Why dont you come join me in the water user?

>Why dont you come join me in the water user?

Tits are too big

I can't swim.

I'm afraid of snakes, sorry my darling

"water you talking about" XD

> she

because I wont pull out and that nut will hit your uteral wall and slide down it fizzing with the broils of life.

I brought no swimsuit

You gay or something

You black or something

>You will never ever bust a nut inside that kind of slut

fml

But I didn't bring my swim suit...

You should now beforehand that my penis is exactly eleven centimetres and three millimetres long in a fully erected state.

too white

>tits are too big
fucking fins, i swear

Her name is Carolina Neto.

>not just going in with your boxer briefs

whats wrong with you fags?

Reminder that some tropical waters like that can have parasites that swim up your urethra and divide in your bladder

no way I know a succubus when I see one

thats not tropical waters, its a famous lagoon in algarve, i've been there. you can jump from the top of that small waterfall

yes but look at that sick boob situation going on

Not since I learned about that fish that swims up your urethra.

>2016
>Wearing underwear

I go commando son

You know what'll be even sicker? When worms burst out of your shaft like a resident evil enemy

>not enjoying the pleasure of a fish entering in your urethra
lamo faggot

>There's something in his pants that likes fucking Mexicans
Real American.

this

his anus ?

>tfw great manga became fucking shit

If bitch ask you to swim in fountain, it's obligatory to show your dick.

Boxer briefs, pffft.

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Wtf

>too much tits

perfect body tbhhh famm

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This bitch is probably so full of herself she doesn't need to eat

>"Wow user, you're bad at driving. I can't believe I decided to go on this road trip with you"

What do you say?

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looks like one of those pools with parasite dick swimming fishes that dont come out

don't you worry, you already have top tier airbags

Huehue

who is this mingti bric soutau?

This.

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ok but only if i can take a shit in your cunt afterwards

Objectively wrong. There's no such thing as "too big" natural tits.

this

They absolutely can be, you beta c u c c