You have 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public nudity should be illegal

You have 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public nudity should be illegal.

You have an additional 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public sex should be illegal.

most people have gross looking genitals

You have 10 seconds to explain why beastiality and necrophilia should be illegal


You have 10 seconds to explain why rape and theft should be illegal

You have 10 seconds to explain why we have any laws at all

No takers?

With nothing hidden or covered regularly sex would turn to shit
Breasts and bunda would be monotonous and normal
Impotency would rise
Etc

You have one femtosecond to explain why you make these stupid threads.

Culture and Christian heritage. Nothing more. The Japanese before the Meiji period did not value nudity as anything shameful.

>You have 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public nudity should be illegal.
should not be illegal
it's only due to history and culture that it currently is - there are many cultures in which nudity isn't so taboo as it is in the west

>You have an additional 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public sex should be illegal.
because it could lead to uncomfortable situations, the issue of consent comes up where people might like being slapped around or rough handled during sex, it may get messy and public transit is messy enough, etc

>You have 10 seconds to explain why bestiality and necrophilia should be illegal
bestiality with wild animals should not be illegal if the animal isn't hurt (obviously animal abuse should be illegal) - but there are many risks associated with fucking wild animals that need to be considered by the person. fucking animals owned by other people should be illegal because it can affect the mental state or health of the animal, and may hurt the animal

necrophilia is illegal because it's hard to coordinate the logistics of this - dead bodies don't just exist sitting around in public
a situation may arise in which someone rapes someone then kills them, hiding the evidence of the murder, saying they found a dead body here and decided to fuck it

>You have 10 seconds to explain why rape and theft should be illegal
>You have 10 seconds to explain why we have any laws at all

rape and theft should be illegal for the same reason we have laws in general, because the purpose of laws are to improve society by regulating behavior so that everyone in society can be more free as a whole to do what they want - if you have to worry about being killed or raped every time you walk to the store you can't really worry about more exciting things
everyone agrees to folllow laws so everyone collectively can have a better life

Honestly? Sanitary reasons.

I worked at a nudist park for a while. We worked naked, everyone there was naked, it was no big deal. Gross people are gross with or without their clothes, teenage guys get the same amount of random boners, and everything is the exact same...just without clothes.

HOWEVER! The main thing at nudist places is that people there KNOW the lifestyle. They GET the sanitary stuff. They GET the behaviour.

No staring at other people's junk. A lot of people wouldn't be comfortable, and would be beyond rude. Not to mention rapefugees can barely contain themselves NOW, let alone with actual nudity.

And then sanitary stuff again. You sit down, you sit ON A TOWEL. A lot of people wouldn't get this, and everything would be A LOT more disgusting.

If most people weren't complete fuckwads, I'd say go for it, but...we all know the general populace can't be trusted.

>should not be illegal
>a murrican defends this argument
Thank you.

I don't want Jamal looking at my naked mother or sister

I want to see those boobies

>hambeasts start walking around naked

Exposure to the elements is bad for people because they can get hurt easily. Imagine falling off a bike naked. Nudity would also encourage rape

public sex is terrible because it exposes minors into things they're not ready for. More people would also engage in sex which means more diseases and other degeneracy being spread.

>Exposure to the elements is bad for people because they can get hurt easily. Imagine falling off a bike naked. Nudity would also encourage rape

you don't understand - public nudity is LEGAL, not required. Vast, vast majority of people would still wear clothes everyday

the problem is, right now, nudity is demonized by the media and the government as something super sexual and bad, and it shouldn't be treated this way. people should be comfortable with nudity, everyone is naked under their clothes all the time. If nudity wasn't as sexualized as it is, media would improve and people would be able to be more comfortable in public

>inb4 nudity is sexual though
yeah, sure, it is, but... people are sexual. even clothed they will still be sexual, softcore clothed things can be more sexually charged than full on nude people doing normal people things
to give you an example of how ridiculous the nudity scare is in the west, or the US at least, watch the first few dragon ball episodes, and theres an episode where goku dives into a lake nude. this was edited in the western version so he was wearing swim shorts. his little drawn boy penis would be ILLEGAL in Canada or Australia, but it was shown on NATIONAL television in Japan. Nobody is being hurt by Goku's little boy penis. It's ridiculous to be scared of it

It goes against our traditions.

The lower classes no, but the upper class were modestly dressed and considered flashy clothes more erotic than the nude body.

I don't like it. Anything I don't like should be illegal. This is the foundation of criminal law.

LEGALIZE IT

Do you like me?

>liberty is the highest virtue
Nope, liberty is a means, not an end. The exaltation of liberty itself is a symptom of a society that has lost its way.
Liberty to do what? That is the important question. Why should people be free to fuck animals or walk around naked? What possible good can come from such things? You must justify liberty.

I don't care, found this qt a few days a go. Great tits 2bqh

Because nobody wants to see your disgusting fat ass in public.

