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actually, tom brady is not a very good football player. edition

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The Panthers have never won a super bowl.

you're not allowed to post here anymore

Cam Newton isn't allowed to not recover fumbles anymore.

Me ridin' the whip

tom brady legally shouldn't be allowed around footballs anymmore

They see me rolling

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I'm a Seahawks fan and even I don't believe that. Now post the interception so we can get over with it.

>tfw people younger than you are becoming successful rapping/"making beats"/making music online
>meanwhile I don't have a single creative bone in my body

>tfw could give a fuck about success, I have no creative outlet

maybe go to college idk

they hatin

I forgot to mention I'm too dumb for college

I can do most academic stuff but I'm mathematically illiterate so I can't get very far in college when I can barely understand pre-calculus

go to tutoring and take classes with recitation time

it'll get even the dumbest through

or just go into marketing

my thread was way better
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fuck off nerd

I most likely will since I wanna get into a trade like solar panel installation or electrical contracting (but even those require a solid understanding of math)

mostly I just want to play music or draw/paint some nice art, but I'm literally creatively unskilled

like, I'd rather factor one of those polynomial equations or whatever instead of attempt to draw someone's face

I'm wearing my shoes to bed and there's nothing you can do about it

>mostly I just want to play music or draw/paint some nice art, but I'm literally creatively unskilled

can't be a child forever user

God bless America

at least put on socks, you heathen

>can't be a child forever user
So you're saying artists are children?

Or children are naturally artistically inclined? Because I sucked at music/art even when I was a kid

this is my gimmick

>socks
I took them off in order to get comfy

>comfy
>not wanting your feet to be warm and toasty

shiggy diggy

>this is my gimmick
???

i just took this picture

ps fuck off suburb fag

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say that to my face

Islam is cancer.

doesn't really make it your gimmick though, not like it matters

Really forces neurons to fire within my cerebral organ

is wearing shoes to bed a gimmick?

is there a plethora of pics of people wearing shoes to bed as a gimmick?

can you show me posts exemplifying this gimmick even through just pure text?

Trump Can't lose.

so is christianity
during winter i posted pics of myself wearing boots in my bed in /cum/
clearly you have subconsciously drawn inspiration
i demand you delete your post immediately

I liked that show better when it was Parker Lewis

Trump will turn this cesspool of a """"country"""" around.

Parker Lewis would vote Trump.

>is there a plethora of pics of people wearing shoes to bed as a gimmick?
yes

Parker Lewis is too cool to vote. He'd probably support Trump, though

I took this pic months for another thread on Sup Forums claiming that all americans wear shoes to bed and have been posting it every now and then

it's just the ripple effect of memes

I'm not sure you know what a gimmick actually is, there doesn't have to be a lot of people who do it for it to be a gimmick, it's normally just 1 person

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ch3h1Jn1Gg
REALLY fires up those neurons you know

>so is christianity
ah yes, because there are militant christian groups beheading non-believers with rusty knifes

>Gimmick

go back to /brit/ lad haha

Hey guys I'm here.

I caved and fapped. I can't seem to last longer than 2 days

but math is fun, user

I agree. He'd wouldn't campaign hard but his cool, lazy campaigning would bring in many voters.

stop posting that ugly boy

h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe

Americans use to wear their shoes to bed during the revolutionary war so they could get to the battlefield at a moments notice

They were called minutemen

*months ago

bud, one person can accumulate sufficient data for a gimmick. I asked for data not numerous pieces of evidence from different sources.

1 post from a single person does not a gimmick. 20 makes a case. 50 solidifies.

ps you're like really dumb desu

HOLY SHIT GUYS

christianity and islam both tell you to kill non believers
christians just ignore this for the time being however

hehehehehe

No fap is fucking retarded.

I actually did have fun factoring/solving equations for a while, even if I did fail the class and drop out

but I just suck so hard at it when test-time comes, it's almost pathetic. At least with the online modules I can go pause for a little and spend 2-3 hours on one tough part.

>lad

hey kangaroo jack

gimmick is an /éire/ gimmick
dont let the brits fool you, literally all their gimmicks are stolen from /éire/

PLEASE

No it would save me a shit load of time

Math is useless.

Ask her if she'll give you succ of dick

its called maths

>lads

she looks like she could suck my dick off my body

My god man, how much do you fap?

t. dunce

I feel like calc was easier because it gives you a better idea of why you do the things you do in precalc. Anyway, just practice, man. It's all technique.

Nuh uh

I might suck at it but I'm not so butthurt that I'd dismiss math altogether. Math is what makes guns and cars and internet and software and stuff work. It's important for like almost all the good stuff in life, even stuff like drugs

> I asked for data not numerous pieces of evidence from different sources.
why the fuck are you getting this autistic about it?

>1 post from a single person does not a gimmick. 20 makes a case. 50 solidifies.
I didn't even imply that, and it was posted multiple times by the same person

Go back to faggot island, Englishman.

I don't think I've ever nutted in under an hour

American """""""" banter"""""""

mathematics is completely useless from my ideological point of view

Limeys

t. autistic man who doesn't get irony

also, what "data" do you expect me to give you?

>who is Kony
Pro tip, his guerrilla army proclaims being Christian.
Also there's hundreds of hate crimes committed against Muslims every year.

7-8 times a day here

can climax in 2 minutes

most of my orgaasms are dry

Just pulled out six (6) eyelashes from the same eye

am I gonna die

my sister had to get a restraining order against a dyke who just couldn't accept she like men today.

sorry bud. I misread your post.

I'm terribly drunk and even more volatile.

good post
go suck a burger or something

not one bit of that sentence makes sense

Get a hot gf

Weird that nobody ever talks about how creepy women can be.

Then just keep it at once every 2 days.

i constantly pick my eyekashes
youll be fine

your sister probably ate her ass before

how does that make you feel

its only the lesbos

do you have trichotillomania?

it's linuxtechtips

>I'm terribly drunk and even more volatile.
literally same here bud
*hugs you and pats you on the back*

Was trying to figure out why I don't relate to /cum/ anymore. Realized it is because of summer. Can't wait till you kids go back to school.

Looks like a tranny, if she is you might be able to manipulate her insecurity into succing you.
T. Tranny expert.

No, my fucking eyelashes just come out and they poke my eyeball in doing so

Who tf up

I am so fucking glad Cam Newton and the Panthers lost last superbowl. Watching the race baiters cry after their Great Black Hope lost to Peyton was fucking orgasmic.