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me and the lads edition

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biker did nothing wrong

sexual overexposure will be the end of western civilisation

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best third eye lubricant?

how is morrisey and the smiths viewed in the uk

give your opinion

It's far too hot to sleep lads fuck me

too hot for sex

>citycucks boiling
>me nice and cool, maybe a bit cold

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got a text from tim

ah yes
because people were all prude before

okay

*pulls your boxers down and slips my willy into your bum despite an overwhelming stench of B.O. and poo arising from your bunghole*

this is
true love

cara 2bh lads

also bike fags OUT

lads

bum jizz

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not really a fan of the milky substance you get from a prostate orgasm

i like eating cum but arse juice isn't to my liking

STATE YOUR IP ADDRESS CUZ

Saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen at a festival this weekend lads

Really wish I wasn't ugly

FUCKING HELL THIS HEAT JESUS CHRIST KILL ME

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It's hot

We all know it

Stop fucking bitching and take a lukewarm shower

Seriously hope there's no New Testament plebs in here.

unlucky kid

Am I missing a joke or something here?

new coke zero's quite nice

>new coke zero

que

big fan of her
youtube.com/watch?v=UjgvzTNo-9k

same, going to be one of those loners you see on heir hunters where they try and chase relatives or friends and they don't have anybody

*interviews neighbour*

"he was a very quiet man, he never had anyone at his house, no family, no friends, he just kept to himself"

*my estate gets handed to the government*

which man of mystery movie should i watch?

82% humidity lads, I'm fucking dying, emergency fans are out and aren't making a difference.

Literally turned on AMD overdrive and maxed out my 380's fan just to see if it would help. It didn't.

*goes to a rave and starts handing out red pills*

>get my first gf
>fancied her for months and she did as well
>seems so romantic
>so much kissing sex and cuddling
>literally sex 9 times in one weekend
>virgin no more
>feel more energetic, happy and productive
>feel like I can do anything
>she dumps me after 3 weeks

lol and I'm 23 what a pathetic cuck I am I bet she's taking nigger jamal dick right now while I just wank again to her and feel awful after

Have someone called you ugly?

Do you lift? If not then do it


Have you hit on girls?

it tastes a bit less chemically now, they've redone the packaging as well so it's probably more placebo than anything

New

this 2bh
and bit rude desu

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fancy going fishing later mate

Anyone else watching this Kinky Britain?

Fit burds

nah

janny has it in for me lads

might be away for the next 24 hours or so

slavic women make my peepee hard

Business idea: something like this, but for /brit/

same m8

wait till your friends start to grow old and settle down and you playin the ps4 on weekend nights while your friends are busy with their children

can I please have some (you)s? it's the only thing that gives me a feeling of self worth or meaning in my increasingly dull life.

fly free danebro

janny confirmed carcuck

don't even have friends hahaha

I saw the qtest girl I've ever laid eyes on in my first week of uni. Couldn't stop myself from constantly stealing glances at her all week. She came up to me the week after and started talking to me out of the blue and asked me to sit with her during a class. We ended up getting pretty close and exchanged numbers and all that. She text me 1200 times in the first month of us having each others' numbers. The week before Christmas, she asked me to come down to her town for "a night out" (that only her and I were taking part in).

I said no because of my autism. She offered similar invitations 4 more times after that. After the fourth invite, I felt bad about turning her down, so I told myself that no matter what she asked me to do, I'd do it. The last time she asked me out, I refused because I genuinely had plans already and she text me saying "You know what? Fuck you. Don't expect any more invites." Last text she ever sent me.

I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet.

That looks nice. I wonder what that feels like.

>yet.

stopped reading there

This but needs to more orientated towards the working man on the outskirts of normie status

what reason did she have to dump you?

wasteman

>working man
/brit/ is a student general to be honest

hi be good to each other and live moral lives
thanks bye

me and the lads

>Have someone called you ugly?
yes

>Do you lift? If not then do it
no I've been fit for years not so much any more

Have you hit on girls?
no I have a 4 inch dick anyway

Its hard going out and no girl pays any attention to you

ever sucked a cock lad?

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There can be a section for arrogant students too. NEET shut in weirdos need to fuck off to /britfeel/

*peels my naked body away from my computer chair*

*beads of sweat roll down into my arsecrack*

hmmm
yes

Feel sorry for you desu
Try getting some visa whore to be your gf

r u m p

just put toothpaste on my bollocks, lads.

laughing at this post 2bh

>caralad has a motorbike

get a car m8

arse!!!!

>Work in an office
>Today somebody bought in a bunch of ice lollies for the people in my department
>they were 'rocket pops'
>I reluctantly accept mine because I have an eating disorder (I am anorexic, I weigh 98lbs)
>Hear some people say 'wow user is actually going to eat something?'
>get self conscious
>'no, I just want to steal some rocket fuel!'
>blow on the lolly until it melts and starts dripping onto my desk
>'AAAHHH ROCKET FUEL!'
>put the lolly into my desk draw
>'I HAVE ALL THE FUEL'
>nobody is laughing
>leave the lolly there
>before I went home checked
>melted everywhere, sticky shit everywhere

I don't like eating fuck this weather. Why are they bringing childrens food into an adult office?

literally this
and NOT rude enough

ran out of clean underwear lads

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stacies, not even once

oh no i dont have a motorbike thought you were on about bicycles

stick a nappy on

Christ, this physically pains me.

How many people have called you ugly ?


Why dont yoy try and hit on girls?

You dont lose anything and girls like fit guys, its the same with guys that like girls with ass or tits

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watching this rn really like the 80s vibe

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>working men and arrogant students unite against the NEET spergs

great feel 2bh, always thought i was in the most hated stratum of /brit/

remember when amy winehouse died

tried watching it earlier, not hooked yet

yeah
I used to listen to her albums with me mum

I only remember because it happened after Breivik happened and everyone focused more on her than all the people Breivik killed.

yeah, i was on holiday

it was right around breivik

>Breivik
>5 years ago

made a kev edit for nothing s m h

can't stop posting slags

Sick of these runts walking around in their shorts and being happy little shits

first day on the job tomorrow lads haha x

5 years ago in 3 days exactly
winehouse died the day after

this girl has natty pelvic tilt

All she said was commitment issues and not wanting to drag me down.

She literally got fucking bored of me after 3 weeks.

it gets better

le reddit frog

so lordosis

dya reckon we might get third in the olympics if russia get banned lads

that could be epic

>secret life of pets has made more than $200m so far

wtf

Who said stop