Good point, imagine sitting somewhere after some fat cunts ass juices have been marinating there for half an hour.

It's degenerate.

IDGAF but post the original pls

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Public indecency violates the non-aggression principle.

If most people on the planet looked like Bar Rafeli, fine. Unfortunately...they don't.

>can't be fucked to take the 30 seconds necessary to restart his router

Fine. Upload it to a 3rd party site like imgur and post the link. Will take

Fuck, just go to Google Images and type "topless models" and you can find all the tits you want and then some.

>bestiality
>necrophilia

Animals and corpses can't consent retard. Humane treatment/logistics doesn't have shit to do with it.

Did you see any hot naked lolis?

1. Deus lo volt

2. Deus lo volt

Gee mister I had NO FUCKING IDEA you could find porn on the internet! Clearly I thought this was the only nude picture on the internet but you have opened my eyes. It's not like I wanted to see, you know, that individual picture. God you are a fucking faggot.

You're clearly fishing for attention like my 4yo nephew, so like my 4yo nephew I'm going to ignore your pleas for attention. Don't bother responding, I'm going to bed. Thanks for everyone's time with this shit thread

>You sit down, you sit ON A TOWEL

That sounds inconvenient, carrying a towel around just to sit. Seems like someone should invent like.. a permanently attached towel.

The truth is nudity is not natural for humans. Weve lost most of our body hair because we have been wearing clothing for a really long time.

Im not a prude by any means, i can see nude beaches and swimming naked making perfect sense, but it seems that humans are sort of meant to cover themselves to simulate fur. The flexibility of clothing means you can cover yourself as much as the situation dictates for optimal comfort and protection.

So it seems like if you are not intending to go for a swim right there, then it makes sense to wear a light robe to protect your skin from the sun and from abrasive surfaces.

No way. Do you want to see gay faggots buttfucking on the sidewalk?

Because all the women you want to see naked are ugly

Clearly this man has never been to San Francisco.

Sexuality must be restrained, so people can learn since they are little how to control their urges and develop their brains to postpone instant gratification in place of a long term plan.

Your meme man stirner is a spook himself.

Nudity is pretty natural for children, not adults, though it's been suppressed in Western countries due to media-generated pedophile paranoia.

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>implying kids' butts are more sanitary than adults
>implying you'd want to sit in a booth at Burger King after some 5 year old's bare ass was there

Relatively speaking, adult bodies are less sanitary than children's because adults have body hair and leak a lot more fluids. Naked children have not been a taboo in most societies in history, really just Western society in recent times. I'd been to Vietnam and kids as old as 10-11 would go outside and run around naked when a rain shower happens. As long as they had no sign of physical development, nobody cared.

I don't think they have Burger Kings in Vietnam though.

Is this Sup Forums?

most people have gross looking faces 2bh

>onaholes and dildos can't consent retard
We should definitely make sex toys illegal.

I chuckled, so here's a (you)

It's unhygienic and unsightly

So you can appreciate their boobs when you unclothe them

I wish people around me were fucking in the streets. At least I can watch and learn.

They do.

You seen those SJW landwhales holding a nude protest outside the RNC? Yeah...

It's gross. Also public sex is not hot at all even if it's between attractive people.

>Vote for Trump

because muddies

>country that practically invented naturist culture

Don't you guys have bdsm parades?

Because it's already hard enough to walk without a boner seeing all the qt's in short shorts

>underage horny teenager needs tits this badly
Come on.

I think it's reasonable that if you have the freedom to behave any way you want in private, you can refrain from offensive behavior in public.

People would get arrested for fighting in public also, even if they were both okay with fighting each other. Public spaces are supposed to be peaceful and orderly.

I literally don't care about public nudity. Although people shouldn't sit on benches with dirty sweaty bums.

It shouldn't and it isn't

But people being nude doesn't affect anybody. When people fight someone gets hurt. You can't really compare the two

In Germany you'll see respectable middle aged businessmen sunning nude in public parks. Generally if it's a situation where nudity would be appropriate and normal, nobody cares. Of course sitting on the bus or in a restaurant nude would not be.

I hear Australia allows nudity on all public beaches except males over 12 must be covered. But it was more common in the 80s-90s than today.

because your rights end where mine begin
and I have the right not to see your shrimp dick in front of me

You can't legalize potentially detrimental things in america, you just can't. People are too eager to abuse their rights, give them guns they give you massive shootings, allow businesses to sell chemically engineered fattening substances as foods and you get the fattest country in the world. Littering, nudity, guns, catcalling, too much internet, fastfood, all should be punishable by death, it's for your own good, america.

Wait, isn't Putin banning everything and anything remotely naughty over there?

1. To protect women (who aren't whores) and children from unfavorable encounters and prevent the spread of shit particles from person to person.

