable income and stuff.

CRBA
No spaniard blood here m'bud

America sucks.

Mira wey. el janny ya te ha matado una vez. Tenemos que salvar el hilo.
kisama yamate

daily reminder to learn the Latvian language to get free girls


hello

n-no america rocks
hi /clum/

can i exchange them for free boys (preferably balt qts)

just woke up with a rock hard erection, gonna need one of you faggots to take care of that

yyou too.
dat is gay user.

>
>tfw i will move to vancouver island and buy a wooded cabin and hike throughout the west for the rest of my life.

feels good man.mp3

>free boys
we dont like homosex here. sorry

you can have a digital latvian qt

How can I get an american friend that isn't an arrogant self-centered retard?

what about girls with cocks

how well does this portray Mexico?

youtu.be/1jJsYbVBnaE

Get a non white American friend.

get a canadian friend :DDD

good morning baby girl have yu gone your poopies yet today!?!?
you don't

TFW when my friend is coming over in a bit to take care of mine. Nothing like having a good bro in your time of need.

i keep hearing about pokemon meet ups

what is the purpose of meeting up?

I dont belie la tour Eiffel is in Mexico.
Or that we have any anime grills here.

Just factory reset my gf's phone remotely because she wasn't picking up

Meeting white women. Are you slow?

wow you're frickin leet

Fug I hate the summer.

no homosex

what aspect of the game involves meeting

wish I had a pair of anime titties to suck on

>Pokemon GO playing white women

>what is the purpose of pokemon meet ups
Sex? I don't think normies are interested in virtual rats.

This is Mexico

youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

I have the same headphones as he's wearing in that video

taking gyms is easier in groups

>one chance at life
>born in ancient city of patliputra

keep em coming

join cum

Ancient building and shit. Enjoy what you have.

>one chance at life
>born in utopia of Washington
>ripped away to California as a child

Which US city/state has the best petite/skinny qt's? :3

Try to make friends somewhere else than steam.

so is trump fucked now that he chose pence? i'm very disappointed Tbh

Currently peeling from my butt lads
Pls make it solid again

California, Colorado and Florida

Be advised: Hispanic women ballon into ham beasts in their late 20s

>one chance at life
>west philadelphia born and raised

are you an alcoholic?

Queuing up at the U.S./Canadian border
Wat do?

>queuing

Fuck off.

I know that Hispanics are 10/10 in their youth but they reverse into total hambeast after marriage.

Colorado sounds nice! At least the place has beautiful nature.

>queuing

Maritime women also do this
And the very few that don't go full ham planet age rapidly.

He is fucked because he has a moderate? You need someone that is lighter than you when you are outgoing. There are still a lot of repubs that hate him because he is not the old guys club republican.
on a playground, is where I dodged bullets most of my days.

Where this meme came from?