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cara

exceptional post

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I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.

she calls me by many "romantic" names and i just call by her name because the rest sounds too corny

no, I don't live in the countryside. Some guy on /tdf/ did that though (he even hold a /tdf/ card)

very good game. the artistic direction is flawless

Do you sleep?

A

>A yank

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I kind of miss the little nigger-loving faggot greek kike

>Some guy on /tdf/ did that though (he even hold a /tdf/ card)
is that on spee or aspee?

if the tour went through your city, ie) time trial, would you go and wear a /brit/ flag?

>brb putting me fingy in yer bums

really makes u think

BIG dirty stinking bass

play
with
my
hair
on
a

yankophiles disgust me

Heading down to the chipndales in a bit, you want anything?

this 2bh

A PIND OF GINESS :DDDD

all the time

wtf is wrong with robert deniro
he's completely ruined his catalog of great movies with a heap of absolutely shit comedies.

like why does he think he's funny? why did he stop making dramas completely for this trash.

Ahh so cute!

Describe her and the lads will help you think of one or tell us her name

May join the Lib Dems if Corbyn is re-elected as party leader

These Irish plague /brit/

We need a Cromwellian solution

That soldier what died probably brought it on himself.

FUCKING TAKE A DRINK YOU MORONS.

>I don't eat meat

genuinely curious as to what you look like

>whistling along to a song
>can't keep up with the singer
>or whistle nearly as good

youtube.com/watch?v=CJzcrpP1agQ

its on Sup Forums
it comes in my city for the final stage but I won't go because i try to avoid big events (get anxious when im in a crowd + recent events arent making things better)

Its The Chipperina Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel Emporium and Warehouse you dip

wont dare posting the New Pics

Why? Just why?

he hit 59

I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.
I am in love with this girl.

I can't even whistle you ableist

An opiate high is just as good as, if not better, than sex with a beautiful girl.

its called a chip emporium and if you dont agree you're a paki or nigger

ulster

I look like this and I eat meat hahah

Wew lads, London overground air conditioning is god tier. South West Trains a shit, was inhumane.

Jenna Haze 2bh lads

Finished watching Mein liebster Feind.

On Sup Forums

Why won't they leave us alone

Why don't you say you're in Paris?

vocaroo.com/i/s1AOYsOHjWtV just had a go to see if i can do it i dont know the tune so dont really know what it goes like x

yea but there are loads of old actors who make good stuff
he could have easily moved on to other roles but instead became a parody of himself

Are you the same Frenchlad I discussed Le Samourai with? If so, I fear I'm rapidly becoming best friends with a Frenchman and I don't know what to do anymore.

Generic runt.

t. Saw his dox

we'll never know. what we do know is he sports these on a daily basis

When the 3 SAS or Marines died a while back, I had a mate in the Navy say it was because they took performance enhancing drugs the morning of the hike, but a side effect is you increase water consumption by quite a bit, and they didn't even take enough water for the day without the drugs

Its called a Chicken Shop and if you don't agree you're not from a deprived borough of London.

ONE DAY I WENT TO LIDL

maybe he's just given up and wants to put no effort into anything any more

LITTLE
*le skeptical face*

maybe my sentences were pretty ambiguous sorry

yes

doing a new gimmick lads
"hannah diamond 2bh lads"
haha how did it go? x

Love the frogs lads


Vive Le France
Vive Le Roi

R8 the gf lads

was naked in the garden again today got very hot doing metal however now is not the time for a shower, that comes later

wanted to go for a walk but it's gone all cloudy

>try go to sleep at night - lie there for 2 hours
>lie down for 5 minutes during the day - fall asleep for two hours

should do metal outside while naked

*yodels at you from afar*

So what's the next step of this? Do we move in together?

I just don't fucking care

pottery

on the left

what is doing metal

Difficult thing to teach. Just try blowing with your lips (as you do) and if you hear even a hint of whistle try to isolate it with the position of your mouth. Then you can experiment with shape a bit.

Not bad lid. I can only create wavering tones like that when I don't whistle normally. Can't really explain it. It's like it comes from the bottom of my mouth and tongue, not my lips.

that's how the T.Rex finds you

what the fuck are you even supposed to do over summer when you have no friends

you'd never think i spent so much time online if you saw me in real desu

->62355745
cringe

Get a job

>he pronounces "niche" as "nitch" rather than the correct "neesh"

shes a qt

the thought crossed my mind
le lifting le weights

you look like a completely different person in all your photos

it's weird

Ta gueule enculé
La France est morte
Vive l'Angleterre

facetime with ur bitch

good thing they can't climb mountains

>he pronounces "sword" as "sword" rather than the correct "sword"

to get to the other side?

Why are Yanks so unfunny and annoying?

Are you an actual clog wog?

t. clog wog diaspora

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slipped out my arse / 10

*grabs your head by the ears and fucking slams it into your desk*
DO YOU CARE NOW?
DO YOU?
*fucking slams it again*
IDIOT

She's a protestant from belfast hands off

the classic go-faster stripe

like a human scooter

Wish they'd fuck off to /cum/ тbh, they're just not funny

that's exclusively a yank thing

Woah spooky

dont care
i would give her my catholic seed

ja

should oil yourself up while you're at it

racist

no it's not

Tepid gimmick, chap

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Did nothing on my day off
what am i like

Sick of these "hello my fellow lads" JFs altogether but the Yanks are the absolute worst.