2. So that someone who comes upon two or more people having sex an an alley doesn't need to wonder if its a rape or not before intervening

in both cases its not sanitary. bodily fluids could get on things and the rate of the spread of std's could increase

in the case of sex it could be seen as pornographic material for any in the area and your not to distribute pornographic material to minors

while you may want to pull some liberal faggotry and reduce this to being some social construct you just have to deal with the fact that everything the rapefugees have done is illegal and you wont be able to change that. we haz laws nigwur

So the thread on /his/ didn't satisfy you huh?

imgur.com/7eqrYxP

He already ragequit and logged off. IDK why he thinks I should get myself banned so he can get one stupid picture of tits.

Because the sheer amount of distractions, fucking and rape would cause STD outbreaks, many many unwanted pregnancies by parents who are not ready and a huge setback in productivity of society at large... not to mention a shitload of interpersonal conflict. This in turn leads to a less healthy, less productive and less orderly civilization and thus lesser fullfilment of greater goals for all with the only benefit being a minor increase in fullfilment of sexual needs for some.

Public nudity is fucking nasty. It is communistic in stating that all bodies are equally beautiful.

It is also based on a lie that social nudity is asexual. The amount of swinging that goes on, even privately, is high. Also, seeing naked women would cause sexual excitement in normal males. This sexual tension has to be relieved somehow and that it usually through degenerate practices.

Public nudity and public decency laws exist because women, children, and men get offended at the sight of nudity or people having sex in public. Sex is a private affair - I don't want to see degenerates fucking outside. I don't. If the citizens of a society want certain laws and standards to be enforced, then they must be enforced.

Christianity and other religions also forbid such things, as public nudity and public sex. Porn has done a pretty good job of making Western society more slutty, and perverted, and downright sick, and plenty of porn has been filmed in very public places. So stop whining.

she looks like a girl a use to fuck in high school
long story short she got pregnant, I almost killed myself because of that but she had an abortion

well tried murrica, but pretty stupid argument, desu.

is right. Freedom isn't the goal, just the means.

the second one is THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>philosophically justify why public nudity should be illegal.
>You have an additional 10 seconds to philosophically justify why public sex should be illegal.
>philosophically
I don't have to go that far. Nudity is impractical and unsanitary. Imagine all the sweat, piss, dingleberries and sexual fluids forming a rancid film on various shared surfaces. Imagine people enduring the cold and stinging heat with nothing to protect themselves. It would create an environment for rampant disease.

>philosophically
If public nudity and sexual intercourse were acceptable people would be distracted from higher pursuits by base sexual competition.

Came for nudist pics
Found Ameriautism

So far all people trying to justify the illegality are listing one of three reasons:

>illegal because illegal
>muh distractions
>muh STDs

1 is obviously not an actual reason. if 2 is a valid reason, than you have to adjust to the fact that hijabs or better yet burkas are the right way to get societ7y "to the next level".
what remains is all sanitarian argument of not having people having sex anywhere in the open. now if the large US-cities weren't such shitholes I could see how this was an argument, but I assume most of you people know how for example NYC reeks of piss and shit. People having sex in public wouldn't really hurt.

Actual arguments against public nudity? Can't really find any, apart from the likelihood that it would lead to an actual rape culture.

Against public sex? Again, an actual argument is hard to find, all would be based on today's morality standards anyway and would therefore be unreasonable as an objective argument. It's probably not a coincidence that societies which ban public sex have advanced more than societies in which everybody is fucking wildly in public though.

There are places here where you can hike naked.

90% it's old people, fucking ugly asses and sagging tits.

Aslong as they stay contained I don't care.

3 solid reasons

1. saggy old man balls
2. fat fugly femanazis
3. children

i dont want to see any of that

There's a nude beach near where I live. It's just old, naked gays.

I don't see any real reason women shouldn't be able to go topless in the same contexts as men.

Dicks and Cunts should stay covered though.

>3. children
Then you'd better not ever visit Third World countries where

It could offend Muslims.
t. Sweden

It reduces our society to one of animals, and children will see sex and believe it is to be had normally and frequently. You could say they'd eventually be bored of it, but another consequence would be that there would be no sanctity to sex and that there would be no shame. Men and women would be whores, abandoning their families in this society, as things would progress.

>Then you'd better not ever visit Third World countries
That's good advice for anybody.

>long story short she got pregnant, I almost killed myself because of that but she had an abortion

You are so going to Hell when you die.

Well, even continental Europe because it's a peculiarly Anglo thing since the late 20th century that child nudity is a no-go.

Public nudity is legal in BC.

If you REALLY want to go jogging around naked you can, but nobody does except for massive edgelords, attention whores, and old people with zero fucks left.

>ameridegenerates

All women are whores.

Because their r more ugly people than hot people and the naked ones would probs be the ugly ones so that's gross. + don't want to look at peoples penises

And gays?

>attention whores
Already got you covered.