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that one lad with the overclocked computer that wont survive the summer Edition

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Jenna Haze 2bh lads

ouiaboos and weeaboos OUT

pakis in

JANNY DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!1

got in my car to go home from work and i blacked out for 5-10 seconds because of the heat

cor ray un pap

always the best editions

lads

>No no no no no, this will not do at all

>We're going to have to build some more Council Estates here to house Jamal and Muhammed

>You're not racist are you user?

You're my favourite op :3

Business idea: We become an incredibly nationalistic country. Scotland stops with the independence banter and Ireland rejoins the UK.

Thoughts?

>never got to fly on a Concorde

I'm a direct descendent of William the Conqueror via one of his 12 concubines whose offspring were granted land and titles

Napalm Death lads

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Vive la roi.

It's 42 degrees here in France and somehow my laptop is much cooler than me despite it being boiling.


Been awake for nearly two days due to the heat and driving down not to mention I was up the previous night before.

Also think I may have halucinated golden glittering things in the trees last night on the drive through London, what's the weirdest sleep deprived hallucination you've had?

how can men with gyno make breast milk if:
>they aren't pregnant
>they will never be pregnant
>they aren't women
Why did God make me this way

YOU'LL TASTE IT
YOU'LL TASTE IT
IN TIME

wish I was a water vole

there is a new supersonic passenger aeroplane coming out dw lad

maybe if we weren't so racist there wouldn't be so many terrorist attacks?

you ever think of that?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

must be awful being so fat you can't handle summer. poor fat lad

I only trust Anglo-French engineering.

NO

Yellow days are best days

The only time I was properly sleep deprived I just ended up having a massive seizure.

start bottling your milk, imagine it would sell well on the rarity alone

you can swim around in my arse if you want

really? noice

still though, gutted I couldn't fly on the originale

why did we get rid of it anyway? didn't it crash like once?

>42 degrees

Bought a replacement water cooler for my PC but haven't used it yet as I'm afraid I'll break something , CPU hitting 85

>england
less racist, few terror attacks
>france
more racist, frequent terror attacks

i've tried it, just not the same

it's built by Aerospatiale and British Aircraft Corporation apparently

the FAs stubbornness to not go foreign has led to steve bruce unironically potentially getting the england job

What's with the little Englander meme?

Even if England was on its own, we'd still have one of the largest economies in the world.

why are twinks so nice lads

it's literally nothing, like if you take your pinky and dip it on your tongue the amount of saliva on your pinky would be the amount of breast milk I can produce

why the fuck can i produce breast milk in the first place i need to be dead i need to no longer be alive

>england
>less racists

Feels like I'm back in Vegas again, very similar weather and that picture was exactly how I felt, kind of half dreading going into Spain tomorrow since it's supposedly hotter.

>Concorde was retired in 2003 after the type's only crash in 2000, as well as after a general downturn in the commercial aviation industry, the September 11 attacks in 2001, and a decision by Airbus, the successor to Aérospatiale and BAC, to discontinue maintenance support

9/11 changed everything

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>Steve Bruce
Literally Roy Hodgson mk 2

Yes yes well done Steve, well done Sam

HOWEVER

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When will the rightful Queen of France be crowned.

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mean the government

dont care about the people, most people are plebs

England has more brown people - therefore less racists.

>we must do anything to stop islamic terrorism
>won't adopt sharia law

lol either become muslim or stop whinging

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I have the original .mpg in case you guys want it.

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just are

how long is your commute lads

frightening desu

watching this at the moment, very interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=a_wuykzfFzE

What's happening in French politics, lads? Is there any hope for your politicians to sort out your Muslim problem.

People give the UK and Sweden a hard time, but many people don't realize France has it much worse in terms of the Muslim percentage.

10 minute walk

going out

will do some pull ups

then come in

do some sit ups

then get in shower

then get clean

>42 degrees
>It goes from 16 to 41 in four days here
>tfw I have to work outside that day

alri richard

Hey /brit/
Is it Backyard or back garden?

Anyone else but me find the Sussex accent incredibly sexy?

Struggling to do a poo

HNNNNGGGGGGG

>no reference to Richard Gere in the article
Nice to see Richard has his secretary astroturf Wikipedia for him

Funny joke wagie

>le reductio ad absurdum

not an argument

haha lads weather am I right?

Garden

HOWEVER

>why yes I do identify as British instead of English

describe the sussex accent for me mon amis

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atm about 50 minutes

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An hour each way.

Earn £16.5k.

Costs me ~£2.something per day.

only three more days of weather

here mostly old people are xenophobic I think. And the haute bourgeoisie who likes to bring diversity but only when it's far from them

nothing is happening
no politic guy is better than the other
FN is just racebait for people who are weak enough to get scared by skin color

>30 degrees tomorrow

it wasn't meant to be like this

Based Sweden

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>Why yes, I do enjoy the musings of Milo Yanopollous

That's cheap af

>25 degrees tomorrow
reeeee it was supposed to be 20 earlier

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>haute bourgeoisie
>bourgeoisie
Are you some kinda commie?

Hmm......

who /sweatyblackgf/ here?

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Dying light was a good game

ESSENTIALLY important

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I saw scratched writing all over my wall once (couldn't make out what it said), but that was after I fell half-asleep for ~30 secs and started to dream

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Season pass train tickets my negro. I could get it even cheaper if I bought six-monthly or yearly. But I think I'll probably be fired by then so I don't buy that far ahead.

A normal ticket on a normal day is £4.10 so the savings are significant.

>that milf

>FN is just racebait for people who are weak enough to get scared by skin color
Please don't be like this, France. They're not racist. Le Pen and her party is your only hope.

>likes to bring diversity but only when it's far from them

Generally the same deal here. People who only ever see migrants washing their car and building their conservatory.

And have never been outside of Western Europe, but think everyone from a 3rd world hole should come here.

jammy sod