What's your excuse for not learning the next lingua franca?

What's your excuse for not learning the next lingua franca?

加拿大是中國的領土

>tones
>runes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Cause I aint no fucking cuck

>implying I don't

Master Zhang would be none too pleased If I hadn't already :^)

It sounds awful

i'm white.

没有借口
原谅我吧

Because it's not the next lingua franca?

>殘體字
kys

为何中国人不庆祝复活节?

It won't be the next lingua franca, at least during my lifetime

just called the Finnish suicide hotline on your behalf

He's right you know. As we speak, every (important) Chinese person is learning Engrish. The eternal Anglo strikes again, Shin Chan

40000 symbols

/thread

My excuse is that I already speak it.

Cao ni ma!

A FUCKING FLOWER

might give it a go after korean.

I pondered Mandarin first but >7000 characters

It's the language of the

L O S E R
O
S
E
R

>simplified characters

Digusting

>chinese
>speaking chinese in 20 years time
you're havin a larf

I'm already learning it, my 那个.