Your country

>your country
>have you got a girlfriend ?

Canada

Yes

yes
yes

no
no

At least you're Norwegian

russia
wife

Canada
No

Finland

Yes (but wish I didn't)

USA
I have a bf

Is your wife seeing anyone?

...

no Canada is not my country
no I do not have a girlfriend

yes
yes

>not married by 17
???

No I have a wife

lost my virginity when i was like 10

>tfw no gf

Spain

No

kek

Why?

WHEN DID THIS PLACE BECAME FULL OF NORMIES? GO BACK TO PLEBBIT!! GET OUT!!!

Russia
I could twice but I'm too lazy for this shit.
Girls IRL... actually I don't like them

france
friendszoned

I have a waifu.

Disgustig, Do you imagine her while jerking off?

usa
no

Making friends by talking to strangers doesn't make logical sense let alone being in a relationship with someone of a foreign species (females)

Also lucid dreaming/porn/VR/sex toys exist and VR will get cheaper over time

I have an English brunette as girlfriend

>wanting to be a genetic dead end

yes.two times.worst thing i have been in my life

better and cheaper go to the hookers.

Flag

No, she broke up with me two days ago :^(

>invited to some party a few days ago
>drive my car there
>get pretty drunk so I crash on the floor in the host room
>she's sleeping with 2 other girls
>sneak into the bed wether they like it or not since the floor obviously feels like shit
>end up finger fucking this one girl and kissing her

>fastforward two days
>send her a friend invite on facebook
>she still hasn't accepted

why lads

did she left you for the BBC?

yes
yeah

Australia

No i'm too short

we call that abuse

Yes, yes I do.

Isn't she beautiful? like a bird soaring through the sky.

Turkey
I used to but broke up about a month ago
Still miss her
It's getting better though

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

The question was if you have a girlfriend
Do you have a girlfriend?

Flag
Yes

I just want kids really. That and I have yellow fever.

>wanting to bring more children into this world
>wanting to waste your time and money

fuck you canada,a;ll you talk about mushroomsweed and feels.
all three are bad for me

1. Flag
2. Never had one

Were you a cute COUPle? :^)

flag
No, never had one.

>tfw no gf

Russia
No,I hve boyfriend :^)

>Britain
>No

It's okay though, since 3D girls are trash and and 2D girls supercede them in every way imaginable.

Romania

No, all girls are whores who go out with gypsies who's father gets money from sending prostitutes to Italy or Spain to work

no
no

No, I have commitment issues and shit social skills

>mfw can't even get a gf in Degeneranzil

nice lads