me and the lads edition
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biker did nothing wrong
sexual overexposure will be the end of western civilisation
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best third eye lubricant?
how is morrisey and the smiths viewed in the uk
give your opinion
It's far too hot to sleep lads fuck me
too hot for sex
>citycucks boiling
>me nice and cool, maybe a bit cold
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got a text from tim
ah yes
because people were all prude before
okay
*pulls your boxers down and slips my willy into your bum despite an overwhelming stench of B.O. and poo arising from your bunghole*
this is
true love
cara 2bh lads
also bike fags OUT
lads
bum jizz
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not really a fan of the milky substance you get from a prostate orgasm
i like eating cum but arse juice isn't to my liking
STATE YOUR IP ADDRESS CUZ
Saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen at a festival this weekend lads
Really wish I wasn't ugly
FUCKING HELL THIS HEAT JESUS CHRIST KILL ME
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It's hot
We all know it
Stop fucking bitching and take a lukewarm shower
Seriously hope there's no New Testament plebs in here.
unlucky kid
Am I missing a joke or something here?
new coke zero's quite nice
>new coke zero
que
big fan of her
youtube.com
same, going to be one of those loners you see on heir hunters where they try and chase relatives or friends and they don't have anybody
*interviews neighbour*
"he was a very quiet man, he never had anyone at his house, no family, no friends, he just kept to himself"
*my estate gets handed to the government*
which man of mystery movie should i watch?
82% humidity lads, I'm fucking dying, emergency fans are out and aren't making a difference.
Literally turned on AMD overdrive and maxed out my 380's fan just to see if it would help. It didn't.
*goes to a rave and starts handing out red pills*
>get my first gf
>fancied her for months and she did as well
>seems so romantic
>so much kissing sex and cuddling
>literally sex 9 times in one weekend
>virgin no more
>feel more energetic, happy and productive
>feel like I can do anything
>she dumps me after 3 weeks
lol and I'm 23 what a pathetic cuck I am I bet she's taking nigger jamal dick right now while I just wank again to her and feel awful after
Have someone called you ugly?
Do you lift? If not then do it
Have you hit on girls?
it tastes a bit less chemically now, they've redone the packaging as well so it's probably more placebo than anything
New
this 2bh
and bit rude desu
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fancy going fishing later mate
Anyone else watching this Kinky Britain?
Fit burds
nah
janny has it in for me lads
might be away for the next 24 hours or so
slavic women make my peepee hard
Business idea: something like this, but for /brit/
same m8
wait till your friends start to grow old and settle down and you playin the ps4 on weekend nights while your friends are busy with their children
can I please have some (you)s? it's the only thing that gives me a feeling of self worth or meaning in my increasingly dull life.
fly free danebro
janny confirmed carcuck
don't even have friends hahaha
I saw the qtest girl I've ever laid eyes on in my first week of uni. Couldn't stop myself from constantly stealing glances at her all week. She came up to me the week after and started talking to me out of the blue and asked me to sit with her during a class. We ended up getting pretty close and exchanged numbers and all that. She text me 1200 times in the first month of us having each others' numbers. The week before Christmas, she asked me to come down to her town for "a night out" (that only her and I were taking part in).
I said no because of my autism. She offered similar invitations 4 more times after that. After the fourth invite, I felt bad about turning her down, so I told myself that no matter what she asked me to do, I'd do it. The last time she asked me out, I refused because I genuinely had plans already and she text me saying "You know what? Fuck you. Don't expect any more invites." Last text she ever sent me.
I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet.
That looks nice. I wonder what that feels like.
>yet.
stopped reading there
This but needs to more orientated towards the working man on the outskirts of normie status
what reason did she have to dump you?
wasteman
>working man
/brit/ is a student general to be honest
hi be good to each other and live moral lives
thanks bye
me and the lads
>Have someone called you ugly?
yes
>Do you lift? If not then do it
no I've been fit for years not so much any more
Have you hit on girls?
no I have a 4 inch dick anyway
Its hard going out and no girl pays any attention to you
ever sucked a cock lad?
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There can be a section for arrogant students too. NEET shut in weirdos need to fuck off to /britfeel/
*peels my naked body away from my computer chair*
*beads of sweat roll down into my arsecrack*
hmmm
yes
Feel sorry for you desu
Try getting some visa whore to be your gf
r u m p
just put toothpaste on my bollocks, lads.
laughing at this post 2bh
>caralad has a motorbike
get a car m8
arse!!!!
>Work in an office
>Today somebody bought in a bunch of ice lollies for the people in my department
>they were 'rocket pops'
>I reluctantly accept mine because I have an eating disorder (I am anorexic, I weigh 98lbs)
>Hear some people say 'wow user is actually going to eat something?'
>get self conscious
>'no, I just want to steal some rocket fuel!'
>blow on the lolly until it melts and starts dripping onto my desk
>'AAAHHH ROCKET FUEL!'
>put the lolly into my desk draw
>'I HAVE ALL THE FUEL'
>nobody is laughing
>leave the lolly there
>before I went home checked
>melted everywhere, sticky shit everywhere
I don't like eating fuck this weather. Why are they bringing childrens food into an adult office?
literally this
and NOT rude enough
ran out of clean underwear lads
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stacies, not even once
oh no i dont have a motorbike thought you were on about bicycles
stick a nappy on
Christ, this physically pains me.
How many people have called you ugly ?
Why dont yoy try and hit on girls?
You dont lose anything and girls like fit guys, its the same with guys that like girls with ass or tits
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watching this rn really like the 80s vibe
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>working men and arrogant students unite against the NEET spergs
great feel 2bh, always thought i was in the most hated stratum of /brit/
remember when amy winehouse died
tried watching it earlier, not hooked yet
yeah
I used to listen to her albums with me mum
I only remember because it happened after Breivik happened and everyone focused more on her than all the people Breivik killed.
yeah, i was on holiday
it was right around breivik
>Breivik
>5 years ago
made a kev edit for nothing s m h
can't stop posting slags
Sick of these runts walking around in their shorts and being happy little shits
first day on the job tomorrow lads haha x
5 years ago in 3 days exactly
winehouse died the day after
this girl has natty pelvic tilt
All she said was commitment issues and not wanting to drag me down.
She literally got fucking bored of me after 3 weeks.
it gets better
le reddit frog
so lordosis
dya reckon we might get third in the olympics if russia get banned lads
that could be epic
>secret life of pets has made more than $200m so far
wtf
Who said stop