/cum/ - Canada, US, Mexico

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Dom Mazetti edition

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What are we supposed to talk about now that random things get you banned?

Lets talk about the one thing that wont get us banned... electronic cigarettes

we should talk about how attractive janny is

she has super puffy nipples and looks like ashton kutchers sister

Lets talk about the changing demographics of the United States.

Why is Janny so mad?

What happened last thread?

>what janny thinks its like to walk into a /cum/ thread

I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to talk about demographics.

It's race talking

Time for high energy

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>buys a mclaren instead of maserati
douchebag

who are they?

I wanna eat her butthole

Mexicans can't keep up their roach like breeding. They have to stop.

Niggas ready for based bill to go at it one more time next week?

youtube.com/watch?v=i5knEXDsrL4

Huh so having 3 kids is roach breeding to Americans now eh?

Damn, Trump knows how to impress. Suave as fuck

Melania's speech was surprisingly good, I was not expecting that

They should have ended with Melanias positive message. She's the lone bright spot in a storm of crazy and anger.

GFriend


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Wait. Melania was not the last speaker? That's a terrible mistake.

kek Trump is leaving already?

Eh I would too. Shitshow got boring.

Not at all Flynn inspires incredible enthusiasm, all and all this has been a great night so far

Well, you can be grateful to be born now and not 75 years in the future

Hearing him speak. I now know why Flynn wasn't picked as VP

*implodes then fades into limbo*

wtf I love Slovenia now

Yet you've been watching and making comments all day, you must be very engrossed to spend your free time in such a manner

>l this has been a great night so far

Well I guess if you were not really expecting much then...It was fine I guess.

Mexicans don't stop at 3

They go to 5, 6 and 7.

Now fuck off spic. Go back to your homeland.

Her name is Eunha. Super cute.

Holy shit, did a bunch of people start booing? This guy is failing hard.

Why can't Chicanos be based like actual Mexicans here? They really do send the defective ones

> Go back to your homeland.

Well good thing i'm already there.

?

The immigrants are cool.
The ones born here are shit but you can't deport those.

It was written for her by a staffer, she merely performed it.

my roommate has friends over and while they were cool for the bit that I hung out with them they are now downstairs literally screaming and banging their hands on the table every couple of minutes for god knows what and I have to get up in 6 and a half hours. I dont understand normies sometimes

He's been commenting on the RNC since 1pm making vague pointless comments about how terrible it is and how much he hates republicans and Trump. Kinda odd to spend 10 hours like that imo

If they want to appeal to Latinos, they need to get that trumpet player from Sabado Gigante and "fuera" all the boring, low energy speakers.

COUNTRY ROAD
TALE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
WEST VIRGINIAAAA

Even center left ABC admitted she wrote the speech all her own

REPS FA JESUS

>TALE

fuc
too hi 4 dis

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>Venezuela
How are you still alive?
Or are you?

What did he mean by this?

Venezuela is the West Virginia of South America.

livin the life brus

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wow, really makes you think

unironically listening to A Flock of Seagulls

puffy nipples are delicious
I know they're super degenerate but I also love pierced nipples

>pierced nipples
how can you look at them and not cringe, i get scared when my nipples are just hard and rub against my shirt, cant imagine them getting pierced

>10 minutes ago
>taking a wicked nasty piss
>spot massive cockroach at the edge of my bathroom
>not thinking straight, grab my shaving cream
>start chasing the cockroach with the it
>in my mind the shaving cream is bakelite from Neon Genesis Evangelion
>the cuckroach is an angel
>finally immobilize the fucker, it's twitching in a prison of barbasol
>bathroom is covered in ribbons of shaving cream dripping from everywhere
>decide to payback the cockroach by dropping it into a jar of bleach
>it dies in seconds
>dump bleach jar in toilet
>never flushed toilet
>bleach and piss react to form chlorine gas
and now my apartment is filled with chlorine gas and my bathroom is ruined

Why do you like men? Do you like their private parts or their muscles more?

God bless you, USA

Is that even fucking possible?

what

well I've never imagined getting them myself so I don't even think of my own when I see pierced nips

wow this thread is dead

thanks for the mass bannings janny in the previous thread

Why Americans are so sociable? It seems to be very easy to become friends with Americans.
I made like few American friends. They easily befriend people from the countries which they like.

easier said than done

What?

I have no friends

I am a fucking freak and proud of it

>2016
>still using /cum/

Everyone kys

Friends don't have you

Well, I don't know. I'm not very sociable nor I'm an Ameriboo. I made 1 Amerifriend on soc. And each time on others boards Americans very easily go for a contact outside of the boards.
For example I'm baltoboo but I haven't made any single baltic friend despite I waste lots of time on /balt/.
Really makes me think...

Hey, mate your head is coming out your ass so light up a bit you fuckin nob.

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>I haven't made any single baltic friend despite I waste lots of time on /balt/.

Is it because your country fucked their shit up for like half a century?

It's raining outside.
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What is rooster teeth?

Like I said we had the fucking Cold war with Americans, that doesn't influence their impression of me.

how hard is it to immigrate to Canada

You have to be from south, south east, or east asia.

You're already a citizen if you are.

the cold war was nbd

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This.
All piercings period make me cringe.
Tattoos are generally OK tho.
Capcha aztec taos

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Where y'all moving when Trump wins?
I hear New Zealand's design industry is really booming right now.

Just got my EE degree lads. Wanna move to the US, which state is best to drown in grills?

kek

wew

Austin based comedy-gaming-entertainment company.
Creators of the famous Red vs Blue series.

Why would you move?

SHE KILLED MY SON

Cleveland Ohio is the place for you :)

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Is it cheap to live in Alaska?

I feel like a sperg after saying good morning/afternoon/evening while passing people
I'm going to stop

that will make you seem even more autistic. Not awful difficult to figure out when it is appropriate.

I'll actually financially benefit from a trump presidency, but my faith in the country'd really be spent. There's no goin back from a meme presidency

Just nod/slight wave dude, it isn't that hard. You could always just like, stick to "Hey"

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Talk about Dom Mazzeti

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no, it's pretty expensive. it's true the government will pay you after you've lived there for more than a year or something like that, but most basic needs are more expensive since it costs more money to get them there in the first place. say goodbye to good fresh limes

we have had 3 back to back meme presidents

A ella le gusta la gasolina!
dame mas gasolina!
Como le encanta la gasolina!
dame mas gasolina!