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can you imagine being a janny haha edition

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Good ha ha lad.

remember that lad who said he still wore nappies when he was 5?

Jenna Haze 2bh lads

well lads, it's been a long time coming but i've finally perfected my time machine. to what end, you ask? kill hitler? stop 9/11? no, no, my naive friend. you see, i intend for my delicate ballsack to be poking out of the soil in the centre of hiroshima on august 6th, 1945

rather unusual

MORNIN' GEORGE

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cara 2bh lads

that's a man btw

Cannot wait for a new King George lads. Banter will be insane.

Did a cheeky wank

yeah he just made these two posts

bollocks

5 days into nofap lads

ask me anything

hate yankophiles tbqhwylal

have you got a gf? how tall is she?

just matched with a tight little slice on tinder lads

exceptional post

sersh

How many (You)s do you want, be specific

haven't got a gf

Yanks are the master race you runt

Having a new holiday Yank?

ask if she does anal on the first date

Dangerously close to being overweight with soon-to-be pancake tits
nty

my arms are quite red

yank isnt an ethnic group you little cunt

indubitably

2 months into nofap
not even trying haha

post eejit gattos

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>but Irish is

lads i've lost my dream girl i don't know what to do

Spoiler this heifer

Is kev racist

what about tim

Brought a small explosive device online to bomb Ulster with

Police intercepted it though

Hope I don't go to prison

Haha

it literally is

>new thread before the old one has passed page 8
Janny's going to be absolutely livid when he's released

don't say cunt americans are shit at saying cunt it's our word, you can't use it brits excepted

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spolier yourself you faggot

He'll bump the limit down to page 9 he will

>Yank not a race
>Irish is

I can see why Henry resented you choosy cunts

cunt

haha

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alt righters (particularly pards) are the worst thing on the internet with thicc posters/furries/bronies
literally derail every conversation they touch with their trash

>mfw y*nks pronounce "twat" as "twot"
think they're just soft cunts by birth, can't even swear properly 2bh

>who were the celts
thats like saying anglo saxons arent an ethnic group

anyone got a link to the video of the pizza guy comes round to tims

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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Islam is a rather shite religion.

Thought no porn would help me stay harder longer but it appears it was just a meme, have yet to try myself out on a girl though

white genocide is real you nigger

>t. every reasonable person for the past 2000 years

is the film 'Everest' any good

>not liking Islam is racist
>not liking Christianity isn't
Good memes

FOB

alright mate

>Catholics
>reasonable

it was directed by an icelander, so i am legally obligated to say it's good

meh. it's alright

i prefer The Eiger Sanction

NEED a Yank gf to bully me

have a rest

she's an absolute dog

really must stop drinking

don't even want to know what the state of my young liver is in

Both of these i think

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FOB

Yanks should stop appropriating anglo culture.

It's not for you. Daft cunts.

Why do American girls always have those weird pudgy faces even if they're thin

Business Idea: rewrite film synopses to /brit/ sensibilities

>The Proposition
>The story of a proper English bloke dedicating himself to civilizing Australia by savagely murdering every Irishman he can get his hands on with the full power of the law and manipulating other Irishmen into doing it for him. Even his wife has a retarded Irish boy flogged to death!

tate modern is a literal joke

there was one room dedicated to old TVs showing repeated videos of bottles going into peoples arses

the jew who runs the tate must be mentally ill

and people actually fucking donate to this shit on the way out

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE VIDEO WHERE TIM ANSWERS THE DOOR AND HIS TROUSERS ARE ROUND HIS ANKLES

PLEASE

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Listening to BBC World Service even though I am 100% British

well you've got me there partner

I don't know

>he doesn't understand art

seems it chickened out in the end

good rare gatto vid

need a body positive assertive gf

They don't look too imposing

The black guy looks cool and I bet the white dude would be fun to chat shit with

Hows it going Pardner

YEEE HAW. Happy thanksgiving god bless Amurrica.

>1975
yeah no

bad genes

>size 14 with a personal trainer

She's below average by UK standards user

give it a watch. i guarantee you'll enjoy it

It's going alright, thanks for asking. :) Yeah haha America's a nice country isn't it

I'll be watching this webm for some time ...

Don't think they do Liposuction on the face.

Yank """"""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""" makes me pull a sour face and want them nuked

can't stand summer

have to wear short sleeve shit and my arms are like twigs, I look like an anorexic victim from auschwitz

this 2bh

just know that every fatty envies you
you're halfway to being ripped without doing anything

>She said "I suspect there are many members on the Opposition benches who might be familiar with an unscrupulous boss; a boss who doesn't listen to his workers; a boss who requires some of his workers to double their workload; and maybe even a boss who exploits the rules to further his own career."

>Leaning forward and fixing Mr Corbyn with a direct stare, she added: "Remind him of anybody?"

>dude
Go away

London. Need a Twink bf

Yanks aren't anglos and they should stop doing this weird impersonation immediately.

brit on vacation here

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