>your country
>have you got a girlfriend ?
Your country
Canada
Yes
yes
yes
no
no
At least you're Norwegian
russia
wife
Canada
No
Finland
Yes (but wish I didn't)
USA
I have a bf
Is your wife seeing anyone?
...
no Canada is not my country
no I do not have a girlfriend
yes
yes
>not married by 17
???
No I have a wife
lost my virginity when i was like 10
>tfw no gf
Spain
No
kek
Why?
WHEN DID THIS PLACE BECAME FULL OF NORMIES? GO BACK TO PLEBBIT!! GET OUT!!!
Russia
I could twice but I'm too lazy for this shit.
Girls IRL... actually I don't like them
france
friendszoned
I have a waifu.
Disgustig, Do you imagine her while jerking off?
usa
no
Making friends by talking to strangers doesn't make logical sense let alone being in a relationship with someone of a foreign species (females)
Also lucid dreaming/porn/VR/sex toys exist and VR will get cheaper over time
I have an English brunette as girlfriend
>wanting to be a genetic dead end
yes.two times.worst thing i have been in my life
better and cheaper go to the hookers.
Flag
No, she broke up with me two days ago :^(
>invited to some party a few days ago
>drive my car there
>get pretty drunk so I crash on the floor in the host room
>she's sleeping with 2 other girls
>sneak into the bed wether they like it or not since the floor obviously feels like shit
>end up finger fucking this one girl and kissing her
>fastforward two days
>send her a friend invite on facebook
>she still hasn't accepted
why lads
did she left you for the BBC?
yes
yeah
Australia
No i'm too short
we call that abuse
Yes, yes I do.
Isn't she beautiful? like a bird soaring through the sky.
Turkey
I used to but broke up about a month ago
Still miss her
It's getting better though
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
The question was if you have a girlfriend
Do you have a girlfriend?
Flag
Yes
I just want kids really. That and I have yellow fever.
>wanting to bring more children into this world
>wanting to waste your time and money
fuck you canada,a;ll you talk about mushroomsweed and feels.
all three are bad for me
1. Flag
2. Never had one
Were you a cute COUPle? :^)
flag
No, never had one.
>tfw no gf
Russia
No,I hve boyfriend :^)
>Britain
>No
It's okay though, since 3D girls are trash and and 2D girls supercede them in every way imaginable.
Romania
No, all girls are whores who go out with gypsies who's father gets money from sending prostitutes to Italy or Spain to work
no
no
No, I have commitment issues and shit social skills
>mfw can't even get a gf in Degeneranzil
nice lads