World War 3 simulator

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Decide which one would win in a war

Can't say that I'm surprised. Those Micronesian imperialists are simply begging for war

>Albania vs Honduras

Mafia state versus Cartel state.

Looks like I forgot to answer the question.
Anyway, Micronesia would win by bombing the dikes and flooding the Netherlands, killing everyone
>Captcha: Select all bodies of water

>The Netherlands couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Micronesia in a week

TOP KEK MICRONESIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Dutch are ITCHING for a war with Micronesia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Micronesian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Micronesian pig shit they see. When the Netherlands is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Honduras is actually a gangs state.

>t. gangs state expert

Really makes you think

I have to say OP , that is a pretty good comparison (albania-honduras)

Neither countries have the power to conduct such long-distance warfare...even against smaller countries..both of them have at best fleets of patrol boats... I really couldn't tell you which one of those would win

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Germany would win by far, they would just steal all of bahrain's people

Well, Iceland won all Cod Wars and BTFO them in football

Interesting.

Saudi Arabia for sure it has the size advantage

italian vietnam

in terms of what? Pakistan has like 200 million people

The actual size of the country

Pakistan has nukes, it would be no contest.

well what if they miss, Saudi Arabia is pretty big

They have over 150 nuclear warheads, take out Riyadh and Jeddah which would cripple the economy. All the Saudis would probably hole up in Meccah and Medina because they know Pakis wouldn't bomb it. But let's assume they do anyway. Boom. It's done. The rest of Saudi Arabia is a fucking desert.

This is a tough one, but I think Vietnam could pull it off

It would not be tough for Vietnam at all. They BTFO you, the frogs, the chinks, the mongols.

Fucking love this pasta

But if they kill us, we win.

good point

France memes aside
Why do people underestimate Vietnam. It has a population or 80 million or some shit, more than any of those countries In the list, defensive wars are easy for them tho they could never invade a bigger country

But Canada's population is so low Vietnam could probably pull off an invasion

Does Vietnam even have a navy or an airforce not filled with 40 years old planes?

not sure

I hope we create some sort of alliance soon though t.bh
they seem like pretty based people and good allies against anybody really

This one is actually very difficult I don't know if I could come to a decision

Hezbollah would BTFO Burundi easily

They hate the Chinese so something might come out of it. They're still commies at least officially tho

>invading thousands of miles of frozen hell
Oh yeah, I'm sure that'll be easy to invade

They're trying to modernize to face China. Remember, Vietnam and China only stopped fighting in 1991. They're more than ready to go back at it regardless of tech differences

>North Korea v Morocco

Clear nork victory. They'll stomp all over the muzzies.

>Congo v Mongolia

Hard to say. I'm gonna guess Congo, they probably have some officers that have experience in guerrilla warfare. Also, since they are in Africa they probably see the need for a standing and maintained army.

>Dominica v Madagascar

Who. The. Fuck. Knows.

>Australia v Vatican City

Heh

>Australia v Slovakia

Probably Slovakia.

>Norway v Cameroon

Cameroon has the numbers, Norway has the tech (I'm assuming). Probably Norway.

>Slovakia v Ukraine

Ukraine

>Egypt v Mozambique

Cold war matchup 2.0, 2nd tier american equipment vs Soviet gear.

>Tanzania v Sweden

Sweden surrenders to the BBC

Gambia is literally just a river, but Afghanistan is landlocked and doesn't have a navy, so they can't just sail upriver and shoot at everything. Afghanistan would probably be able to get some planes up and running and bomb the shit out of Gambia eventually, though.

Lol.

The Afghan army has been fighting durka durkas for the last 15 years. They are in general shit at fighting the Taliban, but against an external enemy the common infantryman would probably be extremely motivated. Afghanistan by far.

>New Zealand's armored force consists of one (1) Leopard 2

Yeah, no.

why the fuck don't they just sell it and use the money to buy a fuck ton of anti tank weapons for higher tier trained anti-tank infantryman? Would that not be more effective?

Monaco, a free market country will always win against commie dogs.

How I wouldn't know?

turkistan nations and belarussia should never have been allowed to leave russia t.bh

They don't have anyone to fight it's basically for show

One tank can be used to train several hundreds of people to operate armored vehicles. If the commonwealth is ever entangled in a full scale war, trained personnel to operate vehicles will be even more valuable than anti armor operators. New Zealand will probably be used to supply crews to other commonwealth nations. This will be more valuable than anti tank crews.

good enough point, for now

Yeah you've got a good point there, hopefully a leopard 2 isn't all too different from what the rest of them use or else that'd be a hassle to relearn a whole new tank system
but yeah, I see how that makes sense

I just checked nd...
new zealand has 0 fighter jets
wtf?

maoris can chuck spears that high, chad
I figured coming from a central saharan country you'd know that by now

wew lad

The third is the charm, lad

Germany

They'd send in the turks and other mongrel races first

Canada uses Leopards, the UK and Australia uses M1 Abrams. They are all NATO-standard and should be similar in operation.

But Burundi is really good at genocide

>miss nukes

Nigga we'll get a hat trick

Ehh I forgot to change it to 2 but I thought this was an interesting match up either way

I'm gonna side with the Welsh on this one

But Bosnia is much more powerful

But the Welsh have Dragons

shut up dork

Nigger, they don't take every square inch. They take your biggest cities, and force your people off into that frozen hell until they either starve to death to collectively force you to surrender.

Can Chile take on Best Korea?


Rematch of the century.

Vietnam can actually defeat Canada then?

Chile easy. The country's unique shape would make them unstoppable

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Nobody would win that

jordan would fuck lebanon up tbhq

Tough one

How the fuck would a civil war cause World War 3?

Hard one

Can those countries even reach other?

They just have a BIG ocean between them

Italian laos btfo by our great leader

North Korea would win probably

kek

The cartel would keep the United States away

it caused the first one

deus vult

Isnt Italy obligated to defend Vatican City or something like that?

you cant really attack the vatican without being in rome

Fucking kek

Bahamas because they have lots of nigers there.

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Well.. I think we can stand up for a chance

If I were Luxembourg I'd just turn my flag upside down and hope that they don't notice

>Canada: 22nd in military power
>El Salvador: 122nd in military power

No m8 we would stomp you like a bug. Sorry

They already took over Amsterdam and the football team, so it wouldn't surprise me if they took over the whole country.

>Egypt v Mozambique
I want to see this, it could be interesting

Israel wins

England confirmed whiter than iceland

We gutted our airforce decades ago. All they have now are scout and transport craft like the Lockheed hercules

Seems like a pretty fair fight

We don't have any tonks though, just 100 or so lavs
No aircraft from any potential threat could possibly reach the country without mid air refuelling, if they did our frigates are loaded with AA missiles, fighters and tanks are a waste of money because nobody has any reason to attack us and any country that had the capability to would slap our shit silly no matter how much money we spent on the military

Back when we actually had fighters during the cold war they were used once to fire warning shots at a Taiwanese boat fishing in our EEZ

1800 bills vs 34
sure it would be hard competition

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