Basically conquer the entire earth

>basically conquer the entire earth
>have unlimited access to literally every kind of food and spice the planet has to offer
>beans on toast is your greatest culinary achievement

Explain this shit bongs

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Anglos have no innovation or culture, that's why they had to pilllage the entire world to get some decent food in.

Even now they have no good authentic British cuisine because they're all too lazy and would rather some indentured brown person do it for them

The British Empire was created as a byproduct of generations of desperate Englishmen roaming the world in search of a decent meal.

>crisps

That looks tasty

it's fish and chips dude

>the entire earth
>

Your needle dick empire was really nothing compared to british girth tbqh

this map looks like nonsense
which era is it supposed to represent?

>tfw so hungry even this garbage looks appetizing
went to england a couple of years ago and the food was as terrible as the weather

>crisps
RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>crisps
Why?

Faggot

vomit

"cheese"

Ashens says it's not that bad.

chicken

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>basically be the only moden superpower
>surrender to a kenyan muslim

explain this shit sanchez

Mon dieu, how can anglosaxons call that cheese

>living in a world without velveeta and cheese whiz
it's like you don't even want to be fat

And fleeing from english women

This map is wrong and you know it

It's comfort food

At least we know how to cook bacon properly

shhhhh

Yeah what the hell is this

Also if you're going to post a map with every piece of Brit land at once regardless of time, France should have Napoleonic empire colored not just the colonial empire

American """"""bacon""""""

this is the kind of food consumed on the small island of """Great""" britain

Wtf is that monstrosity

Such a rich culture

The ingredients used for baked beans originated in Spanish America, tomatoes in Mexico and navy beans in Peru, and where brought to Europe by the Brits' rivals the Spaniards... This is where they got them from after all their travels...

Unfortunately Europeans ignored the Mexican custom of cooking beans with the epazote herb (too bitter for some) in order to avoid flatulence, Just looking at those on toast makes me nauseous for sheer overkill in terms of gaseous indigestion, nevermind the awful taste of the sugary syrup those are preserved in... It really must be nightmarish to be trapped indoors by the English weather with someone on that diet...

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that's a fart factory of a breakfast there brother
>what's the problem, too gay to eat pork?

nothing like an icewitch after a 16 hour work day

I eat an ice sandwich at least once a week.

Dog bless icewich

I'm an American in the UK and that + meat pies are the only thing worth eating here. Also, fish and chips sucks balls everywhere. Had it in like 5 places and not one is as good as what you can get at a mid-tier American diner

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_foods
>Americans invented the London broil
Topper of keks

>chocolate chip cookie
>cheesecake
>meatloaf
>hamburger sandwhich
>real pizza
>buffalo wings
>brownies
USA wins again

>lol brits just conquered a bunch of natives who couldn't fight back!
>regularly defeat the greatest land powers on earth for several hundred years running

Regularly funds coalitions to try to beat France*
ftfy, still UK has one of the greatest military history in Europe.

And they call that a breakfast.
Now that's a real breakfast.

No...This is a proper breakfast

Come on mate.

>no bacon
>no sausages
Surely you're joking

youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

To be fair, a lad at work brought some Hershey shit back from his trip to Jew York and it did indeed have a vomit aftertaste.
I thought it would have improved since I last tasted it but no...still shit.

What is this meme I hear about you guys not appreciating REAL bacon. Breakfast sasuage is a shit I like that shit in my pasta

That looks good mate. BUT NOT FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST.

Breakfast is a 24/7 concept here

Here, the aperitive is a 23/7 concept because we drink coffee before.

Memes aside, breakfast for me is granola and kefir/yogurt/milk and it's the best breakfast

ok

Yeah cereals are nice

>amerifats of all people don't understand the concept of a cheap, easy to make snack

America invented snacking

Keep eating bacon. You're doing gods work.

>british congo
>ghana is french
>british south america

Kek

Greek Yoghurt on """Granola"""" is the gentlemans choice (We just call it toasted muesli)

The English make good cheese, don't lump us in with the Americans.

I noticed fish and chips are shit if you're not on a coastal town in the UK. The cheapest fast food in UK cities is chicken and chips, whereas here it's still fish and chips and is popular and cooked well everywhere here.

The fish and chips in Brighton/coastal towns are decent, but they're overpriced and poorly cooked inland