/MeNa/

old memes edition

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Who writes gauwri like that

3rd for Anzu

niggers

WHOS THAT POKEMON?

how many times do you fap a day

Hello.

Special hello to you.

P E N N S Y L V A N I A

are you samranigger?

No, I am my own self.

I take it you're not Swizzyjew either.

when i wake up
before leaving
when coming back
twice at night when everyone is sleeping

5 times a day just like salat

2 at most
1 at least
I did it 3 times once and I just felt sleepy tbqh

actually I am the swiss-flag jew
I still desperately want an arab gf

THE DONALD

4 times and still hard.

When do you remove janaba and pray you kafir scum

weak

Yeah, there are no good doujins out recently.

Why? Settle for a Persian.

uhhhh

1 is my lifetime average
7 is my per-day record
I had a 2-3 a day phase a few months ago

arab/persian/turkish/berber are all good to me phamlad

WHOS THAT PRESIDENT?!

wad aboud kurds

strawpoll.me/10785634

also great
>tfw no pkk gf to fight turks with
but kurdish women are more liberal and open to date non-muslim men
so they don't have the same forbidden fruit appeal that arab women have

I want a secular muslim gf to replace the old one.

A favorite delicacy.

>algeria has more votes than saudi arabia and as many as Israel


Where were you when the memes were stronk

so you have muslim gf?
how did you achieve it Joao?

how does /mena/ feel about penises?

I feel mine on the regular.

i really like mine
i really don't like others

probably pretty bad considering you (and we...) mutilate them

love mine
like it when it's on a feminine body
despise it when it's attached to a hairy bear

kill arabs man, and rape their wifes and children.
arabs are most stupid,degenerate people.

In Germany got a girl from Izmir. Middle eastern girls when modern and secular are more classy and feminine than the common european girl I find. Too bad that they are still a bit crazy.

>Izmir
Izmir people is european.

I forgot to mention, I don't have her anymore, we broke up when we went back to each other countries, because she was paranoid that I'd cheat on her.

We started talking again since shit is starting to go down in Turkey. Don't know if I should try to get her back or if I should just move on and get another one like her. I'm guessing Germany is still full of secular muslim women and I'm going back there.

Because they Turk, Turks are secular, Arabs are not.

Arabs are subhuman ape.

Sup negroes

this 2bh
western turks are basically just greeks in denial
the real exotic appeal comes from south arabian women
I wish I had a saudi gf
it would probably be very difficult to find one as an infidel but the forbidden fruit aspect would make it so amazing

You're not a very nice guy you know that?

nice me too

fapping is haram

Uncut looks disgusting T B H

Uncut for fapping
Cut for fucking

Kurds,Turks,Assyrians,Persians must united to kill all ar*bs.

but you forgot us senpai

Is it hard to get a Muslim gf as a white Christian?

NoFap is so hard, is it even possible?

Good luck with that. That girl from Izmir was still conservative as fuck, and it took quite a while until she fell for me, mostly out of fear of what other turks would think of her.

A Saudi Arabian woman must be really hard to get unless she has cut her links to her family. Try to find an ex-muslim saudi arabian woman.

my best is 14 days

you?

ys

t. didn't fap for 2 months

I used to do it (went up to like a month once)
it's a meme don't fall for it
the one and only benefit is that if you don't fap for a week and then fap, that one fap will feel absolutely amazing

Nothing wrong with being white but the problem is being christian, so you just need to convert my boi

>the one and only benefit is that if you don't fap for a week and then fap, that one fap will feel absolutely amazing
this

I practically came buckets after those 2 weeks, it felt like a high for 5 seconds

Same habibi

>high for 5 seconds
T. never been high

I've thought about it before, I have nothing to lose.

You know what I mean, that post-fap euphoria feeling except x10.

Have you heard about that teenager who died after fapping 46 times straight?

>so you just need to convert my boi
Most the wesern/muslim marriages I know had the male just pretending to convert to fool the parents (the wife knows that it's not a real conversion), then they'd go to a western country and live like nothing ever happened, the parents might realise after a while that they've been rused but it's not like they can do anything about it.

>raining
>still hot af

Don't you need to do a shadad in front of a mosque crowd?

I know a relative of mine that married a french guy, he converted and probably still lives here I have seen him once doing woudo2 to pray

and? unless that crowd is gong to be immigrating and living with you who cares

>the one and only benefit is that if you don't fap for a week and then fap, that one fap will feel absolutely amazing
It never turned out like this for me.

The first fap after a long fap absence is always shit for me.

>kill arabs man, and rape their wifes and children.
>arabs are most stupid,degenerate people.
sunnis*

This

he seems like a legit convert

and living in a muslim country is different, you'll get "supervised" and shit

It's shahada, and I don't think doing it infront of a crowd in the mosque is necessary

seems risky t b h
I dont want to get caught up in durka durka stuff
but I still want arab gf

>tfw 47°c

Ah, OK. A guy I know just said it needs to be in front of other Muslims.

How mad would you be if I married an Arab qt?

In all seriousness, if I ended up converting I'd take it seriously.

>47°c
Wadafak
Finek ? Tazmamart ????

>How mad would you be if I married an Arab qt?
>

Nice, another letter.

>taking converstion to islam

Dude..no. I can understand pretending to convert, but actually taking Islam seriously ?

Even most muslim anons here don't take islam seriously.

Prostitution land, you?

Hash fields

Lmao you live in Marakesh don't you

>How mad would you be if I married an Arab qt?
-10

>In all seriousness, if I ended up converting I'd take it seriously.
if it makes you happy why not, just repsect other people's decision not to

you need witnesses at least, and it's better to do it infront of an imam and have a first prayer with the community, butthat's not necessary

Getting (you)s left and right lads, they're like a drug to me

>I have nothing to lose.
Hmm.

It's not like you gonna need to grow a long beard, live in a mosque and join a terrorist group

...

...

typical niggers
(you) are a nigger

Was dat?
Wa yah

WOW
Last time I got a you someone used that exact pic on me
What a coincidence.

>Marrakeshi
AHAHAHHAHAH

The riff I'm guessing

@62313708
Thanks for the (you)s btw, what would a nigga do without his home boys

no

Fes

Nah I just live there I wasn't born in here nor do I talk like them

Very rude and inappropriate

Oh ok then
soz :>

Are u raped yet?

Where were you born?

is this now a /morocco/ thread?